Describe Yourself Physically

[PotNoodle79]

imagine a sack full of mashed potato.

There you go.

 

[AtramentousRex]

imagine a sack full of mashed potato.

There you go.

Add a decent salt and pepper beard and thinning hair on top. There, done.

 

[joclfc]

I'm 5ft7 with long dark hair, grey eyes and severe short sightedness . I'm curvy with 40D boobs. Am missing the days when when my hair was black and red

Maybe you won't notice how old I am?

 

[KyleR215]

Still with the dad bod. But I lost 10 lbs in the last 3 months. Started with some weight training to tone the body. Not looking to build bulk but to just look more toned and less pillowy.

 

[Man4mystery]

I am 5’6” brown shoulder length hair, ima white chick lol. I’m fairly fit. I have no tattoos.
I’m single, bored with drama and need a life

 

[Yeartwoguitar]

5'4" Brown hair, short beard. Muscular. Cute butt.

 

[SimplyMsT]

Fat and sassy ...

 

[PotNoodle79]

Fat, with a winning smile

 

[SimplyMsT]

Fat, with a winning smile

*bump*

 

[Man4mystery]

5'4" Brown hair, short beard. Muscular. Cute butt.

Sorry all I read was beard…

 

[Animaul]

Unintentionally putting on that winter weight

 

[RoanMtn]

I'm 6'5" and 230 pounds, yet my penis is very tiny. Mother Nature having fun, lol.

 

[Man4mystery]

I'm 6'5" and 230 pounds, yet my penis is very tiny. Mother Nature having fun, lol.

lol tiny penis is better than large! Where have you been?!?