DeSantis Campaign Car Wreck

[phrodeau]

Ron DeSantis and his team were in a four-car motorcade outside Chattanooga TN, when the lead car panic-stopped and got rear-ended. One staffer got a minor injury, but no others were reported.

https://www.timesfreepress.com/news...dential-campaign-events-but-isnt-injured-tfp/

 

[dkovic77]

Ron DeSantis and his team were in a four-car motorcade outside Chattanooga TN, when the lead car panic-stopped and got rear-ended. One staffer got a minor injury, but no others were reported.

https://www.timesfreepress.com/news...dential-campaign-events-but-isnt-injured-tfp/

Tough when you are saving money and don’t have the good driver to lead the motorcade.

Sounds like he needs to dip into some Florida taxpayer money, since it’s all “official” business.

 

[phrodeau]

Tough when you are saving money and don’t have the good driver to lead the motorcade.

Sounds like he needs to dip into some Florida taxpayer money, since it’s all “official” business.

They should have had the good driver in the second car.

 

[dkovic77]

They should have had the good driver in the second car.

Well he is cutting positions, money is tight since he has made no gains on the Cheeto and donors don’t want to back a loser.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Was the Fayed family involved?

 

[phrodeau]

Was the Fayed family involved?

Backed-up traffic was the culprit, so maybe Chris Christie was involved.

 

[dkovic77]

Backed-up traffic was the culprit, so maybe Chris Christie was involved.

Awww, Chris can shut down bridges in TN too?

I knew he was cold, but that is frigid.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Backed-up traffic was the culprit, so maybe Chris Christie was involved.

Awww, Chris can shut down bridges in TN too?

I knew he was cold, but that is frigid.

He really screwed the pooch on that one.

 

[dkovic77]

He really screwed the pooch on that one.

We all have a bad day, he was in position to act on it…. Should have had someone to tell him no who he would listen to…

 

[LLCox]

Sounds like he needs to dip into some Florida taxpayer money, since it’s all “official” business.

trump just got wood.

 

[John_von_Neumann]

One staffer got a minor injury, but no others were reported.

Better luck next time.

 

[Chernosoth]

The Tail of the Dragon would be a challenge in a limousine. A bus on that road would be far beyond my driving skill, unless I get professional instruction. National campaigns would occasionally encounter such roads.

 

[dkovic77]

Too soon to cut the experienced Drivers eh?

Cut them.. after you get to the location or back to the private jet given to you by a rich donor.

The Cheeto would say, keep them all “employed” and don’t pay them. It’s how he did things.

 

[SubzeroGirl]

I heard it was a Michael Bay explosion. Those carbon credits are racking up.

 

[Lazaran]

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The Ron DeSaster clown car parade wrecked itself???

That’s too bad.

 

[dkovic77]

Limited insurance options in Florida right now, wonder if the motorcade is covered. They didn’t crash into a body of water did they?

Flood insurance is just too much for normal folks in the Sunshine state.

If Ronnie wants to bring Florida to the rest of the US, no thanks on $10,000 or more for insurance.

 

[butters]

ah, didn't see this one and thought it a more recent event in the other guy's thread

 

[phrodeau]

A tree collapsed onto the Florida Governor’s mansion.

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/h...ee-to-split-fall-on-gov-desantis-mansion/amp/

Is some deity trying to send him a message?

 

[Lazaran]

A tree collapsed onto the Florida Governor’s mansion.

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/h...ee-to-split-fall-on-gov-desantis-mansion/amp/

Is some deity trying to send him a message?

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Karma.

Pure karma.

*nods*

 

[Bray123]

https://imgur.com/c5Rr89d

 

[phrodeau]

Ron is selling his balls.

https://secure.winred.com/desantis/golf-ball-merch

 

[dkovic77]

Ron is selling his balls.

https://secure.winred.com/desantis/golf-ball-merch

Of course he is. Needs more money and figures people might help out if they got something in return. Surprised each box doesn’t come with a super hero playing card too.