Describe A Special Hell For The "One" Voters

[Ulyssa]

They've done it to me again!

You know, if the "Onesters" aren't going to read the pieces for content or quality, then why in the hell don't they just "turn the page" and back out gracefully?

I hereby challenge everyone who has ever been "Oned" to invent a special room in hell for onesters--Granted that actually says more about we writers than about the anonymous cowards out there who vote to match their IQ's, but it would sure make me feel better to know that anyone who lays a One on a piece of my work will spend an eternity:

The television up in the corner of the room of Hell will be forever tuned to The Game Show Channel.

The Onester will have to sell alcohol to a huge line of college frat boys and sorority girls (Not PC, I know, but I shall never dignify these Greek ditz's with the honored title of men and women)---All of whom have blatantly fake ID's. And for any of you onesies who think there is some kind of glory in selling liquor to underage morons, think again. I have placed two undercover police officer demons in the store just waiting to take YOU in for breaking the selling law. (The kids get a slap on the wrist. It's always the seller who is handcuffed, lead off in a prowl car, and spends the night in jail.) And you can NEVER be fired for all eternity!

Maybe this will help me get over my frustration about it onesters for a few minutes--I won't really help but at least I can dream.

Please share your hells for these literary assholes with me!

 

[Alex De Kok]

How about...

making them read, over and over, stories which really ARE worth only a '1' vote (and no, I'm not suggesting any. Anybody submitting work to Lit deserves at least a '2'. For courage if nothing else).

Not only that, but these assholes must write a critique of each piece they read using words of at least two syllables, which will be judged by all those of us who have been '1'ed. Critically.

Then, for every negative comment, they will receive a jab in the privates from a superheated pitchfork wielded by your favourite '1'ed Lit author, there on a research trip for their next opus.

Alex

 

[MaxSebastian]

simple but effective...(the idea, I mean, not myself)

"Hell is others," said some genius or other I can't rightly remember, so here's my idea:

Just lock all the onesters up in a room together with nothing to do but talk amongst themselves.

They'd be mental in minutes.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

How bout New Jersey?


Oh, and the "Hell is other people." came from french playwrite Jean Paul Sartre in "No Exit." I was in that play last year. It is spooky.

 

[nitengale]

How bout New Jersey?

Hey, hey, hey...New Jersey does not need any trouble makers. Send the "onesters" somewhere else.

 

[cymbidia]

Perhaps they should be made to watch "The Jerry Springer Show" reruns over and over without pause or break until they're reduced to sweating, swearing, polyester-wearing piles of human excrement. At that point we can just flush 'em.

 

[nitengale]

I don't think we can rid the world of evil.

 

[1musicman]

the onesters!

since I have only just posted my first story on this site, I guess I have yet to experience the special thrill of getting hit with a "ONE" but I really do not expect everyone to love what I write and I would be surprised if I did not get some "ones". If I am happy with my work then the "onesters" can take the proverbial flying leap. Since I have already had a couple of really nice compliments, I can easily ignore them dawgs, I suggest you do as well!