Delete Me

[JennaMom2022]

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[Lady2020]

Yeah, that first post should draw men in.

 

[MrPixel]

There's got to be a story here. After all, this is the Authors' Hangout!

 

[StillStunned]

Congratulations on your anniversary

and/or

Commisserations on your unhappy marriage

 

[nice90sguy]

Fuck my loser husband

It was my anniversary 2 days ago. Biggest fight yet. I get it

Yeah, that first post should draw men in.

It did.

 

[Onlyforyou100]

I think that you need to blow off a bit of steam

 

[Rob_Royale]

I'm very sorry your anniversary didn't work out well, if that is your concern. My mom taught me how important b-days, V-days, M-days and anniversaries are to a woman, and that remembering them was part of being a good husband. I'm not batting a thousand, but I'm doing pretty good in that regard.

 

[Bramblethorn]

It was my anniversary 2 days ago. Biggest fight yet. I get it

It's always a lot to deal with when your anniversary and hers fall on the same day. But still messier when they don't.

 

[BobbyBrandt]

My second wife insisted that we get married on my birthday to ensure that I would never forget the date.

I always remembered, but she forgot her vows.

Starter wife - Check
Cheater wife - Check, check
Keeper wife - Check, check, check

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Fuck my loser husband

Sounds like the tag line for a cuck story...

 

[MrPixel]

My second wife insisted that we get married on my birthday to ensure that I would never forget the date.

I always remembered, but she forgot her vows.

Starter wife - Check
Cheater wife - Check, check
Keeper wife - Check, check, check

I saved time and money by combining the first two into one.

We (my 2nd and her 3rd) have a system - we observe anniversaries of our first date, wedding and her birthday, which all fall on the same day of the month of consecutive odd months.

She did, however, pull one on me this year - the 37th anniversary of the day we met. The ol' "Ya know what's special about today?" routine. I was clueless. I thought I was being a good doobie by never forgetting the first date. Admittedly, it was memorable - as was our wedding - and we do enjoy regaling certain friends with the story.

 

[StillStunned]

The wife and I had the clever idea of getting married exactly one year after we got engaged (which was exactly a year and a half after we met). One date fewer to remember.

My wife still tends to forget, though.

 

[lustychimera]

My second wife insisted that we get married on my birthday to ensure that I would never forget the date.

oof that already sounds condescending af. One thing to joke, another to literally do it.

 

[StillStunned]

oof that already sounds condescending af. One thing to joke, another to literally do it.

I knew of a couple who got married on Christmas Eve. They managed to ruin Christmas for the rest of their lives.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I knew of a couple who got married on Christmas Eve. They managed to ruin Christmas for the rest of their lives.

I don't remember my anniversary with my ex, but the day my divorce was final, hell yes.

 

[SimonDoom]

I am sorry to hear about his negligence, but I'd prefer not to fuck him if that's OK.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Some women. My parents never celebrated theirs; my partners and I only know when my parents or Google Calendar remind us.

My in-laws care even less about such things - every time I see them they ask who has a birthday in the next six months, then write out cards for me to take home and save on top of the fridge. To save on postage, you see. With the wad of cash they put in each one, and being generally lovely, none of us are complaining.

The husband and I plan regular celebrations and it's usually near an anniversary of something - first meeting, first shag, first date, admitting we were in a relationship, legal marriage, marriage ceremony, anniversary of moving in together, anniversary of first house purchase - all spaced quite well throughout the year!

 

[SouthernCrossfire]

Jenna, happy anniversary!

Or not!

Seriously, my wife and I celebrated yet another anniversary within the past few days, too. We went out for a special event and then went for a light dinner. Between the drinks at the restaurant and the wine afterward, she was in a delightful mood and a good time was had by all. Hope you had one, too, despite the ominous tone.

 

[onehitwanda]

It's always a lot to deal with when your anniversary and hers fall on the same day. But still messier when they don't.

Stop making me love you so much.

 

[onehitwanda]

The husband and I plan regular celebrations and it's usually near an anniversary of something - first meeting, first shag, first date, admitting we were in a relationship, legal marriage, marriage ceremony, anniversary of moving in together, anniversary of first house purchase - all spaced quite well throughout the year!

This is far too wholesome for the AH. I demand you unpublish it.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

This is far too wholesome for the AH. I demand you unpublish it.

If you're really lucky, I might write up my forthcoming anniversary weekend away for you.

If I'm really lucky, it might be more Lit-worthy than just falling asleep...

 

[bigcockstallion]

I'm really lost here.

 

[lustychimera]

I'm really lost here.

He forgot their anniversary. Didn't leave roses by the stairs. Or surprises to let her know he cares.

 

[samhasstories]

Oh, say it ain't so...

 

[Omenainen]

I'm really lost here.

Yes you are, you shouldn’t be here but fucking her loser husband as per requested. Your name suggests you have just the right energy for that.