DGO's Unthread

[kayte]

Did you know . . . .

. . . . women buy four out of every 10 condoms sold. The condom is named after Dr. Charles Condom. Original thinking, no?

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They do?

 

[done_got_old]

Happy Hump Day {{{{{{DGO}}}}}}}}} I am sure your affect on them did have a strong impact on their success.

That might be because I appreciated their humor. Little Johnnys can try the patience of saints.

 

[done_got_old]

They do?

Think of how many you've purchased.

 

[kayte]

That might be because I appreciated their humor. Little Johnnys can try the patience of saints.

But then of course Saints are perfect for heaven but hell to live with on earth....

 

[kayte]

Think of how many you've purchased.

Actually not too many.

 

[done_got_old]

Actually not too many.

Neither have I!

 

[sasebrats]

You should have done better than that. I'm disapointed in your performance.

I only missed one. I'm not as fucking dense as I thought I was!

 

[sasebrats]

Did you know . . . .

. . . . women buy four out of every 10 condoms sold. The condom is named after Dr. Charles Condom. Original thinking, no?

http://www.literacyrules.com/Literotica/W/condomman.gif​

I believe that. I always had to buy them....and if I didn't have to then he was calling me saying...."I'm standing in front of the rubbers...what kind do you like again?" My reply was always...."One that don't break!"

 

[done_got_old]

Did you know...

... that today is Push-Up Record Day? In 1993 at Fontana, California, Charles Servizio completed 46,001 push-ups within 24 hours. Celebrate by... um... eating one of those orange push-up popsicles!

Happy Birthday to

Shirley MacLaine - 1934
Barbra Streisand -1942​

 

[sasebrats]

Did you know...

... that today is Push-Up Record Day? In 1993 at Fontana, California, Charles Servizio completed 46,001 push-ups within 24 hours. Celebrate by... um... eating one of those orange push-up popsicles!

Happy Birthday to

Shirley MacLaine - 1934
Barbra Streisand -1942​

Oh goodie! Any excuse to have an orange push-up.

 

[done_got_old]

Oh goodie! Any excuse to have an orange push-up.

Try exercising first.

 

[sasebrats]

Try exercising first.

I did my sit ups this morning. It's amazing how the AB lounger works when you aren't sitting in it watching tv and eating a bowl of ice cream.

 

[kayte]

Neither have I!

Good morning {{{{{DGO}}}}}}

Guess you and I just know how to do it right!

 

[kayte]

I only missed one. I'm not as fucking dense as I thought I was!

WOW That is great {{{{{{{{{Sase}}}}}}}} Of course I've always known you were wise too. Scrolling back to check the thread name. Ok, I don't have to use that "word" here.

 

[kayte]

I believe that. I always had to buy them....and if I didn't have to then he was calling me saying...."I'm standing in front of the rubbers...what kind do you like again?" My reply was always...."One that don't break!"

EXACTLY!

 

[kayte]

Did you know...

... that today is Push-Up Record Day? In 1993 at Fontana, California, Charles Servizio completed 46,001 push-ups within 24 hours. Celebrate by... um... eating one of those orange push-up popsicles!

Happy Birthday to

Shirley MacLaine - 1934
Barbra Streisand -1942​

Those orange push-ups were a childhood favorite.

 

[kayte]

Oh goodie! Any excuse to have an orange push-up.

 

[kayte]

Try exercising first.

But of course

 

[sasebrats]

WOW That is great {{{{{{{{{Sase}}}}}}}} Of course I've always known you were wise too. Scrolling back to check the thread name. Ok, I don't have to use that "word" here.

Gosh now don't use the 'word'.

 

[kayte]

Gosh now don't use the 'word'.

It is not a word I use. I had to force myself to use it on the F*** thread. Even then I forget. Guess it never became a natural part of my speaking vocabulary.

 

[sasebrats]

It is not a word I use. I had to force myself to use it on the F*** thread. Even then I forget. Guess it never became a natural part of my speaking vocabulary.

I always say if I did it as much as I said it I would be a bag of bones.

 

[kayte]

I always say if I did it as much as I said it I would be a bag of bones.

ROTFLMAO!

 

[sasebrats]

ROTFLMAO!

Well...it's the truth. I'd be foundered I'm tellin' ya...

 

[kayte]

Well...it's the truth. I'd be foundered I'm tellin' ya...

I am sure you would be! I'd imagine more than a tad sore as well.

 

[sasebrats]

I am sure you would be! I'd imagine more than a tad sore as well.

*sighs* it would be nice to try it sometime....