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not in the least....that's the last thing I need to damage on my piano
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I ve called you, but damn I got the answering Machine![]()
Why didn't you leave a message?
teach ya to have sex on the piano..........![]()
No, that will damage the sound board.

Did you know...
... that today is the birthday of the Answering Machine? Sorry, I'm not in right now, but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you real soon now. The answering machine was invented in 1945 by Edwin L. Peterson.
Even though that anniversary was a few days ago, it is worth remembering. How on earth did we survive before that? Good morning {{{{{{DGO}}}}}}Even though that anniversary was a few days ago, it is worth remembering. How on earth did we survive before that?
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I am an admitted screener of calls. There are a few reasons, firstly, the caller is calling at a convenient time for them, which isn't always convenient for me. Secondly, relatives. Enough said on that. And then there are those who require a lot of energy, not sure about others but I'm low on fuel these days and there ain't no drilling going on here.
I have, however, found a response to the "Oh, are you screening your calls?", said in that tone of voice we all know, to them I say, "Well, if I were, don't you feel honored I picked up?" My father has not asked me that question in over five years!
Sanity isn't all that easy to come by...must conserve.
Insomnia is just great. G'morning.
I wish he hadn't invented it. I hate leaving messages especially when I know someone is home.

Good morning {{{{{DGO}}}}}
Yes that can be a problem then. Oh well. Have a terrific Tuesday.
It's been good despite not getting much sleep. My son said that my sleep battery has run down and I need it replaced.![]()
I decided it was time to dust. I've had the windows open for weeks and have skipped the dusting. Not a good idea. I had enough dust to grow corn.
Enjoy your day!
Nodding at how quickly dust can "grow" when the windows are open.Hi, I like your son's comment about your sleep battery.Nodding at how quickly dust can "grow" when the windows are open.
Hope you are getting some sun today.
Hi Kayte, and everyone.
DGO, I love that you included the "Don't ask why there's no apostrophe. I don't know." is priceless...I wouldn't have been able to sleep not knowing that, (no pun on the bff, although maybe our bffs know each other).

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Brought you Morning Coffee, just in case your still in Bed (again)
Have a scrumptious Day![]()