Dear X:

[scheherazade_79]

Dear M,

It pisses me off when you spend your working day sitting on your arse, dreaming up new tasks for me to get on with on top of my own workload. But I can handle it, because at the end of the day you're 100 miles away and I'm stubborn enough to draw up my own priorities and do stuff in my time.

But when I get MY admin assistant on the phone to me in floods of tears because you're deluging her with bullshit tasks and projects, it pisses me off.

Fair enough if you want to kill off your own staff, but you're sure as hell not killing off mine. Apart from anything else, this is a woman who has a fucking degree, and I'm not happy that she's doing tasks that, quite frankly, a fucking toilet attendant could do.

By the time you get back from lunch I'm afraid you won't have her there at your fingertips to hound anymore - because I sent her home, and told her to take tomorrow off if she's still feeling stressed.

I expect you and I will talk on the phone this afternoon. But just to warn you - I'm not backing down

K

 

[Guest]

Dear M,

It pisses me off when you spend your working day sitting on your arse, dreaming up new tasks for me to get on with on top of my own workload. But I can handle it, because at the end of the day you're 100 miles away and I'm stubborn enough to draw up my own priorities and do stuff in my time.

But when I get MY admin assistant on the phone to me in floods of tears because you're deluging her with bullshit tasks and projects, it pisses me off.

Fair enough if you want to kill off your own staff, but you're sure as hell not killing off mine. Apart from anything else, this is a woman who has a fucking degree, and I'm not happy that she's doing tasks that, quite frankly, a fucking toilet attendant could do.

By the time you get back from lunch I'm afraid you won't have her there at your fingertips to hound anymore - because I sent her home, and told her to take tomorrow off if she's still feeling stressed.

I expect you and I will talk on the phone this afternoon. But just to warn you - I'm not backing down

K

domme zade is out for good

 

[scheherazade_79]

domme zade is out for good

Get out and stay out

I eat women like her for breakfast

 

[Guest]

Get out and stay out

I eat women like her for breakfast

i remember

 

[scheherazade_79]

i remember

I'm hungry these days too...

 

[Tarakin]

dear daddy

I miss you something rotten today
I miss walking to the shop and sitting while you weld
I miss you looking after me and telling me the world couldn't do without me
I miss the smell of those cigars that you used to smoke later on
I miss having you teach me how to fix the u-joint in the truck when it fell out
I miss you putting me up in the semi to get it unstuck even though I didnt know how to drive it and then telling people it took a little bitty girl to get it unstuck
I miss our camping trips
I miss going out on the snowmobiles
I miss you coming home from hunting and letting me watch you skin the deer
I miss you bringing us out to help you with the logging trucks
I miss you telling people I went to Timbuktu when I went to italy to work for the summer


Dear universe...you can fuck off today for making remember

* Hugs *

 

[Just-Legal]

dear daddy

I miss you something rotten today
I miss walking to the shop and sitting while you weld
I miss you looking after me and telling me the world couldn't do without me
I miss the smell of those cigars that you used to smoke later on
I miss having you teach me how to fix the u-joint in the truck when it fell out
I miss you putting me up in the semi to get it unstuck even though I didnt know how to drive it and then telling people it took a little bitty girl to get it unstuck
I miss our camping trips
I miss going out on the snowmobiles
I miss you coming home from hunting and letting me watch you skin the deer
I miss you bringing us out to help you with the logging trucks
I miss you telling people I went to Timbuktu when I went to italy to work for the summer


Dear universe...you can fuck off today for making remember

Dearest Chant

*hugs*

Loves you.

 

[trysail]

Dear Jelena Jankovic,

I'll pay you five trillion-gabillion-quintillion-squidillion in hard currency (hugs, duh) if you win against Serena.
Seriously. Let's do this thing.
Love,
Bluebell

Dear Bluebell,
PM me and I'll give you wire transfer instructions. If it's all the same to you, Swiss francs would be lovely.

Thanks for your support and encouragement.

Your pal,
Jalena

P.S., since I'm in the midst of making a budget for 2008, it'd be extremely helpful if you could tell me exactly how many zeroes there are in a trillion-gabillion-quintillion-squidillion?

 

[sutherngent985]

P.S., since I'm in the midst of making a budget for 2008, it'd be extremely helpful if you could tell me exactly how many zeroes there are in a trillion-gabillion-quintillion-squidillion?

I heard somewhere its a 1 followed by something like 100 zeros

 

[bluebell]

Dear Trysail,

You're a goober.

Squishoidally yours,

Me

-----

Dear Jelena,

If the francs aren't there by tomorrow, I'd contact Trysail.

,

Bluebell

 

[Just-Legal]

Dear Trysail and Belle:

Dont ya mean Euros?

--

Dear Planning Dept:

Authorise the fucking shift change or things will get worse. And you won't like my Dr when she's pissed off.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Dear ---------:

Thanks for the call on my birthday. Not.

 

[Just-Legal]

Dear Boss:

Wow. That was unexpected. You rock

 

[bluebell]

To my Flufflet,

Loves and squeeshes, and happy thoughts.

And as far as the Euros go, yup- that's what I meant...totally...



Muchly,

Me

 

[CeriseNoire]

To my Flufflet,

Loves and squeeshes, and happy thoughts.

And as far as the Euros go, yup- that's what I meant...totally...



Muchly,

Me

Actually you were correct the first time, Switzerland does not use the euro; they still use the Swiss franc.

 

[Guest]

Well, well. Very interesting.

You can fool some of the people and for a little while. But I wonder how long you can hide your true nature beneath the pretend congeniality?

At any rate, it isn't my concern. But it is an amusing observation.

 

[bluebell]

Apparently I pay no attention to the validity of what I post

Actually you were correct the first time, Switzerland does not use the euro; they still use the Swiss franc.

Thanks, Cerise.

I think at this point I'm going to consider my knowledge on the subject nil, wish that I could turn back time and type "currency" instead, and just generally shut my mouth. Or rather, my fingers.
You see, this is why I'm not in charge of Important things. Because they're Important.

 

[Guest]

Thanks, Cerise.

I think at this point I'm going to consider my knowledge on the subject nil, wish that I could turn back time and type "currency" instead, and just generally shut my mouth. Or rather, my fingers.
You see, this is why I'm not in charge of Important things. Because they're Important.

Come sit down on my, er, next to me and tell me all about it.

 

[bluebell]

Come sit down on my, er, next to me and tell me all about it.

*flying leap*

So, missy, how many different ways can you purr?

 

[Guest]

*flying leap*

So, missy, how many different ways can you purr?

Let's find out together.

 

[CeriseNoire]

Thanks, Cerise.

I think at this point I'm going to consider my knowledge on the subject nil, wish that I could turn back time and type "currency" instead, and just generally shut my mouth. Or rather, my fingers.
You see, this is why I'm not in charge of Important things. Because they're Important.

You're welcome No big deal really.

Honestly, I doubt I would have known that if I didn't have a particular interest in that country.
----

Dear Car,

I treat you well, I take you in for maintenance regularly, I don't abuse you. Can you tell me why it is that there must be something wrong with you every other time that I take you in?

Sincerely,
Cerise

 

[SimpleGifts]

Please ignore this

 

[Vermilion]

Dear Nurse Laura with the pink stripey socks

I can't thank you enough. your kindness, understanding and bending of the rules got me through one of the most horrid experiences of recent years. I hope lovely lovelt things happen for you in karmic return.

Yiu restore my faith in some parts of the NHS at least
xxxxxxxxxxx
Thw crying girl

 

[rgraham666]

Dear game designers:

Here are things you should never do.

Do not ever pull the "If you don't mind, I'll just kill you now and then get on with some shouting." ploy. I barely had time to go, "Oh shit!"

Do not make the computer players in my party really stupid. I told them three times, "Concentrate on the boss. He's the danger. Use special abilities." They didn't and now we're all dead.

I play games for fun. When you do the above things, games are not fun. And if you don't stop doing things like that I will perform real life versions of the above actions on you. No one will mind.

 

[Just-Legal]

Dear game designers:

Here are things you should never do.

Do not ever pull the "If you don't mind, I'll just kill you now and then get on with some shouting." ploy. I barely had time to go, "Oh shit!"

Do not make the computer players in my party really stupid. I told them three times, "Concentrate on the boss. He's the danger. Use special abilities." They didn't and now we're all dead.

I play games for fun. When you do the above things, games are not fun. And if you don't stop doing things like that I will perform real life versions of the above actions on you. No one will mind.

Go on, which game was that.

Its worse when real people do it, trust me.

"Don't hit that one hit the boss. THE BOSS! Damnit now I'm dead..."