define "Sex With Animals"

[CRaZy]

Is a snake crawling sensually across a woman, not on the genitals, "sex with animals"?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Snakes don't crawl sensually across a woman. They just crawl with their dry raspy skin that rather grips as it moves. Scratchy. I wouldn't call it bestiality to have a snake slinking around a naked woman's body, just weird. But hey, that's me.

 

[CRaZy]

LMAO...Thanks. Oh I know. Wouldn't be asking such questions if I could write normal stories. Some types of python have smooth skin. Kind of like soft leather. Not that I've ever done any more than drape one round my neck for a photo. LOL.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Do not forget that the snake must consent to being portrayed as sensual.

 

[CRaZy]

I have a sssssspecially sssssssssigned and sssssssealed ssssssensssssual agreement contract from the sssssssssnake.

 

[Closet Desire]

They also have to be...

...adult snakes...no relations with underage snakes are allowed here.

 

[WriterDom]

only if it's a one eyed North American Ivory snake.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm rather partial to the one eyed ivory skinned snakes of Austrailia and Great Britian. Some very nice ones in Denmark too.

 

[*Lazer*]

I wonder how many people find the idea of a snake moving across their body erotic?

 

[blueshooter]

not swa

to portray it as you describe, I would say definitely not. One of the most beautiful and exciting images that I have ever seen was Nattashia Kinksy, naked on a white floor with a huge snake laying all over her. I believe it was this image that took me to nude and glamour photography that is now my profession.

Would a zoo-keeper kissing an animal in their care also then constitute beastiality? It is all in the eye of the beholder and the context in which it is taken. If the woman had the snake inside her and she was sexually excited by it, then it is sex with animals, otherwise.....

 

[CRaZy]

Some men are animals

The Office of Obtrusive Government Standards has issued this bulletin:

"It has come to our attention that the wording of Directive 8076-G, 'Sexual Taboos,' Sub-Section 4-D:'Sex with Animals,' contains misleading language that could be misconstrued in a misleading or misconstruable way. To clarify, the following sentence should be added to Paragraph 3 of Sub-Section 4-D:

"'Biological definitions to the contrary, the taboo against having sex with animals does NOT preclude having sex with other humans.'

"We apologize for the confusion."

Goodness!!! Well, they obviously haven't had sex with the same men as me. Ooops.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Foreplay with animals

AAHHHH!!! I'm going to have nightmares about snakes in my bed for weeks! No offense to snakes, they're cool little critters.... *shivers* I wouldn't classify that as sex with animals, more like foreplay with animals.