Death Predictor

[koalabear]

Looks like I'm going same way as Mark only much later ;-)

Rif: At age 64 you will choke on a piece of steak

more likely you will be beaten to death for dragging up old dead threads........

 

[lovin69]

lovin: At age 90 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

 

[NorthernPA4U]

At age 70 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded

 

[chargergirl]

chargergirl: At age 58 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

 

[PassionatePatty]

Patty: At age 97 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

 

[DDgirl]

DDgirl: At age 33 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

 

[mickyp123]

Pearl: At age 65 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

I'm sensing a water theme. That was with the same info as yesterday though? Surely its not wrong?

michael at 73 you will take part in a new reality TV show where you will fight in an arena, after winning 12 you will die by the sword.....cool

water theme poss,....river of blood

 

[Morrigu]

morri: At age 35 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.


How did it know I don't sleep now

 

[erostorm]

Erostorm: At age 90 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Wearing my rock Racing jersey! 'nuff said!

 

[availableslave2u]

availableslave2u: At age 55 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

 

[creativecouple]

creativecouple: At age 83 you will choke on a piece of steak.

 

[snuffy187]

my insomnia finally ends

Snuffy: At age 99 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine

Morri, you and I have insomnia in common. Except, mine won't become fatal until I'm 99. Look on the bright side, if we slept 8 hours an night like normal people, and lived to 60, we'd have slept 20 years of our lives away- ala Rip Van Winkle.

 

[mickyp123]

Pearl: At age 65 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

I'm sensing a water theme. That was with the same info as yesterday though? Surely its not wrong?

I think its a combo of you being firstly very wet, then you will "go down" while sommeone tries to "float your boat" then after being fully pacified, god will surely know you are cumming.

I am going to go at 75 after eating too many cheese snacks

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

mark: At age 49 you will choke on a piece of steak.

Damn, I do love my steak....

Steak or stake??

Oh dear, not long to go now then Marky boy, hope you've made your bucket list!

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

It seems the Death Predictor died of something itself, server not found.

 

[mickyp123]

It seems the Death Predictor died of something itself, server not found.

i had that, just google it

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

At age 36 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

Oh god, I've only got 4 years left!

 

[Englandboy2]

Englandboy2: At age 60 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

Now all I have to do is Google Andy Griffith, just so I'll know it's the right apparition...