Describe Yourself Physically

[bashfull]

Hi all, I was looking through the boards for something similar to this but couldn't find anything. Sorry if I've missed it

For a bit of fun, describe your body or your favourite bits of your body, I'll start.

I have broad shoulders and strong arms.
I'm built for comfort rather than speed

300 lbs, 4ft tall. But my penis is proportional!

 

[S0uthernGirl]

White woman long brown hair hazel eyes 5'3 with long legs 107lbs. Small boobs and butt. Ears nose and tongue pierced no tattoos. I'm average if you have me you get what you get and you don't throw a fit. Lol

 

[Coyote100]

5'8" with a head full of distinguished-looking silver/gray hair. Make it easy to spot me in a crowd.

 

[tattoosandyoga]

I’m very muscular, tan and lean, 5’9 160lbs with lots of tattoos

 

[Cat]

164 cm, size 8 or 10 (UK sizes).
Usually really cold hands and feet, built for endurance but not the zombie apocalypse survival kind.

 

[SimonSex]

Remarkably symmetrical

 

[AuntieDisco]

Procrastinator, lazy and excel in turning oxygen into carbon dioxide.

 

[Trubbycat]

Essentially humanoid

 

[easyoff]

Older male in perfect shape....Round is a shape.

 

[Wriggle]

Recently - approving photos for public displays.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Almost 5"
Brown hair
Blue eyes

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

5'8", a little overweight, been told I'm not to lose weight because of boob shrinkage. Holding my own for my age. Need to run the auburn hair dye through again though

 

[deft]

Slender, long-limbed, usually smiling… but limping a little today

 

[MrDevereaux]

*puts fingers to temples, closes eyes and concentrates*

Did you get that?

Oh! I thought it said psychically!

 

[forgotmyantidepressants]

I find fun threads like these by accident...

I'm 5'7 and about average weight. I'm starting to sag in a few places, but my husband teases that I've entered my MILF phase. I have big breasts, but no ass. The ass guys never go for me lol. I have short, curly, dark brown hair and hazel eyes. I have a major case of resting bitch face, but I swear I'm nice. Just talk loud because my hearing isn't great.

Oh, and I'm very pale. I fry like a vampire when I go out into the sun.

 

[Booboobear84]

5’9” slim build full head of black hair which is miraculous at my age. Great legs with nothing arms. Brown eyes, and a prominent nose. My best physical feature is my voice, which is often described as a radio voice.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Slender, long-limbed, usually smiling… but limping a little today

Too much sanding??

 

[deft]

Too much sanding??

Sanding, stretching, reaching, painting… too much stuff!

Hope you’re feeling better

 

[AuntieDisco]

Sanding, stretching, reaching, painting… too much stuff!

Hope you’re feeling better

Oh that is a lot! Hope it all comes together soon with no more limping. I’m better thanks for asking but not all there yet.

 

[Booboobear84]

White woman long brown hair hazel eyes 5'3 with long legs 107lbs. Small boobs and butt. Ears nose and tongue pierced no tattoos. I'm average if you have me you get what you get and you don't throw a fit. Lol

Looking at that picture, the word average does not come to mind

 

[angelwingsub]

5'7" size 2, long silver hair, green eyes, friendly smile

 

[Nicefella]

People tell me I look like a super hot version of Danny DeVito.

 

[Mrtenant]

Tall, massive beer belly, irregular beard, missing teeth, acne, piercings, always holding a partially drank coke zero (I can share) pigeon toed, super hairy, old tattoos, green badly dyed hair, friendly smile.

 

[MrDevereaux]

I find fun threads like these by accident...

I'm 5'7 and about average weight. I'm starting to sag in a few places, but my husband teases that I've entered my MILF phase. I have big breasts, but no ass. The ass guys never go for me lol. I have short, curly, dark brown hair and hazel eyes. I have a major case of resting bitch face, but I swear I'm nice. Just talk loud because my hearing isn't great.

Oh, and I'm very pale. I fry like a vampire when I go out into the sun.

Vampire look is damn fine.

Great. Now this means I have to post a description.

 

[mentor2dom]

I am a 6ft1 (184 cm) tall, 187 lbs (85 kg), rather fit, dark haired, gray (short) bearded, hazel eyed man.