Debate Expectations

I'm hoping it will something along a TMZ production. I have begun gathering my natcho ingredients in anticipation of Monday nights meltdown fest. However I am worried my expectations are too high.

If Hillary doesn't do any of the following...

short circuit
Throw an ashtray
Pass out
Her eyes don't do a Marty Feldman impersonation
Make Trump lose his cool
I will be very disappointed.

My expectations of Trump?

Act presidential while being in good humor
Don't put your foot in your mouth.
If Hillary tries to play your game stick it to her (You enabled your rapist husband!)

Oddly enough, there are generally low expectations for Trump.

People seem to really believe he's an out of control dumkopf or whatever. I've never believed that. I think most of what he's done all along is calculated. He's calculated wrong a few times (this is his first serious try at public office), but its all calculated. I don't think you make 10 billion (or 4 billion or 1 billion or whatever people chose to believe his net worth is) if you're out of control.

The low expectations actually help Trump. I would think the Dems would be aware of that, but he's thrown them off their game. They know how to handle a Romney or a McCain, etc, but they have been scrambling to figure out how to handle Trump because you never know what he's going to do next.

He could still blow the whole thing, the media will still say he "lost" no matter what happens, and sure as the sun rises there will be a soundbite or two, probably half a sentence, that the media will seize on to express outrage and shock that he would "say such an unconscionable horrible thing" even if its neither unconscionable nor horrible. However he has more to gain from the debate than Clinton. He's still the underdog so its an opportunity for him to sell himself that he needs.
 
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The Democrats will set up their own camera to record nothing but Donald Trump. This footage will be trimmed and used verbatim for Hillary's campaign ads.
 
Mark Cuban will get a front-row seat at Monday's debate. He will have a large supply of popcorn.

And Trump's response is to bring Gennifer Flowers.

I never thought watching the debates would be just a minor step above watching Maury Povich or Jerry Springer.
 
And Trump's response is to bring Gennifer Flowers.

I never thought watching the debates would be just a minor step above watching Maury Povich or Jerry Springer.
I'm sure that Mark can handle Gennifer. I hear that he likes cigars, too.
 
I'm sure that Mark can handle Gennifer. I hear that he likes cigars, too.

Wait, I thought it was Monica that had a penchant for men with cigars.

I don't know...somebody better wear a fucking blue dress (please be Trump, please be Trump, please be Trump).
 
I expect it will be ridiculous in every respect.

Ridiculous answers by ridiculous contestants to ridiculous questions posed by ridiculous 'journalists' paid by ridiculous media conglomerates.
 
Nothing Trump says or does will matter if Hillary has anything health related happen.

coughing fit
Eye's wobbling around unnaturally
Short circuits
talks funny in any way
Collapses

The headlines will be Hillary's Health Crisis..
 
electronic rabbit ears here.

at best, it's in and out service.
 
And Trump's response is to bring Gennifer Flowers.

I never thought watching the debates would be just a minor step above watching Maury Povich or Jerry Springer.



So Trump is trying to shame Hillary for something ... her husband did?


Considering the Cheeto-skinned freak's own history of philandering, that's a very strange bell to want to ring.
 
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Considering the Cheeto-skinned freak's own history of philandering, that's a very strange bell to want to ring.

Yes, I can't fathom why neither her campaign nor the media have been leaning heavily on that aspect of Trump's past. Maybe, though, she'll arrive at the debate with a copy of his book and just read passages from it at random. That should do it.
 
I doubt she'll care about Gennifer Flowers in the audience, when Bill will probably be in the wings. She can keep an eye on both of them.
 
I doubt she'll care about Gennifer Flowers in the audience, when Bill will probably be in the wings. She can keep an eye on both of them.

She's getting close to not needing Bill for anything, so I don't see that this would give her any heartburn.
 
Both of them will play it safe, to the delight of no one.

Hoping that's not the case, but thinking it's a real possibility.

I believe you are correct. We will all watch, but we aren't going to get a good show of it
 
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