Describe Yourself Physically

[PotNoodle79]

imagine a sack full of mashed potato.

There you go.

 

[AtramentousRex]

imagine a sack full of mashed potato.

There you go.

Add a decent salt and pepper beard and thinning hair on top. There, done.

 

[joclfc]

I'm 5ft7 with long dark hair, grey eyes and severe short sightedness . I'm curvy with 40D boobs. Am missing the days when when my hair was black and red

Maybe you won't notice how old I am?

 

[KyleR215]

Still with the dad bod. But I lost 10 lbs in the last 3 months. Started with some weight training to tone the body. Not looking to build bulk but to just look more toned and less pillowy.

 

[Man4mystery]

I am 5’6” brown shoulder length hair, ima white chick lol. I’m fairly fit. I have no tattoos.
I’m single, bored with drama and need a life

 

[Yeartwoguitar]

5'4" Brown hair, short beard. Muscular. Cute butt.

 

[SimplyMsT]

Fat and sassy ...

 

[PotNoodle79]

Fat, with a winning smile

 

[SimplyMsT]

Fat, with a winning smile

*bump*

 

[Man4mystery]

5'4" Brown hair, short beard. Muscular. Cute butt.

Sorry all I read was beard…

 

[Animaul]

Unintentionally putting on that winter weight

 

[RoanMtn]

I'm 6'5" and 230 pounds, yet my penis is very tiny. Mother Nature having fun, lol.

 

[Man4mystery]

I'm 6'5" and 230 pounds, yet my penis is very tiny. Mother Nature having fun, lol.

lol tiny penis is better than large! Where have you been?!?

 

[Texastuffbbc]

6 ft
Shaved head
Athletic build
Brown eyes
Goatee

 

[angelofthenorth]

5ft 8
dark brown eyes
short blue and gray hair
seductively cuddly

 

[Stryderthorongil]

6 ft
160 lbs
Athletic build
Did have black hair, going gray now
Brown eyes
Goatee

 

[cocokittysurprise]

5'9"-ish
About 140 lbs
Athletic
My hair is beginning to grey, which I love

 

[kathyisgr65]

Maybe you won't notice how old I am?

no older than the horny teenager u act like..

 

[kathyisgr65]

tallish
big flopppy tits
no ass
goofy smile...or resting angry face..one or the other

 

[tallladiesman]

6 ft 4
200lbs
A bit salt and pepper these days
Blue eyes
Hairy chest
Bit of a dad bod but still in reasonable shape

 

[Baztrachian]

6'6" tall
Used to be 280ilbs - these days more like 240 and dropping. (Not a good thing, trust me)
Brown eyes
Brownish-blackish-greyish hair
No tats. Not even one.
In surprisingly good shape for an old fuck.

 

[Sinstories]

6', 175 (down from 220 a year ago)
Short, full head of hair, graying but still black
Hazel eyes, tan complexion

 

[Badxxxwifey]

4’10 white girl
Skinny but with a bubbly ass
Blue eyes
Tattoos
Pierced tongue
C cup

 

[vibes]

5'11 caucasian
athletic build
brown eyes
short fair hair

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I look like an ocean buoy...same amount of hair on top...