Desperate and possibly serious...M4F

[mojodoug]

You know all I wanted was a few simple things from life, a full head of hair, slightly bigger penis, a large breasted trophy's wife with an oral fixation. But NOOOOOOOOOOOO. . .. . .. . .

Now I'd settle for a woman of questionable morals to exchange texts, emails and pict's with. Currently separated, bored and very lonely.

Please read my profile before responding (forewarned is for armed!) PM it interested, please be ready to discuss the proper use of the words “Plethora, Invoice, or Uvula.”