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bully

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I have all these sisters ranging from 17-71, and they're all hot, and, well I was just wondering, would it be inapropriate to ask at least one of them if I could take them to the prom? The only thing is, if any of you say that it's alright, I just don't know which one I would ask.

I thought about asking the my 17 year old sister. She likes to walk around the house practically naked after she showers, in spite of my attempts to discourage that. I've been taking her dismissive behavior as a sign that she secretly wants me.

Of course her boyfriend would get in the way of that, so then I thought of asking my 21 year old sister. She's a cheerleader in college, and I think she looks hot in her outfit. It doesn't seem to bother her that I sneek a peek of her now and then. Does she want me? Is it wrong that I want her?

She would probably shoot me down, though. Being 21, she won't want to go to a prom, so maybe I could ask my 22 year old sister. She's hot and I'm pretty sure she wants me. I was at her house and she left to the store for some groceries. There was a tape in the VCR and I was pretty bored so I thought I would see what was on it. Can you beleive, it was a tape of my sister having sex with her boyfriend :eek:. Did she leave it there on purpose? I watched the whole thing. It was like a porn, with close ups and everything. Who was the director? I wish they had asked me, I would have gladly taped them having sex.... but is that wrong?

No, that wouldn't work, either. Her boyfriend is the jealous type, especially after finding those cum stains on their couch, so I guess that leaves my 71 year old sister. She has always been so nice to me, kinda reminds me of mom (she was hot, too). In spite of my sisters age she's still firm in most of the right places. We wouldn't be able to dance, though. She's wheelchair bound, but that's alright. All I'm really looking forward to is losing my virginity.

Well that's kind of silly, though. She's married and I have morals. Never ask a married woman out.....right?

Ah well. It doesn't matter. I'm 23 and the local high school officials would probably catch on that I'm not one of their students. Do you think, If I told them my dilema, that they would let me in? Would that be wrong.............?

anyone.....?
 
Excellent!

If my memory serves me correctly, you must have done some looking into his posts.

Or did you totally make up the sister info?
 
All I had to do was push [search]. A whole psychosis fell onto my screen.
 
RawHumor said:
Or did you totally make up the sister info?

I actually met the older one............well, not really.........this is way beyond funny.........

greybeard
 
bully said:
All I had to do was push [search]. A whole psychosis fell onto my screen.

LMAO

I thought so. Certain usernames always post the same threads with only a few slight details changing.

Similar to the guy who always asks women about anal sex.
 
He has a thread in the How To forum.

I asked him a question but he didnt answer me. :(
 
lovetoread said:
He has a thread in the How To forum.

I asked him a question but he didnt answer me. :(

What was the question?
 
I don't ordinarily poke fun of other members. I'm really a pretty nice guy, so I'm going to do the nice guy thing and stop here.

Bilm. If you're reading, no hard feelings. A word of advice, though. Get off "sisters". After all, I just got off yours....... all of them :D


*die thread, die :mad: *
 
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