Death Panels - YAY!!

Lasher

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I figure with my credentials and the HUGE amounts of money I've donated to Obama and friends, I'm an A1 fucking sure thing to be sitting on the first death panels...

And all you fucking wing nut bastards are FUCKED.

I'm going Dr. Mengele on your asses!!!

Soylent Green, motherfuckers!
 
I figure with my credentials and the HUGE amounts of money I've donated to Obama and friends, I'm an A1 fucking sure thing to be sitting on the first death panels...

And all you fucking wing nut bastards are FUCKED.

I'm going Dr. Mengele on your asses!!!

Soylent Green, motherfuckers!

Today's Death Panels Memo said the Soylent Green Project (US-SGP) has been reclassified, and is now coming under the Department of Agriculture's Center for Optimum Redistribution and Provision Service (US-DOA-CORPS). Just thought you should know that when you fill out your OMB No. 09-0047 FORM 1.42
 
There wouldn't be "death panels" called that.

But, given finite resources and millions more covered, choices would have to be made as to whether this or that person would have an operation approved.

There would be rationing of care; that simply goes with nationalized health plans.
 
Today's Death Panels Memo said the Soylent Green Project (US-SGP) has been reclassified, and is now coming under the Department of Agriculture's Center for Optimum Redistribution and Provision Service (US-DOA-CORPS). Just thought you should know that when you fill out your OMB No. 09-0047 FORM 1.42

You're first on the list! Even before Glenn Beck!

Fucking 50 year old men pretending to be 19 year old crack whores? And a 19 year old wingnut crack whore to boot?

You're so fucking euthanized.
 
I figure with my credentials and the HUGE amounts of money I've donated to Obama and friends, I'm an A1 fucking sure thing to be sitting on the first death panels...

And all you fucking wing nut bastards are FUCKED.

I'm going Dr. Mengele on your asses!!!

Soylent Green, motherfuckers!



I don't think Soylent Green is the best metaphor. In fact, I have video of a death panel in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSnLU9nyFSA
 
Lucky. I don't have any experience death paneling, so I'm gonna try and see if they have like an internship program. I'm sure it will be a lot of grunt work (attaching needles, moving carcasses to the incinerator, harvesting organs for the godless librul blood orgies,) but I hope it pays off with a spot on one of the death panels.
 
Guess what? We're going to finally get some.

Given the thread's carbon dating and all that has transpired in the world since, it's not a stretch to assume that the OP and subsequent posting company who no longer grace the GB with their presence may already be dead. :eek::eek::eek:
 
Given the thread's carbon dating and all that has transpired in the world since, it's not a stretch to assume that the OP and subsequent posting company who no longer grace the GB with their presence may already be dead. :eek::eek::eek:
I suppose that's true, but Lasher was just here a few weeks ago.
 
There wouldn't be "death panels" called that.

But, given finite resources and millions more covered, choices would have to be made as to whether this or that person would have an operation approved.

There would be rationing of care; that simply goes with nationalized health plans.

Not rationing of care just longer wait times. But no queue jumping though.
 
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