Describe Yourself Physically

[Donotrustanybody]

Simply perfect

Finally found someone with a bigger ego than me lol, but I can't argue with your post.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Mary Poppins???

Mary is my practically perfect sister

 

[Wand3rlust]

Mary is my practically perfect sister

Hey

 

[AmberLGreen]

Hey

Hey yourself, oh adorably perfect one

 

[Seokrocks]

Sporting the silverest of silver hair and beard

 

[Littlefox89]

Chunky bear. I'm like a chunky kit kat but less calories.

And more delicious

 

[Booboobear84]

5'9" black hair and all of it (big deal at my age). slim with a bit of love handles, and killer legs (so the spouse tells me).

 

[CuriousJInLA]

6’2” WM. Thick but not fat. Salt & pepper beard. Hazel eyes

 

[AuntieDisco]

Short, chonky but trying to be stronger. Long brown/red hair. Amber eyes but I wear big glasses that have successfully fooled all the clients into thinking that I’m very professional, ha!

 

[Shenanigans90]

Tall, dark, and mediocre

 

[AmberLGreen]

Tall, dark, and mediocre

You sound like a sub-standard coffee when we all know you are a rich and creamy, strong, fine blend

 

[AuntieDisco]

Tall, dark, and mediocre

There’s talking down of yourself and then there’s making light and fun of yourself like I did. Calling oneself mediocre is not right.

 

[Shenanigans90]

You sound like a sub-standard coffee when we all know you are a rich and creamy, strong, fine blend

You are too sweet

 

[AmberLGreen]

You are sweet perfection

FIFY

 

[Shenanigans90]

There’s talking down of yourself and then there’s making light and fun of yourself like I did. Calling oneself mediocre is not right.

Sorry, I always go for the joke especially at my own expense.

 

[Shenanigans90]

FIFY

Yes, yes you are!

 

[fishnfool]

I can’t lay claim to looking like Danny Devito (hot or standard version). 6’2” 197 pounds (before a big meal last night), athletic build (before last night’s meal). Dark hair with gray and a trimmed beard to match. Debating letting the beard rival Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill.

Was told when I was younger I looked like the Magnum PI version of Tom Selleck. I laughed.

Size 12 feet and can tell you the old wives’ tale has outliers.

 

[jason28053]

6’2” 13.5 stones, salt n pepper hair, green eyes. Athletic build.

 

[tibotibo]

Short, chonky but trying to be stronger. Long brown/red hair. Amber eyes but I wear big glasses that have successfully fooled all the clients into thinking that I’m very professional, ha!

Love this!
Amber eyes are the prettiest! And big glasses are definitely 100% sexy as well!

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

6'2" dark brown/greying hair. Look like I'm wearing a sumo suit.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I look like my Dad. He is still a very handsome chap at 84.

 

[abvt75]

5 ft 9
Brown skin
Black eyes
200 lbs

Average looking Indian origin guy

 

[fishnfool]

Short, chonky but trying to be stronger. Long brown/red hair. Amber eyes but I wear big glasses that have successfully fooled all the clients into thinking that I’m very professional, ha!

Love it!

Now tell me where you got these professional glasses because I, ummmm, could make people believe I am professional.

 

[Biggalute]

Update: Still 6'2", very thick neck and rockin' the 'dropped lasagne' look.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Love it!

Now tell me where you got these professional glasses because I, ummmm, could make people believe I am professional.

Buy the biggest frames you can find. The other day a client said I looked like a judge with me hunching over my desk staring at the papers on my desk.