Designer Vagina

[Andreina]

Get Your Own, Personal Designer Vagina

No Ladies, this is not a joke....

Bored, done with all cosemtic surgery and don't know what to do next? Why not get a designer vagina. This clinic in Los Angeles specialises in making a woman's poussee look beautiful.

www.drmatlock.com

It is sad really and <<< ouch >>>

I can just see the jet-set ladies saying in the sauna: Oh no, darling.... it's a Dr. Matlock of course!

 

[perks]

of course they modeled the perfect pussy after mine

 

[Andreina]

of course they modeled the perfect pussy after mine

I bet they will all come now with the "Perky Babe" label stitched on the side

 

[T.H. Oughts]

of course they modeled the perfect pussy after mine

They lied! They said it was after mine

 

[Andreina]

as long as it isnt modelled after Laurel's pussy

 

[T.H. Oughts]

as long as it isnt modelled after Laurel's pussy

A pussy with fur balls????????

 

[Andreina]

or with really pointy labia

 

[perks]

I think that's technically referred to as a Hermie

 

[Andreina]

I think that's technically referred to as a Hermie

LMAO!

 

[LRC]

Hymenoplasty???


shheeeesh

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Chat!?

They've got a chat room on that sight!? What the Hell are you going to chat about?

 

[Unclebill]

What a disappointment . . .

There're no before and after pictures. What good are testimonials without pictures, I ask ya!?

 

[Ragingbull]

I'm going back to school. I think I'll become a vagina plastic surgeon. You girls send me your photos and I'll tell you what I can do for you!

 

[perks]

Re: What a disappointment . . .

There're no before and after pictures. What good are testimonials without pictures, I ask ya!?

I told you, they'll look like mineafter

 

[Andreina]

*flipping through the vagioplasty magazine* hmmm... not sure.... should I go for "Clarissa" or for the classic "Christine" model?


I wonder if they could also recommend me a good pubic hairdresser....

 

[lavender]

 

[horny_giraffe]

I saw the vaginal relaxation thing and I thought that it was for women whose pussies were too tight. I guess if a woman is just too tight she'll just have to have a kid.

 

[Andreina]

or Denzel Washington for one night....

oh baby.... anytime anyplace