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[Gingersnap]

Dear Deborah,


I was just finished reading another of your stories and I must say I was quite shaken by the passion inherent in your stories. I was also very amused to see you abusing Roger's asshole with the strap on. I wondered if you often thought about anally abusing Roger and if so are you going to write a story about it.

 

[Guest]

My Ass Is Gonna Cost Ya, Debs!

Deborah - you have an incredible pair of legs but I'm gonna hafta start charging you the standard rate for your little sordid games from now on. Especially if I'm going to start appearing in your fictional adventures.

 

[Deborah]

Just for you, Gingersnap, I'm gonna write a story about Roger. It's about his bad hair day. Have you seen his hair in his pic on his Member Profile? Oh my, don't they have Brylcream over yonder over the ocean?

I need some help, though. Not to appear blonde, doh, but what exactly does the word "rogering" mean? That's a new one in me' 'er on me. Somebody mentioned that word in that sexual synonym thread and I had no idea.

 

[Guest]

Debwa, honey - you know full well I stopped using Brylcream after you got that nasty rash all over your thighs last Christmas.

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[Deborah]

You gonna git it now, Roger. Endlessly is endlessly looking for you!

Roger, you are gonna be REAL hairy in my story, much more hairy that Lasher's "My Hairy Ass." But I'm not telling any more. Don't you just love surprises?

 

[Guest]

Endlessly should get on in here.

This is the OFFICIAL Debwa the Zebwa Fan Club Convention. It's where I buy ALL my merchandise, and if I wait long enough in this queue eventually I'll get my hands on a brand new signed copy of the King James Bible.

 

[Gingersnap]

Noooo NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOo not no diry hair day about Roger One about you and how you admire him and want to roger him..
He is mad about your legs and wants to know if you wax them.
He even said he would wax his if it would help you feel more free sexually.

 

[Gingersnap]

Oh Roger would you get a personally autographed strap on dildo with Debroha face on it please.......

 

[Gingersnap]

Debbie rogers Roger

Overheard at Lashers coffee bar!


Gertrude-- That story was the bommb it had it all fast action. THat big old monkey thing just bobbing and weaving,
a little of dis a little of dat and then the finish is like a big old oil well gushing and bubbling and oh my god
somebody turn of that fan!



Harriet-- Girlfriend that right there is the part she shoulda had her friend spank that monkey!! Just wank away on it you know get really enthused like a big old pep rally.
Well lets go see if there's a sequal.... You know Gert I kinda like that monkey.

 

[Deborah]

LOL Gingersnap! Dang you are funny and definitely squirrel bait. BTW, the story is written and posted yesterday, "Roger that, Scotsquatch." Can't tell if you read it, apparently not, but Roger did, and commented on it over on "Story Feedback."

BTW, Gingersnap, I spoke of you fondly yesterday on the thread that was inadvertently deleted. You gave me a lot of "inspiration" to do the story!

 

[Gingersnap]

Deborah,

I thought the story was great. Snorted several times while laughing... Don't like to admit that cause it isn't ladylike (the snorting)... Girl you must of torn up the cable getting that one in and up. Wanted to say thanks it was so damn funny I laughed to myself all day... Your are supra.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

And I went away worried that Deborah wasn't writing anymore.... damn did I miss out!

 

[Guest]

Kick up the bum.