Husker1987
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done_got_old
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I shall follow the Walking Man (not too close) just as soon as possible then.
Just don't get in front of him!
Husker1987
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Just don't get in front of him!
No I stay behind him.......he's kinda like a compass though, always pointing North. No wonder I get lost on my way there
done_got_old
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No I stay behind him.......he's kinda like a compass though, always pointing North. No wonder I get lost on my way there
So true!
sasebrats
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No I stay behind him.......he's kinda like a compass though, always pointing North. No wonder I get lost on my way there
Aren't you suppose to head south east for lickadick?
Husker1987
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Tell the Walking Man that, I always end up in Bismarck.
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sasebrats
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Why the fuck would you wanna go there? That's like ending up in.........oh never mind.
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An older woman will never wake you up in the
middle of the night and ask you, "What are you
thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what
you think.
An older woman always carries a condom in her
purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy
might have one on him.
An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger
woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older
woman will sleep with you after a cup of a
herbal tea.
The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido
gets and the older a man gets, the weaker his
libido gets... which is why nature intended young
guys to go out with older women and young
women to go out with older men.
An older woman can wear bright red lipstick
during the day without looking like she just
had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not
true of younger women or drag queens.
Older women can run faster because they're
always wearing sensible shoes.
An older woman is into free sex! An older woman
is almost always already attached to someone,
so there's no need to develop a phobia about
committing to her. The last thing she needs in her
life is another clingy, whiny, dependent man.
Older women are more honest. An older woman
will tell you that you are an a-hole if you're
acting like one. A young woman will say nothing,
just in case it means you might break up with her.
An older woman will never get pregnant and then
suddenly demand that the two of you get married.
In fact, if you impregnate an older woman, you will
probably be the last to know...
Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger
women can't help you when your teeth get knocked
out playing hockey.
An older woman will never accuse you of "using
her." She's using you!
Older women take charge of the situation. An older
woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A
younger woman will wait forever, by the phone,
for you to call...
Older women know how to cook. Young women
know how to dial Pizza Hut Take out.
An older woman will introduce you to all of her
girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her
girlfriends when she's with you, in case you
get any ideas...
Older women are psychic. You never have to
confess to having an affair, because somehow
they always know.
Older women often own an interesting collection
of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers
over the years. Young women often don't wear
underwear at all, thus practically eliminating all
possibility of a strip-tease.
Older women know what Kegel exercises are.
An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's
with you for a meal. Younger women are too
nervous to eat anything in front of somebody
that they might possibly boff later.
Older women are dignified. They are beyond
having a screaming match with you in the middle
of the night in a public park.
Older women are experienced. They understand
that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't
get it up. A younger woman may need some
time to grasp this fact.
An older woman has lots of girlfriends.
.. and
most of them will want to screw you too.
An older woman will always meet the minimum
height requirement to go on an amusement ride.
An older woman will never accuse you of stealing
the best years of her youth because chances are
someone else has stolen them first.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For
every stunning, smart, well-coifed, hot woman over
40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year old
waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
middle of the night and ask you, "What are you
thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what
you think.
An older woman always carries a condom in her
purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy
might have one on him.
An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger
woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older
woman will sleep with you after a cup of a
herbal tea.
The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido
gets and the older a man gets, the weaker his
libido gets... which is why nature intended young
guys to go out with older women and young
women to go out with older men.
An older woman can wear bright red lipstick
during the day without looking like she just
had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not
true of younger women or drag queens.
Older women can run faster because they're
always wearing sensible shoes.
An older woman is into free sex! An older woman
is almost always already attached to someone,
so there's no need to develop a phobia about
committing to her. The last thing she needs in her
life is another clingy, whiny, dependent man.
Older women are more honest. An older woman
will tell you that you are an a-hole if you're
acting like one. A young woman will say nothing,
just in case it means you might break up with her.
An older woman will never get pregnant and then
suddenly demand that the two of you get married.
In fact, if you impregnate an older woman, you will
probably be the last to know...
Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger
women can't help you when your teeth get knocked
out playing hockey.
An older woman will never accuse you of "using
her." She's using you!
Older women take charge of the situation. An older
woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A
younger woman will wait forever, by the phone,
for you to call...
Older women know how to cook. Young women
know how to dial Pizza Hut Take out.
An older woman will introduce you to all of her
girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her
girlfriends when she's with you, in case you
get any ideas...
Older women are psychic. You never have to
confess to having an affair, because somehow
they always know.
Older women often own an interesting collection
of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers
over the years. Young women often don't wear
underwear at all, thus practically eliminating all
possibility of a strip-tease.
Older women know what Kegel exercises are.
An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's
with you for a meal. Younger women are too
nervous to eat anything in front of somebody
that they might possibly boff later.
Older women are dignified. They are beyond
having a screaming match with you in the middle
of the night in a public park.
Older women are experienced. They understand
that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't
get it up. A younger woman may need some
time to grasp this fact.
An older woman has lots of girlfriends.
.. and
most of them will want to screw you too.
An older woman will always meet the minimum
height requirement to go on an amusement ride.
An older woman will never accuse you of stealing
the best years of her youth because chances are
someone else has stolen them first.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For
every stunning, smart, well-coifed, hot woman over
40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year old
waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
CCaprice
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I'm booking my flight ASP!
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done_got_old
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Sorry, but I'm the only who can arrange a flight.........all others end up in Intruder Cemetery.
I know it seems unfair, but it's my island.
done_got_old
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Yes I am and I'm not ashamed of the fact.
CCaprice
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Sorry, but I'm the only who can arrange a flight.........all others end up in Intruder Cemetery.
I know it seems unfair, but it's my island.
Do I have to pay you a service charge?
done_got_old
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Do I have to pay you a service charge?
No, it's by invitation only. I only invite men since they're the only ones with dicks. (well with real dicks)
CCaprice
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done_got_old
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Discrimination lives!
Unfortunately. I'm thinking about allowing couples to spend a few days on the Island, but that's still in the planning stages.
CCaprice
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Keep me posted on that. In the meantime, do you supply pics of your exclusive guests?
done_got_old
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Keep me posted on that. In the meantime, do you supply pics of your exclusive guests?
No there are no photographs taken.
CCaprice
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Good evening {{{{{{{{DGO}}}}}}}}}
Hope you had a wonderful weekend.
It was good. Yours?
kayte
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It was pretty good. Didn't go out anywhere except to church and also got my nails done yesterday.
Did some of the extra cleaning stuff one does in the spring...
For some fun I did view I netflix movie I got in the mail yesterday. It was Enchanted. I completely enjoyed it.
done_got_old
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That reminds me, I need to view and return a movie. I've been in a reading mode lately.
I don't have a need to do spring cleaning now. Maybe never. It's such a pain.
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