Death Predictor

[PearlNecklace]

I don't know if this is new or not but I thought it was cool

Death Predictor

Pearl: At age 60 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

 

[PearlNecklace]

Pearl: At age 65 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

I'm sensing a water theme. That was with the same info as yesterday though? Surely its not wrong?

 

[mark197205]

mark: At age 49 you will choke on a piece of steak.

Damn, I do love my steak....

 

[PearlNecklace]

mark: At age 49 you will choke on a piece of steak.

Damn, I do love my steak....

Yes, I love a good piece of meat in my mouth

 

[ringle]

ringle: At age 66 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

That's so funny!

 

[Stryderthorongil]

At age 84 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's only 3:00pm, shame on you!)

At least I will go happy.

 

[PearlNecklace]

At age 84 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's only 3:00pm, shame on you!)

At least I will go happy.

You're right There are definitely worse ways to go.

 

[VampireD]

Age 49... not a bad age.. be consumed by my own guilt.. whatever the hell that means..

 

[Centauria]

centauria: At age 87 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

oooookay then! 87 and fighting terrorism

 

[de-valmont]

Greg Baker: At age 75 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists

 

[Beauty1]

I just had to check this out.........

Beauty1: At age 78 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

At least I was a fan favorite! lol

 

[PearlNecklace]

I just love all the different, zany things it comes up with!

 

[Recidiva]

At age 86 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

hehehe

 

[limiwa]

limi: At age 47 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

LOL wonder what that means?

 

[Golden_Silence]

Golden - At age 75 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico

Hey!! Does this mean at this age they'll trust me with a firearm?? I would'nt trust me with one now!!!

Can you imagine the scene? A wrinkly with a shotgun, and just why in the hell would terrorists wanna be holed up in Mexico? - far too many questions

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

christmas on a cracker,,,,i did this earlier,,forgot to post my "death",,,did it again and this time was
i would od on mescaline,,wander the desert where my dead body would be eaten by coyote
somehow,,,I figured as much

 

[TeeTee]

Tasty: At age 67 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.



Yeah i'ma die in my sleep

 

[PearlNecklace]

Just keeps getting funnier and funnier!

 

[Diamond_Girl]

DG: At age 38 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

Damn! Note to self: Avoid wading pools in five years. And get as much nookie in with Hubby and Dusky as possible!!!

 

[PearlNecklace]

DG: At age 38 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

Damn! Note to self: Avoid wading pools in five years. And get as much nookie in with Hubby and Dusky as possible!!!

Same as me!

 

[wanderer2704]

What a way to go!

wanderer2704: At age 79 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

 

[PearlNecklace]

What a way to go!

wanderer2704: At age 79 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Ouch!

 

[redlorry]

What a way to go!

wanderer2704: At age 79 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

seems like a good reason for committing suicide at age 78 and 364 days

 

[WantonWitch]

WantonWitch: At age 89 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.


Rofl.... looks like a fun end for me

 

[PearlNecklace]

WantonWitch: At age 89 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.


Rofl.... looks like a fun end for me

Hi Witchy!