Deborah

No worries, CB. I'll just make up fake suicide and fake rape stories then.
 
CB, you know I respect you, but do you honestly think Deborah's going to care? I don't think she perceives any of us as real.

I read the other thread too. I don't suffer from any mental disease or disorder, although I am beginning to wonder about my accuser. Paranoid schizophrenia comes to mind. And no, I'm not being jovial. It seems very possible right now.
 
and Deb, for me...please don't ever mention:

...dyslexia, obesity, nearsightedness, halitosis, dandruff, baldness, flatulence, constipation, poverty, illegitimacy, small breasts, large breasts, small penises, large penises, erectile dysfunction, child abouse, spouse abuse, bad credit, liberalism, conservatism, libertarians, dogbites, cat scratch fever, fear of heights, morning breath, hangovers, brain tumors, scoliosis, stuttering, dwarfism, hangnails, psoriasis, leprosy, seasickness, foot fetishism, shortness, excess body hair, psychosis, depression, crib death, lactation, Munchausen syndrome-by-proxy, drug abuse, police brutality, the national debt, gun control, abortion, callouses, fetal alcohol syndrome, racism, hemorrhoids, ear wax, malnutrition, NATO, death by electrocution, murder, dieting, car repair, nuclear waste, toxic waste, toxic shock syndrome, synthetic fabrics, faulty light sockets, sockeye salmon, deforestation, erosion control, pesticides, petulance, pet dander, hell fire and damnation, religion, obsession, vomiting, open sores, deafness, garden pests, flammable materials, soil amendments, the U.S. Navy, dictators around the world, cunnilingus, fallatio, red balloons, red-assed babboons, the trade deficit, Richard Nixon, Laura Schessinger, #2 pencils, milk, dioxin, or nipple hair.

Someone might take offense.
 
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