Dear X:

[satindesire]

Dear X,

I'm glad that you fired me, because now I can see why everyone at work hates your guts. Instead of being the odd (wo)man out, I'm now nodding my head in agreement everytime your godforsaken name shows up in conversation.

Even though 4 other girls got written up for doing the exact same thing, you fired me. ME, who was NEVER late, came in even if sick, always covered for lazy-ass people too hung over to work and stayed late to close everytime you asked me. ME, who had never gotten written up for anything.

Maybe you fired me because I was too good for you?

Maybe you fired me because I wouldn't flirt back.

I can tell you regret it when you see me around town. HAH.

 

[intothewoods]

Last night it wasn't Jesus.. but God you were calling out too!

Snort. Not bad, young grasshopper.

 

[nh23]

Dear Kitty,
Please indulge in my fantasies and take nakie pics of Bunny weekly for me to drool over.

Thank You,
Nicole

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Dear Kitty,
Please indulge in our fantasies and take nakie pics of Bunny weekly for a whole bunch of us to drool over.

Thank You,
Nicole

Fixed your typos.

 

[nh23]

Fixed your typos.

Lol..Thank You Sir.

 

[FurryFury]

Dear X,

Overbearing people just really piss me off. Run along now like a good little insecure fuck.

Thanks!

 

[EmpressFi]

Dear X,

Earlier today, I thought about wanting to write this.

You rude bitch. There really is no other name for you. You werent being an independant, assertive woman, you were being a bitch.

You called the help desk. Why did you sigh and (sound like you) rolled your eyes when I asked for your phone number? You called me, remember. If the line disconnects, I have no way reaching you again. Then you proceed to tell me that you're too "busy" to tell me what you need, but that you'll email it to me.. "And oh, yeah.. it's probably best if we only communicate via email...kay, thanks, bye." and then you hung up on me. Oh yeah.. I was in the helping mindset after that call.

When I emailed you, as you requested, to try and gain more information, was it really necessary to write back with, "Obviously, otherwise, I would have done this myself."? I worked all afternoon on doing what you wanted, and writing out instructions so I could call and walk you through doing what you wanted, only when I called, you so rudely informed me that you didnt want me to walk through it.. you wanted me to do it..and not to call you again until you'd told me via email that my work was satisfactory. My team leader pulls me off the phones so I can work on your bosses Outlook signature.. making sure I make the lines longer and remove extra spaces ... to make it look as professional as possible. Feeling the knot in my stomach grow as I know I'm going to have to walk you through all these changes I was making...or walk you through moving folders around Window Explorer. So I email you with my final product.. and those lines you told me to lengthen, you wanted back at their original length. In fact, every change that I made was at your request... and you rudely asked for me to change it back to the way it was when you first sent it to me.


You call the help desk .. for help. I do not understand why you think you have the right to treat me as if i were a piece of dog poop on your shoe simply because I am on the help desk. I may not do your job.. although sometimes I do..since I'm usually the ones designing the databases, designing the Excel forms and Word documents that you pass along to make yourself look brilliant... but I am the one you call when you cant find the "any" key. Would it have hurt you, impeded your day a little bit, to extend courtesy to someone else?

Though I must thank you. You were, in a round about way, responsible for one of my smiles. My team leader rarely gets upset, rarely has an unkind word to say about anyone..yet today, after deciding to take on your rudeness himself, was heard to say upon reading yet another email where you asked us to unmake a recently demanded change...."You know what.. I'm at the point that I dont care if she hates us. Who's the rudest consultant we have, let THEM deal with her from now on."

Beth

 

[Bi_Kitty]

If I had new ideas I woud. I enjoy taking pictures of her.

Dear Kitty,
Please indulge in my fantasies and take nakie pics of Bunny weekly for me to drool over.

Thank You,
Nicole

 

[intothewoods]

Dear X,

I don't know whether to laugh or throw up my hands in frustration.

You see, I don't do online. What we see here isn't reality. I understand that. I know that. So it's quite settled. I don't do online.

But I found myself intrigued. Yes, I'm somewhat easily intrigued these days, but still, intrigued. So I think, well, it's just an email. Nothing would really happen....unless it did...but it won't...unless it did...but no, no, it won't. It's just an email.

Only, and here's the funny part, you don't accept PMs. Great. Now I'm even more intrigued. I'd love to tell you all about it. But I can't. Because you don't accept PMs. I guess you don't do online either.

Kinda funny. Kinda frustrating.

I suppose I should get back to reality now.

Sincerely,
intothewoods

 

[Netzach]

Dear cat:

I know mommy is out of wet food. We will rectify that this evening.

In the meantime you still have dry yum yums. Why are you begging for blueberry scone?

 

[DeservingBitch]

Dear over-educated people,

If I didn't know that you are all very intelligent people, I'd think that you are all fucking stupid.

DB

 

[Quint]

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[Quint]

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[DeservingBitch]

The two aren't always mutually exclusive. There's actually quite a bit of overlap in my experience. (And often in my case!)

My point exactly. Fuck do I hate academics. Myself excluded.

 

[sexycaz22]

Dear X,

Thank you! Thank you!

For awarding me a PASS grade on my university course!

I was soo nervous in my exams, and after a hard 2 years' work and studying, it's finally all OVER!!

I am now looking forward to the graduation day and seeing my family there being so proud of me.

Thank you! Thank you!

Caz

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Dear X,

I don't know whether to laugh or throw up my hands in frustration.

You see, I don't do online. What we see here isn't reality. I understand that. I know that. So it's quite settled. I don't do online.

But I found myself intrigued. Yes, I'm somewhat easily intrigued these days, but still, intrigued. So I think, well, it's just an email. Nothing would really happen....unless it did...but it won't...unless it did...but no, no, it won't. It's just an email.

Only, and here's the funny part, you don't accept PMs. Great. Now I'm even more intrigued. I'd love to tell you all about it. But I can't. Because you don't accept PMs. I guess you don't do online either.

Kinda funny. Kinda frustrating.

I suppose I should get back to reality now.

Sincerely,
intothewoods

*Reaches in to coat pocket and sprinkles catnip for the poor kitty..*

Have you tried smoke signals, itw?

 

[HB1965]

Dear X,

Thank you! Thank you!

For awarding me a PASS grade on my university course!

I was soo nervous in my exams, and after a hard 2 years' work and studying, it's finally all OVER!!

I am now looking forward to the graduation day and seeing my family there being so proud of me.

Thank you! Thank you!

Caz

Congrats Caz! Wonderful news!

 

[Stegral]

dear X:
I am glad you have moved in with her.
I am glad you show her all the affection now.
I am glad I have nothing to hide anymore.
I am glad I saw you for the useless garbage you are.
I am glad I saw it before you got too tight a grip on my heart.
I am glad you left me wanting & needing after I satiated you.
I am glad I am able to simmer that anger to a boil...
I am glad the rumour has begun about you & her getting married...
I guess you have to solidify it all before she realizes just how much of a worthless player you actually are. It isn't my place to ruin what YOU seem to think is bliss...
I just laugh when I hear the guys telling me she isn't a prize & that you are an idiot for passing up on me... I say it was your choice... "he chose when I told him he couldn't move in, she let him, he took the easier path" & stood my ground...
A few guys gleaned the info outta me that you aren't even a 2 minute man & I was desperate..
I am glad I can turn the tables to make you look like the ass you are & not the slut you portrayed me as.

Dont even PONDER the fucking thought of charming me back when things go sour. you burned that bridge when you started telling people about "us" when you asked me to be quiet.
fuck off BOB... you are my latest regret.

 

[LittleJade]

Dear people I have to deal with on a daily basis:


You have a product that massively improves your quality of life. USE IT. Instead of sitting there grumbling about how you can't do this and can't do that, USE THE GODDAMNED PRODUCT, and you'll be able to do it.

FUCK!

 

[intothewoods]

*Reaches in to coat pocket and sprinkles catnip for the poor kitty..*

Have you tried smoke signals, itw?

Stop teasing me.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Stop teasing me.

No way.. it'll give you a chance to have someone rescue you..

 

[intothewoods]

No way.. it'll give you a chance to have someone rescue you..

Ahem. Sweetie? Not everyone has a thing for the damsel in distress.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Ahem. Sweetie? Not everyone has a thing for the damsel in distress.

Why don't you tell 'em about the Boy Scout merit badges, too!

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

Dear X,

Thank you! Thank you!

For awarding me a PASS grade on my university course!

I was soo nervous in my exams, and after a hard 2 years' work and studying, it's finally all OVER!!

I am now looking forward to the graduation day and seeing my family there being so proud of me.

Thank you! Thank you!

Caz

Congrats Caz

 

[MyAcacia]

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