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“largely clean” driving record other than drunk driving and killing a mother and her 11 year old daughter


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The screenshot on the right reads, “Raul Luna-Perez, 43, is accused of driving drunk on July 26 and crossing into oncoming traffic, causing a head-on collision that killed a woman and her 11-year-old daughter. The Trump administration has said Murphy, a Democrat, is to blame because of a state sanctuary policy for undocumented immigrants.”

The New York Post adds that Luna-Perez “had a blood alcohol level three times the legal limit, New Jersey officials revealed this week…[he] was driving more than 60 miles an hour down a residential street in Lakewood when his Dodge Durango rammed into 42-year-old Maria Pleitez’s Nissan Sentra,” adding that “The suspect was free to drive despite two DUI arrests in March and April and a domestic violence arrest in 2023, according to records.”
 
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In the Matter of the Actions of Donald J. Trump
Court of Absurdly Applied Spousal Responsibility, Imaginary Jurisdiction, 2025


The Court finds that Donald J. Trump, while largely clean, engaged in multiple egregious acts, including inciting an insurrection resulting in fatalities, hoarding classified documents, defrauding charitable organizations, and obstructing justice.

White. Entitled. Mostly Peaceful.

Pursuant to the legally dubious principle that spouses bear responsibility for the conduct of their partners, the Court hereby assigns full accountability to Melania Trump. This assignment is grounded in Totally Made-Up Statute §2025, Subsection Absurdity and reaffirmed in People v. Logic, 0 F. Supp. 0 (Imag. Ct. 2025).

Judgment: Melania Trump — liable for all actions of Donald J. Trump, despite lack of evidence connecting her to the offenses. Compliance with this ruling is mandatory in all imaginary jurisdictions.

Thank you for your attention to the matter.
 
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