Dear X:

[Shakti_Dreamer]

Dear X,

You think too much. I'd like it if you could take the day off from your own mind. You truly deserve it.

Shakti

 

[fieryjen]

Dear Ms. B;

Grade school principal is not a career you can do from the comfort of your own home. Stop lying to everyone. Show up when you say you're going to be here and stop forcing us to cover for you and do your job for you. We're all getting quite tired of it.

Oh, and while I'm on the subject, quit following me around talking and smiling at me. It's beginning to creep me out.

Sincerely,

The library-lunch lady

Okay, she's a little, um...

I'd be on your side, is what I mean.

 

[glynndah]

Okay, she's a little, um...

I'd be on your side, is what I mean.

But on the plus side, she does give us something to talk about in the teachers' lounge.

 

[Tarakin]

Dear Universe:

I really did hope that there was a reason and a purpose to the past few years. I had hope for a while but things are worse now in pretty much every way. I don't know what to do. You need to give me something to hold on to. I can't function like this.

~ M

* gentle hugs *

 

[fieryjen]

Dear Mucinex,

why you gotta taste so deeeesgusting?

*blech*

Regards,

Jen

 

[kiten69]

Dear ex:

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/691/okayifyoudropdeadef4.gif

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Dear ex:

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/691/okayifyoudropdeadef4.gif

Imageshack doesn't like Literotica (I don't know why they care who is looking at it so long as they aren't hosting porn). You should get a photobucket account

 

[glynndah]

Dear Mucinex,

why you gotta taste so deeeesgusting?

*blech*

Regards,

Jen

Oh, isn't that the nastiest stuff? Ick!

 

[fieryjen]

Oh, isn't that the nastiest stuff? Ick!

Yes, definitely. I have huge trouble swallowing even tiny pills, and reurgitating this nasty thing over and over again isn't my idea of fun.

But I finally figured out a trick a few minutes ago - I encapsuled it in cream cheese before swallowing. I win!

 

[glynndah]

Yes, definitely. I have huge trouble swallowing even tiny pills, and reurgitating this nasty thing over and over again isn't my idea of fun.

But I finally figured out a trick a few minutes ago - I encapsuled it in cream cheese before swallowing. I win!

Good idea, but cheesecake would have been even better!

 

[fieryjen]

Good idea, but cheesecake would have been even better!

You're right. That reminds me, I'm making German cheesecake next week for my birthday!

*dreams*

 

[Gizzmotick]

Dear Mind/Body

Do you think you could have picked a better night to stay awake all night? I mean.. c'mon, right in the middle of my work week is NOT a good time for me to be staying up for 24 our 36 hours.

LET ME SLEEEP!

 

[Shakti_Dreamer]

Dear X,

Please come and take me away from all this noise. I want to walk in silence with you along the beach. I love you.

Shakti

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Dear fucking bitches,

You have no idea the damage you've done with your little games and your erroneous assumptions.
Is it fun for you to fuck with other peoples lives? Do you get some sick pleasure from it?
I swear by all that is holy and sacred, if something happens....I'm coming after you.
I will bring Hell with me on a leash and let it go.
Its not just pretty words.
You assume you know me? you don't.
I'm more dangerous than you think.

Paula.

 

[cloudy]

Dear fucking bitches,

You have no idea the damage you've done with your little games and your erroneous assumptions.
Is it fun for you to fuck with other peoples lives? Do you get some sick pleasure from it?
I swear by all that is holy and sacred, if something happens....I'm coming after you.
I will bring Hell with me on a leash and let it go.
Its not just pretty words.
You assume you know me? you don't.
I'm more dangerous than you think.

Paula.

Dear Abs,

I don't need a leash...I promise I'll behave on the plane.

love,

~Cloudy

 

[glynndah]

Dear Abs,

I don't need a leash...I promise I'll behave on the plane.

love,

~Cloudy

And if you really believe that...

 

[Tarakin]

Dear Abs,

I don't need a leash...I promise I'll behave on the plane.

love,

~Cloudy

You are able to do such things? I mean, without being bound right before the start? Amazing!

* runs, ducks and takes cover *

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Dear X,

I have slain the dragon of addiction. But, today, more than anything in the entire world, I want my drug. I want a big gigantic bottle filled with the pills I so love. Come to me, sweet oblivion, take away this pain.

LA

 

[MagicaPractica]

Dear X,

I have slain the dragon of addiction. But, today, more than anything in the entire world, I want my drug. I want a big gigantic bottle filled with the pills I so love. Come to me, sweet oblivion, take away this pain.

LA

 

[Tarakin]

Dear X,

I have slain the dragon of addiction. But, today, more than anything in the entire world, I want my drug. I want a big gigantic bottle filled with the pills I so love. Come to me, sweet oblivion, take away this pain.

LA

* Hugs *

 

[DesertPirate]

Dear X,

I have slain the dragon of addiction. But, today, more than anything in the entire world, I want my drug. I want a big gigantic bottle filled with the pills I so love. Come to me, sweet oblivion, take away this pain.

LA

*Hugs*

 

[jayce1066]

Dear X,

I'd say "expect a surprise", but if you are expecting it, it's not really a surprise, is it?

j

 

[impressive]

Dear Self:

If you have to shop on a Sunday, get your ass in gear before the devout get out of church and flock to Wal-Mart.

*kissykiss*

~ Imp

 

[Katyusha]

Dear W.,

Please don't have me working three hours past the end of my shift tomorrow too...

--Me

 

[impressive]

Dear "Bronco"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! You gotta be out of your fucking mind.

~ Imp