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Follow me and be free.
Free of laundry?
I think I’d like ginger snaps.
Yes... there is no laundry. Well... there probably will be. But we could pass off the duty to new members.
Are you sure you cancelled the cult idea? Lol
Fuck that bullshit.
Actually... yeah. Too much of a hassle. The accusations. The infighting. All my bitches getting jealous of all my other bitches...
That's not how I want my days to end.
Good call. There's a buttload of work involved in setting up a cult (my phone just autocorrected to "cunt" ) and then you'd probably decide to take over the world, and that's even more work.
And then you'd never have time for all the depraved sex...
But if you really need a lawyer, I could probably transfer my qualifications and I know how to share nicely.
Actually... yeah. Too much of a hassle. The accusations. The infighting. All my bitches getting jealous of all my other bitches...
That's not how I want my days to end.
And depraved sex is all I really want.
But it's such a struggle to get a lot of people to provide you with such indefinitely.
I don’t really want my days to end doing laundry.
Tell me about it...
Well... It usually starts out on some online forum were you happen upon a person and you are all like "(s)he appears to be all kinds of fucked-up and in the right kind of way too. I wonder... maybe... no... If I pm them I might appear..."
But you message them anyway and HOLY FUCK!!! like... CONNECTION!
So things are fucking crazy because (s)he seems to know all the tricks... just giving you barely enough of what you so desperately want and so fucking NEED that it's all just so maddening...
It's sheer distance that usually pisses me off, but there's this rare occasion where you really connect someone local, but they're too chicken to meet up in person. That's fucking irritating.
I'd be too chicken if I didn't thankfully live so far away. That is... If we were able to establish a connection. Which I wouldn't. Because I read your tumblr pics and stalked you in my creeper time and you are impossibly intimidating.
Would you laugh if I described you as "impossibly intimidating"?
Because I found that hilarious!
Perhaps if you were to say that to me in person.
And life having busied itself
...to protect itself
Understandably.
The best things achieved
Are achieved through sleep.
Mmm.....Delicious pic.
The best things achieved
Are achieved through sleep.