Death Test (a different one)

Dillinger

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This was interesting.

According to this I will die on May 21, 2040 at the age of 82 years old.

On that date I will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (12%)
Horrible Accident (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Confusion (5%)
 
5% confusion eh???

Okay so who want's to be the first to confuse Dillinger ??? ;)
 
Damn my life got even shorten since the last test I took lol

December 30, 2017
at the age of 38 years old.
Cancer (30%)
Suicide (18%)
Confusion (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Homicide (5%)
 
Check your mail mistress... and, uh... watch out for aliens.
 
age 58

Horrible Accident (17%)
Cancer (14%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Drowning (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Homicide (5%)
 
May 10, 2047 at the age of 79.

Cancer 35%
Homicide 13%
Drowning 9%
Alien Abduction 5%
Alcoholism 5%
Heart Attack 5%
 
Woohoo!! *claps Brazen on the shoulder* Finally! Someone who's going to live to be as old as Feather and me. Welcome to the group, man. Now.. who's next?

MB
 
According to this I get to live until I am old. If I can die of auto-erotic asphyxiation at 75 I have lived a good life.

November 25, 2045
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (9%)
Loneliness (7%)
Drowning (5%)
Confusion (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) WooHoo!!!
 
Psssttt!!!!

Auto-erotic asphyxiation is bad! *chuckles and points to Psychology text book*

It's when you're masturbating and end up suffocating or hanging yourself. Please, please, luv. Don't go out that way... *winks and runs*

~*Feather*~
 
Re: Psssttt!!!!

Two2Tango said:
Please, please, luv. Don't go out that way... *winks and runs*

~*Feather*~

If I am still having sex and masterbating at 75 I don't care how I go as long as I am still having it!!! LOL Plus think of all the straping young paramedics I can scar sexually for life <w> or at least be remembered forever <g>
 
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