Dear X:

[WearMeWell]

*not for anyone on Lit...

Dear X,

A collar made of barbed wire please.

I will let it rest in my hands and admire it while I listen to you express your "undying eternal love and heartfelt devotion..."

I will quell the waves of nausea while you speak the words I have heard, and read, you say to at least 5 other women in the last 3 years. Tell me, how do you sit with balls that big? --oh yes, i remember now; you take them off when no one else is around...

You'll look into my shimmering eyes, and no doubt think you are bringing me joy and wonder. --while i bite back sardonic laughter...

I will wait patiently for you to finish, looking at you intently...watching you while i quietly ponder...(whether to shove the collar down your throat or up your ass...)

When you've finished, and stand before me awaiting my reply, my hand will close around the collar; a silent moment will hover in pause while i collect my thoughts...


Your eyes roll back in your head as my collar clad fist collides with your mouth. Youre still trying to focus as my foot arcs swiftly upward from the floor, connecting where those balls youre exhibiting seat.
As you sink, slumping forehead to the floor… I can’t resist the irony.

“Take your collar and shove it up your ass.” *pause “Same shit, different day;…right honey? You really need some newer material.”


me~

 

[Snoozebutton2]

*not for anyone on Lit...

Dear X,

A collar made of barbed wire please.

I will let it rest in my hands and admire it while I listen to you express your "undying eternal love and heartfelt devotion..."

I will quell the waves of nausea while you speak the words I have heard, and read, you say to at least 5 other women in the last 3 years. Tell me, how do you sit with balls that big? --oh yes, i remember now; you take them off when no one else is around...

You'll look into my shimmering eyes, and no doubt think you are bringing me joy and wonder. --while i bite back sardonic laughter...

I will wait patiently for you to finish, looking at you intently...watching you while i quietly ponder...(whether to shove the collar down your throat or up your ass...)

When you've finished, and stand before me awaiting my reply, my hand will close around the collar; a silent moment will hover in pause while i collect my thoughts...


Your eyes roll back in your head as my collar clad fist collides with your mouth. Youre still trying to focus as my foot arcs swiftly upward from the floor, connecting where those balls youre exhibiting seat.
As you sink, slumping forehead to the floor… I can’t resist the irony.

“Take your collar and shove it up your ass.” *pause “Same shit, different day;…right honey? You really need some newer material.”


me~

(((((HUG)))))) Just cause wanted you to know there are a few out there who cherish you just for you.

 

[Kajira Callista]

dear x
true colors always do show

 

[jockdom]

Dear X thanks for making me feel again its's been so long I almost forgott how. A precious gift for which I am eternaly greatful thanks baby!

 

[MelancholyBaby]

Dear Grandma,

I love you. Get better soon. I hope you can sleep tonight and that you are not lonely. The house feels so empty without you in it.

Love,
k

 

[MasDom]

Dear pet,
Oh how I love the staircase, everyday walking up behind you. The only pity being that I can't use the paddle on your ass right then, just that moving target tempting me. Perhaps someday to install an escalator, or maybe just strap you down on the railing, soon enough my lovely pet, I promise you that.
Sincerely,
K

 

[WearMeWell]

(((((HUG)))))) Just cause wanted you to know there are a few out there who cherish you just for you.

*Deep Curtsey~

Thank you Snooze

 

[ero_dream]

http://www.roadkilltshirts.com/images/products/COLORED/SHE-SAID_RK.gif

 

[nh23]

Dear pet,
Oh how I love the staircase, everyday walking up behind you. The only pity being that I can't use the paddle on your ass right then, just that moving target tempting me. Perhaps someday to install an escalator, or maybe just strap you down on the railing, soon enough my lovely pet, I promise you that.
Sincerely,
K

AQUA LYRICS

"Barbie Girl"

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

 

[twysted73]

Dear b....

It would seem by your calls in the past 2 days that our month of situational silence is over.
It was hard for both but I feel we handled it very well. (mutual friends are very much appreciated)

I cannot say that with your situation it won't happen again. I only hope it doesn't.
But if so, we will shoulder it as we did this past time since we now have experience here and the boogyman in the closet isn't so daunting as a result.

If you ever wonder, simply look at my sigline.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

Dear X thanks for making me feel again its's been so long I almost forgott how. A precious gift for which I am eternaly greatful thanks baby!

Way too fuckin loooooooooooooong I know. Same here honey. Thank you for loving me.

 

[jockdom]

Dear X you made me forget myself
you make me think im someone else
someone good!
love ya babygirl!

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

Dear X you make me forget myself
you make me think im someone else
someone good!
love ya babygirl!

Love ya right back!

 

[closerIam]

Dear Self,

Enough. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. STOP. Enough.

Take up knitting. Torch something. Play with wire. Read a book. Go to kickboxing. Journal. Pull weeds. Walk at the beach. Collect things. Call a friend. Paint.

me

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

Dear Self,

Enough. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. STOP. Enough.

Take up knitting. Torch something. Play with wire. Read a book. Go to kickboxing. Journal. Pull weeds. Walk at the beach. Collect things. Call a friend. Paint.

me

So wish I was there sis.....

*huggs and huggs*

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

Dear X,

I just get letter from the court and they will FINALY make you pay the child support for our kids.

I told ya dont mess with me! BITCH!!!!!


~your (laughing) ex

 

[Kajira Callista]

Dear Guy Administering my drug test at work today-

You have a terrible sense of humor, a terrible haircut, and shitty job. I guess if you had more of a clue you probably wouldn't be handling cups of warm piss though, would you? Please just take my specimen and don't talk to me too much about it, ok?

it happens to be a great and not so easy job. Try looking past the warm piss dear, there are people actually doing a job that is important.

 

[naxalite0906]

With a player like Lahm you don't need a defense. 4-4-2, you got to play with your strengths, in this case, power.

The better team won, and thank fuck they did

Would of been a good acheivement if the Germans won, but not good for football. Especially with just scraping through against the turks. Fair play though, you did better than us.. We couldnt even make it there!

 

[naxalite0906]

Dear 1HF.... Dammit... your av's tease too much and it isn't fair!


Dear D,
I miss you. Its horrible not being close to you like we were last week. I had such a wonderful time and you made me feel like my old self again. I cannot describe how wonderful it was, but I hate not being that close now. Yes, it isn't far, but still too far for me not to miss you. Being able to feel so close to you. I just hope it can be soon.

 

[minx1]

Dear god/whoever is in charge,

The book I'm reading says its cool to ask you directly for something.
Something that I never did before a. because I never knew what I believed (I still don't) and b. because I thought it was selfish to ask for something personal; something just for me.
But it assures me that I have a part in this world; I am a citizen and that my happiness on even such a small scale could start to address some of the bigger stuff. It tells me I am a constituent and therefore I have a right to asked to be heard.
I kinda buy that concept.
So please with that in mind I want to ask for one thing. You know what it is and I don't have to write it here.
I love him.

Thankyou for hearing me.

a world member and delegate from Australia

Ps. I've not got to the end of of the book yet.....so this better be right *nods*

 

[kinkyknickers]

Dear Fuckface,

Lets get out of these so called "luxury" hotels and go and start a fine dinig restaurant and cook the food we want to cook. Not that shit the plebs want to eat. Sometimes it's not all about the money, sanity has to have a say occasionally.

KK.

 

[minx1]

Dear Fuckface,

Lets get out of these so called "luxury" hotels and go and start a fine dinig restaurant and cook the food we want to cook. Not that shit the plebs want to eat. Sometimes it's not all about the money, sanity has to have a say occasionally.

KK.

I love the word 'pleb'' *sighs*

 

[MelancholyBaby]

Dear Dr. S,

Please figure out what's wrong with her. I don't have much confidence in you considering what my sister told me about your pacemaker skills but I am hopeful that you will surprise me.

Oh and you seriously need some new office staff. Telling someone they will need to make an appointment when their condition is severe enough to warrant an inpatient admission to the telemetry floor just isn't acceptable.

Sincerely,
Mrs. M's granddaughter (not the one you hit on, the other one)

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

Dear social worker,

you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Untamed_Tygress]

Dear Self,

People dont change. Say it with me.
Good! Now learn to accept it.

~ Me