Deborah????

[Guest]

so just how big is your ass?

 

[mig]

About 40" at the shoulder,5ft.long and donkey-rigged.

 

[Deborah]

Good question, Lil-brandi's Troll, but rather subjective. My ass is definitely fatter than Svedish_Chef's, that I know for sure. I will admit I need to lose a few pounds before I put on a bikini this year. But then it did snow the other day so I have time.

I'll play your little game, Troll. We'll take a survey. I love surveys.

Who wants to be a judge? You have to answer 2 questions:

1. How big is my ass?
2 Would you kiss my ass?

Anyone who want to be a judge will of course get a piece 'er I mean pic of my ass to work with. Actually, there is already a pic of my ass (one of my face also but who cares about that) on Literotica but I doubt anyone can find it without help.

Again, good question Lil-brandi's Troll. Good to see not all trolls are shit for brains.

So, sign up to be a judge for the "How Big is Deborah's Ass" contest right here. Anybody who indicates their desire to be a judge will get a pic of my ass when I take a lunch break or shake loose again.

 

[Guest]

I volunteer to be a judge.

Please send the pic to james_nelson77@hotmail.com

 

[MinkSoul]

Deborah

#1) i have no idea...

#2) Yup...

if my theory on Women's perception of their weight holds true then Most definitly yes on number 2

 

[Problem Child]

I've been wondering the same thing lately troll. Wondering about the size, the shape, the ability to accept foreign objects.

But then again, I have an attraction for dangerous things...

 

[Deborah]

Big Jim, who the fuck are you? You are probably the troll just waiting to say my ass is fat.

Mink Soul, you judged the contest without the pic, but quite eloquently and diplomatically I must add.

Problem Child, you are the only one who takes this fat ass business seriously. You get the pic. Tell the people what you think. Be nice now. Remember, I'm going on a diet tomorrow.

 

[DriveSouth]

Good question, Lil-brandi's Troll, but rather subjective. My ass is definitely fatter than Svedish_Chef's, that I know for sure. I will admit I need to lose a few pounds before I put on a bikini this year. But then it did snow the other day so I have time.

I'll play your little game, Troll. We'll take a survey. I love surveys.

Who wants to be a judge? You have to answer 2 questions:

1. How big is my ass?
2 Would you kiss my ass?

Anyone who want to be a judge will of course get a piece 'er I mean pic of my ass to work with. Actually, there is already a pic of my ass (one of my face also but who cares about that) on Literotica but I doubt anyone can find it without help.

Again, good question Lil-brandi's Troll. Good to see not all trolls are shit for brains.

So, sign up to be a judge for the "How Big is Deborah's Ass" contest right here. Anybody who indicates their desire to be a judge will get a pic of my ass when I take a lunch break or shake loose again.

Hey - I want to kiss your ass good looking -

 

[Deborah]

See, you are just saying that, DriveSouth, just to get a little ass. Nope, I'm just sending it to ProblemChild, but he can post it here if he wants. But then, if he does, he has to post the pic of the other big fat ass, Madame Pandora. Fair is fair. She won the audio poem challenge but I'll win this one. She spends far too much time watching programs like "Survivor" and sucking on salami.

 

[DriveSouth]

See, you are just saying that, DriveSouth, just to get a little ass. Nope, I'm just sending it to ProblemChild, but he can post it here if he wants. But then, if he does, he has to post the pic of the other big fat ass, Madame Pandora. Fair is fair. She won the audio poem challenge but I'll win this one. She spends far too much time watching programs like "Survivor" and sucking on salami.

No no - not me -

I really will kiss it and it'll be fun for us both!

 

[Madame Pandora]

But then, if he does, he has to post the pic of the other big fat ass, Madame Pandora. Fair is fair. She won the audio poem challenge but I'll win this one. She spends far too much time watching programs like "Survivor" and sucking on salami.

You're just desperate to get your photoshop skills some board time. Don't let her manipulate you, PC...besides, I'm sensitive about the way I jiggle. ROFLMAO

Ahhh...Survivor. I wish it were on every day. Can't wait for next week.

Ta-ta for now, HBIC. I think I'll eat some vanilly frosting right out of the container and go watch Springer...


MP

 

[mig]

To digress.I thought Springer was an invention to scare us Brits.Do you Yanks actually watch him,voluntarily?.

 

[Deborah]

Madame Pandora watches "Springer" while sitting on her big fat ass. I'd rather watch "Literotica, the Soap" while sitting on my big fat ass. Trolls with MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder) just give me a rush, ya know?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Good question, Lil-brandi's Troll, but rather subjective. My ass is definitely fatter than Svedish_Chef's, that I know for sure. I will admit I need to lose a few pounds before I put on a bikini this year. But then it did snow the other day so I have time.

1. How big is my ass?
2 Would you kiss my ass?

Anyone who want to be a judge will of course get a piece 'er I mean pic of my ass to work with.

Bout time I pieced your ass together... and I wish you would stop mentioning my ass.

How big? Bigger than mine
Would I kiss it? Nope, why would I change now...

I spose you owe me that pic now

 

[Deborah]

Chefie, I'm not even trying a lit.org address since every one I have tried lately has bounced. You'll just have to wait for ProblemChild to comment on my big fat ass and whether he'd kiss it or not.

 

[Problem Child]

I would kiss it, but I'd have to knock a wall out of my house to get it in the living room.

 

[Deborah]

ProblemChild, picture this in your mind, I am pumping the rifle and not the gun. "This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, this is for fun."

 

[Problem Child]

I've been waiting for you to come back all day sweetie...where have you been?

 

[Deborah]

Shopping for a new Glock. Fits right down my panties.

 

[Problem Child]

Deb, baby don't talk that way...you get me so wet...God, where's BOB when I need him?

Fucking batteries...dead again...

 

[Deborah]

ProblemChild, just reach down there in my panties and put your finger on the trigger and see if you can make it go off.

 

[Problem Child]

If my finger ever got near your trigger you would definitely go off...

Bet me...

 

[Problem Child]

Oh, BTW for all of you that hate Deb and had delusions that she was a big fat troll (pun intended), I'm sorry to have to disappoint you...

Her ass is truly a work of art.

 

[Expertise]

Damn my honor!

Damn damn damn damn double damn

 

[April]

Damn, now I want to see. Please Deborah? I have nothing to offer, but my curiosity is awake and poking at me.