Describe myself

[gob5hite]

I need a little help on how best to describe myself on swinging/dating sites to sound good without lieing.
I am fat, hairy ,average looking ,occasionally bi, love oral and shite at descriptions lol.
I could just write some bollox but I dont see the point of lieing.
PS if anyone wants to suck a fat blokes hairy cock get in touch lol
Thanks in advance

 

[SweetErika]

"Cuddly bear type" maybe?

Seriously, why not just post some accurate, yet flattering, pics of yourself, and let the people browsing your ad decide whether you're their type or not, rather than trying to come up with a detailed description?

If you do use words to describe traits that perhaps you don't feel as good about (e.g. size, body hair [although you can groom/remove some of the hair very quickly and easily, if you don't like it]), I'd suggest going with descriptions you do feel comfortable about. For instance, I don't really like the terms "BBW" or "large/fat," and I have a fuller figure that's still shapely, so I prefer to describe myself as "curvy" in ads (though I also have at least one pic that shows my size/shape, so people can decide if they like my brand of curvy).

Overall, I think the key is to describe yourself in a way that's honest, positive and confident. People who sound down on themselves or generally sound negative usually aren't very appealing. If you're lacking self-esteem/confidence, take steps to feel better about yourself. Things like making healthier lifestyle choices, grooming and reminding ourselves of our positives can vastly improve how we portray ourselves to others - even if there's no/little noticeable physical change.

If you're looking to receive oral from men, you should have no problem finding partners, since there are tons of men who are looking to suck other dudes. For ads aimed at women, you probably want to focus on who you are, not just what you look like and want.

Either way, I'd advise checking out the ads of your competition on the personals sites and seeing how you can distinguish yourself from the mass of guys who are looking for quick, easy, free sex with attractive women. Catchy titles, showing a sense of humor, quality writing (including spelling!), giving enough info to start a conversation, showing you're flexible, positive, sane, etc., can be a good start in that arena. IOW, really put some time and effort into it, because the last thing most people want to read is a poorly written ad that's thin on info and high on demands, specifications, whining, etc.

 

[cuckingfrazy]

Simple, honest and to the point:
Fleshy, but slightly fuzzy, not so bad to look at, man of little words and willing to lick/be licked by either gender in exchange for a good BJ.

Try that.

I need a little help on how best to describe myself on swinging/dating sites to sound good without lieing.
I am fat, hairy ,average looking ,occasionally bi, love oral and shite at descriptions lol.
I could just write some bollox but I dont see the point of lieing.
PS if anyone wants to suck a fat blokes hairy cock get in touch lol
Thanks in advance

 

[VelvetDarkness]

My L is a little overweight and naturally quite hairy, despite that, he has accurate descriptions of both of us on sites where he has been looking for a bi/curious sub or switch lady to come and play with us.

I think he describes himself as: 6ft tall, broad shouldered with a rugby player's physique and a few extra pounds. Bald with a short auburn beard. Fuzzy in places and neatly trimmed in others.

He hasn't had any trouble chatting people up so I wouldn't worry about it too much.

 

[gob5hite]

Thanks all some good advice there

 

[Ezzy]

PS if anyone wants to suck a fat blokes hairy cock get in touch lol
Thanks in advance

You might look into laser or electrolysis or even just shaving, though that has same dangers, and make the cock less hairy!

 

[e-trance action]

Another option to consider is looking at how some of your friend's describe you and the traits they like about you. Are you funny, loyal, considerate or something like that?

Traits and interests should make up a part of it, as most people will be attracted to the person, not just the cock. Being able to talk with the person makes for better sex for both people.

As others have mentioned there are positive ways to describe anything-you can be someone's "fuzzy cuddle toy" instead of their "hairy beast" (unless you find someone looking for a hairy beast and you think you'd enjoy that role)

In addition to that, consider describing what you'd bring to things-I've begun most interactions with people online because They told me they enjoyed interests similar to mine and enjoyed doing certain things-most folks aren't martyrs wanting to please others without enjoying it themselves, but look for someone interested in things they'd enjoy and being willing to engage in the other's interests as well.

Good luck!