Democrats Want Florida Out Of The Union

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Democrats filed a bill in the US House, to expel Florida from the Union because its shape closely resembles a gun. The FEA and NEA support the bill. FEA state president, Exasperella Crabtree, Lesbian-American of Miami, says Florida sets a bad example for the nation, and was the creation of slave owning whites who used the states shape to intimidate Amerinds and blacks.

 

[Sean]

You know humour is supposed to be funny, right?

 

[sigh]

Democrats filed a bill in the US House, to expel Florida from the Union because its shape closely resembles a gun. The FEA and NEA support the bill. FEA state president, Exasperella Crabtree, Lesbian-American of Miami, says Florida sets a bad example for the nation, and was the creation of slave owning whites who used the states shape to intimidate Amerinds and blacks.

On the other hand, it's aimed right at Cuba. Maybe we should keep it a bit longer.

 

[Adre]

I think it's just a few Floridiots they'd like to cut loose.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You know humour is supposed to be funny, right?

I have to keep it simple for you libruls, sophisticated humor is beyond your ken.

 

[bronzeage]

I have to keep it simple for you libruls, sophisticated humor is beyond your ken.

You maybe simple, but your're no Ken.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Democrats filed a bill in the US House, to expel Florida from the Union because its shape closely resembles a gun.

On the other hand, it's aimed right at Cuba. Maybe we should keep it a bit longer.

No, no, what Florida resembles is . . . not a gun, exactly . . . and something that can't actually be said to be "aimed" at Cuba or anywhere else, at the moment . . . but when it does get aimed . . . Watch out, Bermuda!

 

[mercury14]

Democrats filed a bill in the US House, to expel Florida from the Union because its shape closely resembles a gun. The FEA and NEA support the bill. FEA state president, Exasperella Crabtree, Lesbian-American of Miami, says Florida sets a bad example for the nation, and was the creation of slave owning whites who used the states shape to intimidate Amerinds and blacks.

Looks more like a flaccid penis.

 

[sigh]

No, no, what Florida resembles is . . . not a gun, exactly . . . and something that can't actually be said to be "aimed" at Cuba or anywhere else, at the moment . . . but when it does get aimed . . . Watch out, Bermuda!

*chuckling* That's an even funnier image than a gun.

I don't see testicles, though, so I'm not sure Bermuda has anything to worry about. Cuba might get a golden shower. That would be fun.

 

[dan_c00000]

I think it's just a few Floridiots they'd like to cut loose.

I suspect jen is behind this under her new guys as this old fuck OP.

 

[Dazzle1]

The only benfit would be, the country would be rid of Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Alan Grayson and Fredrica Wilson

 

[mercury14]

The only benfit would be, the country would be rid of Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Alan Grayson and Fredrica Wilson

Why is it that conservatives no longer aspire to lead through democracy? Now it's all about the physical removal of the opposition.


- Can't beat Obama in 2008? Declare him to be a foreign citizen that needs to be deported.

- Can't beat Obama in 2012? Drum up some scandals that only indirectly connect to him and yammer on about treason and impeachment.

- Holder doesn't want to give you classified political documents? Hold him in contempt.

- Hillary scaring you for 2016? Declare her ineligible to have office.

- Some green energy loans flopped? Demand that Energy Secretary Chu step down.


The GOP has become the party of physically removing people to get its way. No longer do we hear Republicans telling America they have better ideas and deserve to be put back into power - their message is so seldom positive. It wasn't always like this though. In fact it wasn't like this until fairly recently. What changed?

 

[KingOrfeo]

- Hillary scaring you for 2016? Declare her ineligible to have office.

That's a new one. What's it based on? Do they mean constitutionally ineligible, or just politically spoiled?

 

[dan_c00000]

That's a new one. What's it based on? Do they mean constitutionally ineligible, or just politically spoiled?

I think it's based on this old non-sense.

 

[Adre]

The GOP has become the party of physically removing people to get its way. No longer do we hear Republicans telling America they have better ideas and deserve to be put back into power - their message is so seldom positive. It wasn't always like this though. In fact it wasn't like this until fairly recently. What changed?

I think Dole nailed it when he said they should close the door and stay in the room until they come up with some ideas. Beyond the usual RWCJ stuff taking us back to the nineteenth century. I did hear Huntsman again this morning and he sounded pretty good...which likely explains why his party kicked him to the curb early in the primaries.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Adre]

The real reason is they don't want to be associated with something that resembles an impotent left leaning flaccid penis.

And what would you call Romney?

 

[Sean]

I think Dole nailed it when he said they should close the door and stay in the room until they come up with some ideas. Beyond the usual RWCJ stuff taking us back to the nineteenth century. I did hear Huntsman again this morning and he sounded pretty good...which likely explains why his party kicked him to the curb early in the primaries.

If they had run Huntsman for the prez, he might actually have given Obama a race.

 

[Adre]

If they had run Huntsman for the prez, he might actually have given Obama a race.

He might have got my vote.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Adre]

Compared to Obama...American male.

America spoke. You lose.

 

[doctor_insanus]

If they had run Huntsman for the prez, he might actually have given Obama a race.

Huntsman will never sniff the Republican nomination, which is definitely more an indictment of the party than the man.

 

[Adre]

You sound kind of sweet on him. You like the rugged type? (Or was it Romneycare that got you?)

 

[KingOrfeo]

If they had run Huntsman for the prez, he might actually have given Obama a race.

No, he couldn't; too Libertarian.

 

[dan_c00000]

Compared to Obama...American male.

Actually, Romney's dad was born in Mexico so technically you could say Romney is half Mexican. I bet that makes racist vette sad. And John McCain was born on a military base in a Latin American country. Poor sad racist vette. All his solid white old guys have a touch of the brown in them.