Dear Yeti

[Angeline]

Your box is full. Ahem.

 

[Tathagata]

thats probably why she hasn't been around



oh you meant pm's

 

[Angeline]

thats probably why she hasn't been around



oh you meant pm's

I'd stay on a yeti's good side if I were you!

(How come you're not at a birthday party?)

 

[WickedEve]

I'd stay on a yeti's good side if I were you!

(How come you're not at a birthday party?)

I cleaned it out... my box. You know what I mean.

I'm too old for dating and sex. I'm having to take advil.

 

[Tathagata]

I'd stay on a yeti's good side if I were you!

(How come you're not at a birthday party?)

they're both good sides...if I'm any judge of horse flesh
sorry old groucho line



It starts at 1
I'm having some uhh punch yeah thats it

 

[Angeline]

I cleaned it out... my box. You know what I mean.

I'm too old for dating and sex. I'm having to take advil.

Dating always made me feel like I needed more than Advil. I'm not a good dater. That's why my relationship with eagleyez is so perfect. Meet. Live together. Four years later, he's wearing my socks. I am not kidding. We're kinky that way.

PS The monkey called you a horse. Get him.

 

[WickedEve]

Dating always made me feel like I needed more than Advil. I'm not a good dater. That's why my relationship with eagleyez is so perfect. Meet. Live together. Four years later, he's wearing my socks. I am not kidding. We're kinky that way.

PS The monkey called you a horse. Get him.

Socks?

Horse? Why did he call me a horse? I've lost over 20 pounds this summer. I'm a llama. A slenderish llama.

 

[Angeline]

Socks?

Horse? Why did he call me a horse? I've lost over 20 pounds this summer. I'm a llama. A slenderish llama.

It's pretty cold here today. There's even a frost warning for tonight--and it was in the 30s last night. So our feet are cold, but he couldn't find his floppy warm socks, which I think I stole last winter. So I had to give him my workout socks. TMI? lol.

You're a half-llama, half-yeti. In a pink bra. A mythical creature to be sure.

 

[WickedEve]

It's pretty cold here today. There's even a frost warning for tonight--and it was in the 30s last night. So our feet are cold, but he couldn't find his floppy warm socks, which I think I stole last winter. So I had to give him my workout socks. TMI? lol.

You're a half-llama, half-yeti. In a pink bra. A mythical creature to be sure.

In some cultures, the sharing of socks is the greatest sign of love.

 

[The_Fool]

Sounds way domesticated to me.

 

[Angeline]

In some cultures, the sharing of socks is the greatest sign of love.

It is in the culture of my apartment, where the landlady doesn't turn the heat on until mid-October and we generally get our first snowstorm on October 3rd. Not to mention that our deck is under siege by aggressive Maine squirrels weilding hard, half-eaten green tomatoes.

 

[Angeline]

Sounds way domesticated to me.

I'm a domesticated poet chick.

I just told Evie (via pm) that I watched this special on tv on the history of sex last night. They said that (according to Saint Augustine, I think) the possession of a dildo means its owner spends five years in purgatory. So a) I'll see you all there and b) Eve is never getting out.

 

[The_Fool]

I'm a domesticated poet chick.

I just told Evie (via pm) that I watched this special on tv on the history of sex last night. They said that (according to Saint Augustine, I think) the possession of a dildo means its owner spends five years in purgatory. So a) I'll see you all there and b) Eve is never getting out.

Angeline with a dildo. That tickled me for some reason. It doesn't surprise me though, cuz I think she is a closet nymphomaniac with a mad sex fetish. I bet she has a demon growl and red eyes when she gets.....nevermind.

Eve with a dildo. Eve is never without a dildo unless they are all broken. Eve and dildoes are a force of nature...

 

[Angeline]

Angeline with a dildo. That tickled me for some reason. It doesn't surprise me though, cuz I think she is a closet nymphomaniac with a mad sex fetish. I bet she has a demon growl and red eyes when she gets.....nevermind.

Eve with a dildo. Eve is never without a dildo unless they are all broken. Eve and dildoes are a force of nature...

Whyever would you think I wouldn't have one? I'm here, aren't I?

But I only growl when I'm pissed (and even then not very seriously) and I use Visine. So there!

 

[The_Fool]

Whyever would you think I wouldn't have one? I'm here, aren't I?

But I only growl when I'm pissed (and even then not very seriously) and I use Visine. So there!

I wasn't surprised. It just made me laugh. and how do you hide your demon tail?

 

[Angeline]

I wasn't surprised. It just made me laugh. and how do you hide your demon tail?

I had it removed when I got the implants.

 

[The_Fool]

I had it removed when I got the implants.

I'll ponder on that when I am up the ladder....

Give me something to think about rather than nails, primer and paint.

I wonder if we are going to get the before and after photos. With and without the tail of course.

 

[Angeline]

I'll ponder on that when I am up the ladder....

Give me something to think about rather than nails, primer and paint.

I wonder if we are going to get the before and after photos. With and without the tail of course.

When the Red Sox win their next World Series.

 

[Tathagata]

When the Red Sox win their next World Series.

smart ass

 

[Angeline]

smart ass

Think Manny will be back tonight?

 

[tungtied2u]

When the Red Sox win their next World Series.

So we can look forward to those photos at the beginning of this November ? Yay...something to look forward to.

 

[WickedEve]

I'm a domesticated poet chick.

I just told Evie (via pm) that I watched this special on tv on the history of sex last night. They said that (according to Saint Augustine, I think) the possession of a dildo means its owner spends five years in purgatory. So a) I'll see you all there and b) Eve is never getting out.

Oh, I haven't seen the PM yet. I'm busy with the snoodle/schnoodle dog.

 

[WickedEve]

Angeline with a dildo. That tickled me for some reason. It doesn't surprise me though, cuz I think she is a closet nymphomaniac with a mad sex fetish. I bet she has a demon growl and red eyes when she gets.....nevermind.

Eve with a dildo. Eve is never without a dildo unless they are all broken. Eve and dildoes are a force of nature...

I have new toys. I went to three adult toy shops last night. We bought one dildo, a clit vibe, a butt plug that I call "no way", two floggers, and a gallon jug of lube that was on clearance. Hopefully, he plans to use all that on himself. Oh, yeah, and I got some glow in the dark panties. They did not glow. And a chocolate penis. I'm living it up.

 

[Tathagata]

a butt plug that I call "no way", gallon jug of lube that was on clearance.

I friend of mine was given a dildo she called " where do you think you're going to put that?"


she was also shopping with her " friend" and they asked an 16 year old stock boy if they had any bigger containers of KY Jelly

I think he went through puberty on the spot

 

[tungtied2u]

Oh, I haven't seen the PM yet. I'm busy with the snoodle/schnoodle dog.

Is that what you call it ? Be careful, I hear they react unpredictably when vigorously rubbed.