DGO's Unthread

[done_got_old]

Hmm ... dunno ...

Will you go forth, find these women and bring them to me?

I'm not saying all of them, just the attractive ones.

I'm a fair man, after all ...

How many do you want? Is there any other requirement other than they be attractive?

 

[Kylan]

How many do you want? Is there any other requirement other than they be attractive?

Dagnabbit, do I have to make all the decisions around here ...

Oh wait, I do.

Well, in my infinite kindness and god like devotion to fairness and freedom I have decided to build a religious temple to my name the likes of which will stun the imagination and fire the spirit within us all. So just enough that can be enslaved to build the great monument to me.

I dunno, couple of dozen, maybe?

Don't forget, there's a toaster in it for you.

 

[done_got_old]

Dagnabbit, do I have to make all the decisions around here ...

Oh wait, I do.

Well, in my infinite kindness and god like devotion to fairness and freedom I have decided to build a religious temple to my name the likes of which will stun the imagination and fire the spirit within us all. So just enough that can be enslaved to build the great monument to me.

I dunno, couple of dozen, maybe?

Don't forget, there's a toaster in it for you.

I'll get on it right now.

 

[Kylan]

I'll get on it right now.

K

Try to contain yourself though.

I know it's a nice toaster an' all, but sheesh ...

 

[done_got_old]

K

Try to contain yourself though.

I know it's a nice toaster an' all, but sheesh ...

I haven't had a toaster in years and I really, really want one!

 

[Kylan]

I haven't had a toaster in years and I really, really want one!

OhHhHHhHhh, so you really, really want a toaster, do you DGO?

*dangles Dualit Combi Toaster dangerously by the flex*

OooOooOop's, nearly dropped it then. So, you're craving toast are you ... hmmm... ?

 

[done_got_old]

OhHhHHhHhh, so you really, really want a toaster, do you DGO?

*dangles Dualit Combi Toaster dangerously by the flex*

OooOooOop's, nearly dropped it then. So, you're craving toast are you ... hmmm... ?

Yes I am.

 

[Kylan]

Yes I am.

And what might you be reclin ... I mean, inclined to do to get said King of all Toasters, the only one you'll ever need with a life time guarantee thrown in.

I might even let you have a second at half price. So long as you promise not to give it away or sell it.

 

[done_got_old]

And what might you be reclin ... I mean, inclined to do to get said King of all Toasters, the only one you'll ever need with a life time guarantee thrown in.

I might even let you have a second at half price. So long as you promise not to give it away or sell it.

I only need one. Everytime I'm in the store I look at them and walk away. Why? Who knows. I guess I just have to.

 

[Kylan]

I only need one. Everytime I'm in the store I look at them and walk away. Why? Who knows. I guess I just have to.

Have you sought help for this rather troublesome problem?

Or of course, you could just buy the damned toaster.

Yes, that's me. Always blazing a trail to a new frontier.

 

[done_got_old]

Have you sought help for this rather troublesome problem?

Or of course, you could just buy the damned toaster.

Yes, that's me. Always blazing a trail to a new frontier.

I think I'll buy a toaster next week. You have been a great help to me.

 

[Kylan]

I think I'll buy a toaster next week. You have been a great help to me.

That's O.k. I exist to convince people to buy toasters so they can re-bake bread that has already been baked.

 

[done_got_old]

That's O.k. I exist to convince people to buy toasters so they can re-bake bread that has already been baked.

How did you become so wise?

 

[Kylan]

How did you become so wise?

You ever hear tell of the salmon of knowledge?

Well, I knew him when he was just a little fry.

 

[done_got_old]

You ever hear tell of the salmon of knowledge?

Well, I knew him when he was just a little fry.

Can't say that I have, but I'll learn.

 

[availableslave2u]

hello dgo and all unthread fans

 

[done_got_old]

Even the American Dialect Society knows how risky home mortgages are these days. The group of wordsmiths chose "subprime" as 2007's Word of the Year at its annual convention Friday.


"'Subprime' has been around with bankers for awhile, but now everyone is talking about `subprime,'" said Wayne Glowka, a spokesman for the group and a dean at Reinhardt College in Waleska, Ga. "It's affecting all kinds of people in all kinds of places."

 

[Kylan]

Can't say that I have, but I'll learn.

So, what have you learnt?

I may do a pop quiz.

 

[done_got_old]

So, what have you learnt?

I may do a pop quiz.

I haven't read it yet.
I don't do pop quizzes!

 

[Kylan]

I haven't read it yet.
I don't do pop quizzes!

Ah ha.

So you haven't done your homework!

And what, pray tell, punishment would you inflict on a pupil that had done the same?

 

[done_got_old]

Ah ha.

So you haven't done your homework!

And what, pray tell, punishment would you inflict on a pupil that had done the same?

If they had been ill, I would have excused them. They would still have to read the material, but would not be penalized.

 

[done_got_old]

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.....to starrynightin64!​

 

[Kylan]

If they had been ill, I would have excused them. They would still have to read the material, but would not be penalized.

And your point is exactly?

You haven't been in the slightest bit ill.

 

[done_got_old]

And your point is exactly?

You haven't been in the slightest bit ill.

I've been in the hospital. Didn't you know?

 

[Kylan]

I've been in the hospital. Didn't you know?

I didn't actually. You never said ... well, maybe you did say, but I don't tend to read back.

I shall need a note from your Doctor, or you to tell me why you were ill.