Deliverygirl

[emap]

So funny thing, I was looking online at what Burger King has so there would be a list. Don't look at me like that it's easier to get everything with a list. Anyway, I found a link to something rather shocking. Burger King offers to deliver now, online orders only. I didn't look at it too indepth, if you want to just go to their website there's a handy dandy link thingy.

So there is actually a story idea here, oh you better not look at me like that. I'm sure everyone and their brother has seen porn pizza delivery, sausage pizza where the guy has a hard on sticking through the box and crap. Not going there, I mean that is pretty bad, dick sticking out of the fries package or something. So instead, have a gal who wants to not pay, I didn't look so assuming they will take a check on delivery, so offers her body.

This can be straight sex, lesbian sex. Can even change it to a guy ordered and get straight or gay sex. Can write it out from the delivery persons side of things and add funny things, like the stoned guys that are trying to remember where they put their money. I mean seriously, this is better than the pizza thing cause everybody does pizza delivery goes to sex.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I think I want you to suffer pain. You started off telling me that food would come to my house, only for me to find out that I'm in a place they won't bring food too. So now I'm hungry and sad. And then you said something about a story, I admit I glossed over all of that and now I can see the King and I'm quite certain it's a non-con story. That creepy SOB is gonna sneak out and do something horrible and it's gonna be to a slightly over weight construction worker not a sexy woman. This is just bad all around. Thank you Emap. When my next horror storry features Emily Apple and something big and slimy eats her whole it won't be a coincidence!

 

[emap]

Sean, put down whatever you are smoking, snorting, injecting, or popping and back away slowly.

Honestly that isn't a bad idea, so my bad for not including that but nobody ever listens to me when I come up with a horror idea. Remember, zombies that fuck instead of eat brains, mentioned it on here. Had to do it myself even though everybody went oh my god that is genius.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Sadly this is sober and clean me. Drunk high me is just affectionate and really wants hugs and to braid things. I'm the guy people give a drink to because they wante him to calm down and stop being annoying.

Of course people called your idea silly. Your sheer brilliance blindes many of the lesser mortals. It's your curse but you seem to bare it quite well. And don't pretend you can't see that creepy King waiting for you when you get out of the shower with something he intends to ram between your tender buns and then coat you with secret sauce.

Those commercials really were creepy as hell. I don't know how they didn't notice the feeling of their skin trying to crawl off their flesh every time he just appeared.

 

[emap]

Honestly I liked the commercials, they were kinda goofy but loads better food than McDonalds.

Besides, Ronald McDonald was creepier, clown guy hanging around little kids all the time.

Nobody calls my ideas silly, besides me. Mostly it is brilliant and then go on about how they can't do it justice. No idea where that comes from, I mean it's not like my stories are the heights of literacy everyone else looks at and goes oh my fucking god I have to read that. At least not that anybody admits to.

I totally know most everybody reads my stories with the lights on low, probably buried under a blanky with a flashlight.

 

[Tmmldr]

So funny thing, I was looking online at what Burger King has so there would be a list. Don't look at me like that it's easier to get everything with a list. Anyway, I found a link to something rather shocking. Burger King offers to deliver now, online orders only. I didn't look at it too indepth, if you want to just go to their website there's a handy dandy link thingy.

So there is actually a story idea here, oh you better not look at me like that. I'm sure everyone and their brother has seen porn pizza delivery, sausage pizza where the guy has a hard on sticking through the box and crap. Not going there, I mean that is pretty bad, dick sticking out of the fries package or something. So instead, have a gal who wants to not pay, I didn't look so assuming they will take a check on delivery, so offers her body.

This can be straight sex, lesbian sex. Can even change it to a guy ordered and get straight or gay sex. Can write it out from the delivery persons side of things and add funny things, like the stoned guys that are trying to remember where they put their money. I mean seriously, this is better than the pizza thing cause everybody does pizza delivery goes to sex.

Burger King did it different. Their delivery web page required you to take a pic of yourself ordering, that way the delivery girl or guy would know who it was. It also protected against fake orders.

Ginny had worked at King for three months and just loved the delivery. The orders would be downloaded to her phone so he'd have the pics. It'd often be the usual gross people and fat slobs, but sometimes a really hot stud ordered. She fantasized about those. She loved to take those orders out.

One day Ginny started thinking, why couldn't it be more than that? Why couldn't it go farther? She had always thought herself lucky to have almost no gag response, so she could easily do things with cocks that most girls couldn't dream of.

Ginny decided, tonight when she went on shift, if a good looking guy ordered, she'd give it a try. Then she stopped and wondered "Why limit it to good looking ... guys?"

Suddenly she was excited, and full of anticipation. Something could happen tonight, something new. With a total stranger. One that she'd picked out because he was hot. One that she'd picked because when she looked at him ordering, he was the sort that in the back of her mind, she'd always thought "Yeah, baby you can fuck me senseless. Give me your cock, honey." Or if it was a woman...Or a guy and his girl...

Ginny looked at herself in the mirror - cute, pert, sexy. Maybe finally she'd start to get in control of her fucked up life. One hand slid down between her legs and she watched herself...

 

[StarStarBaby]

Besides, Ronald McDonald was creepier, clown guy hanging around little kids all the time.

Ain't that the truth, and somehow it made everyone scream as a little kid to go there when driving in the city

 

[Tmmldr]

Ain't that the truth, and somehow it made everyone scream as a little kid to go there when driving in the city

Suddenly she was excited, and full of anticipation. Something could happen tonight, something new. With a total stranger. One that she'd picked out because he was hot. One that she'd picked because when she looked at him ordering, he was the sort that in the back of her mind, she'd always thought "Yeah, baby you can fuck me senseless. Give me your cock, honey." Or if it was a woman...Or a guy and his girl...

When she heard the phone buzz, she knew it was an order for her to deliver. She grabbed the phone, looking ... hoping ... it was some hot stud ... or maybe the whole football team.

Okay, double cheese burger, biggie fries biggie drink...

And then she saw the face...

"Ewwww.....It's that creepy clown, Ronald!"

 

[subwannabe]

I thought you had to be 18 to have sex? Has anyone at Burger King hit 18 yet? Just kidding. Interesting idea.