fieryjen
Midnight Fairy
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- Mar 30, 2003
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Dear X,
Come and dance the tango with me.
LA
Dear X
I am so, so mad and upset. Where the hell is my support? I do so much for you and get fuck all in return and I'm sick of it.
Get this into your head. Your illness and my illness are JUST AS IMPORTANT AS ONE ANOTHER. I cannot keep up with being the fucking housewife and get better at the same time. Pick one, and if you pick the wrong one, get the fuck out of my house. I'm done.
If X doesn't show up...can I dance with you? You'll have to show me.

Dear X
I am so, so mad and upset. Where the hell is my support? I do so much for you and get fuck all in return and I'm sick of it.
Get this into your head. Your illness and my illness are JUST AS IMPORTANT AS ONE ANOTHER. I cannot keep up with being the fucking housewife and get better at the same time. Pick one, and if you pick the wrong one, get the fuck out of my house. I'm done.

Dear X:
There are times when I think it's absolutely pointless to attempt to flirt with you.
~ Imp a/k/a "the sure thing"
Dear M.,
Fuck off.
Dear J.,
You can also fuck off.
Dear Idiot from the Western District,
It actually is first come first served there. Seeing as how you do the exact same job I do, you should know that, and you should also know that WE ARE ALL UNDER THE SAME TYPES OF TIMETABLES. Don't be telling me that *I* have to wait, AFTER I've taken the keys, because YOU are in a hurry. Do you understand me?
Dear C.,
Believe it or not, the world does NOT revolve around you.
Dear W.,
Why do I feel like I'm doing my job AND half your job lately?
Dear Asshole from IDOT,
You're subject to all the same rules and laws of the road that I am; being an employee of IDOT does not absolve you of that responsibility. Had you actually dragged your trailer across the passenger side front quarter panel like I thought you were going to when you cut in front of me, the result would have been YOUR fault. And physically getting out of your truck while all traffic is being diverted onto the shoulder to scream at me just made your situation worse; I have your truck number and your license plate and I WILL be reporting you, is that clear?
Dear R.,
If you are in such a hurry, DON'T MOVE LIKE MOLASSES EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!! It really IS that simple! Oh, and learn how to follow directions, when we're told to do something a specific way, that really is the way it has to be done. You do not get to substitute or change anything simply because YOU don't like it.
Dear E.,
Everyone has a bad day. However, the next time you go off on everyone who works either with you or for you, there is going to be hell to pay. You do NOT have the right to take your stress out on all of us!
Dear Universe,
Go away and leave me be!!

- Clearly not Lit related -
Dear B,
How dare you try to talk me out of taking another job. Sure it would get me out from under your managerial influence, and put me in a different department where I could no longer be your go-to guy. I'm fine with that. If you haven't had the foresight to train other people up to my level of competency.... then fuck you... that makes you a pretty crappy manager, doesn't it?
You keep loading my position up with more crap, more duties, more paperwork; and increasing the penalties for not completing it or doing anything incorrectly. And... you were one of the decision makers to take away the last incentive I had to remain where I am - my nice shift (which hurts my pocketbook too might-I-add). So, with that said... you have only yourselves to blame. Either make it worth my while financially to stay put, or I'm outta here.
Fuck you and the white horse you think you ride. You're just another slick fucking manager who thinks only of what other people can do for you. You have shown me no fucking sympathy, or extended any thanks my way for bailing your ass out time after time - and now you want me to stay put to help you out.
ARGH!!!!! FUCK YOU!
* tiptoes to her very silently, then gives a very careful but tight hug *![]()
Dear People Who Always Mistakenly Think I've Watched The Show "House",
I haven't. And probably won't.
Kisses,
Bluey

