December Scintilla Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 12,424 Jan 28, 2003 #1 Mental floss prevents moral decay.
M medjay Literotica Guru Joined Mar 20, 2002 Posts 12,763 Jan 28, 2003 #2 I thought these would be deep thoughts by Jack Handy.
December Scintilla Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 12,424 Jan 28, 2003 #3 How to become a great writer LESSON # 1 Always check and recheck your work. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
How to become a great writer LESSON # 1 Always check and recheck your work. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
k¡tty boop-oop-a-doop Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 9,990 Jan 28, 2003 #4 Wearing clothes can keep you from getting chilled. Yeah, I'm freezin.
December Scintilla Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 12,424 Jan 28, 2003 #5 A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
December Scintilla Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 12,424 Jan 28, 2003 #6 If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Pseudomoniker Poll Whore Joined Aug 23, 2002 Posts 5,390 Jan 28, 2003 #7 Moral fiber prevents moral constipation.
tendril Do not exceed stated dose Joined Jan 4, 2003 Posts 4,420 Jan 28, 2003 #8 I'm all alone and in bad company.
December Scintilla Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 12,424 Jan 28, 2003 #9 Diplomacy - The art of letting someone have your way.
December Scintilla Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 12,424 Jan 28, 2003 #10 If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
December Scintilla Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 12,424 Jan 28, 2003 #11 Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
December Scintilla Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 12,424 Jan 28, 2003 #12 Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
camazotz Really Experienced Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 110 Jan 28, 2003 #13 The farmer was out-standing in his field. I love that one.
December Scintilla Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 12,424 Jan 28, 2003 #14 What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull.
December Scintilla Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 12,424 Jan 28, 2003 #15 Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
December Scintilla Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 12,424 Jan 28, 2003 #16 BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
December Scintilla Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 12,424 Jan 28, 2003 #17 Ethernet : something used to catch the etherbunny
Shaq The Libertine Joined Apr 25, 2002 Posts 12,552 Jan 28, 2003 #18 medjay said: I thought these would be deep thoughts by Jack Handy. Click to expand... Those things are hilarious...
medjay said: I thought these would be deep thoughts by Jack Handy. Click to expand... Those things are hilarious...
December Scintilla Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 12,424 Jan 28, 2003 #19 ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
December Scintilla Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 12,424 Jan 28, 2003 #20 Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
December Scintilla Joined Jan 27, 2003 Posts 12,424 Jan 28, 2003 #21 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...