Dear X:

[scheherazade_79]

Dear M,

Yes, that's right - I have gained weight. And if you follow through with your threat of flying out here, then I'll have no option but to get really fat and just sit on you as soon as you land.

Zade

 

[carsonshepherd]

Dear you,

Once again, you plan a dinner party and then take off and leave me to cook it all. I'll do the slaw and the tabbouleh, but I'm not cleaning up the house. They're your friends. If you don't care, then neither do I. Oh - and I'm not doing the dishes either.

Me.

 

[Vermilion]

Dear Diet,

Well, I guess I showed you...
<groans>
x
V

 

[Edge23]

Dear Bunny,

I KNOW that this job is hard and that, as an 'artistic type,' you aren't exactly well suited for it, but YOU are the one who chose to work here. I'm sorry that you and your girlfriend aren't going to get to take a few days off before school starts, but you could have talked to the boss before a week ago to get time off and I'm sorry that you couldn't make it to your doctor's appointment, but you know, you could think ahead on occasion. You've known when your appointment was for a month and, last time I checked, they gave you a schedule of when school ended and everything at the beginning of the semester. That gave you a month on one and four months on the other, and yet you wait until LAST WEDNESDAY to ask for time off for both.
And by the way? You KNOW that I am your boss in title only and that I have no real authority, not to mention that The Big Boss is twice my size, so there's no WAY I could imtimidate him into ANY thing. So, if you have a problem with WHEN you get your raise, how about talking to him, but without the attitude, because BAH GAWD, I'm about to slap the taste outcha mouth! You bitch at me one more time and I swear that I'll smack you so hard, you'll have to back up twenty paces to put yer head back on.
And if you're going to quit, just quit already. Don't wait until we find more people. We will cope without you, regardless of what you think. The Big Boss and I can more than handle things until we get new people. Not to mention that we still have Fox. At least for now. Plus, my boy Shark may be coming on board, so honestly, get the Hell out before one of us kills you. Please.

Sincerely,

Rat.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Kids,

I'm sorry I can't afford the things you want or need. I can't even give you hot water. I'm sorry you got stuck with such a mom.
I promise it won't be like this much longer. Things will change. I promise, I'll fix things soon.
I just need time.

Mom.

Dear Abs...

They love you; we love you; I love you.



Your friendly neighborhood RedHairedGirl.

 

[SensualCealy]

Dear Kids,

I'm sorry I can't afford the things you want or need. I can't even give you hot water. I'm sorry you got stuck with such a mom.
I promise it won't be like this much longer. Things will change. I promise, I'll fix things soon.
I just need time.

Mom.

Our kids love us no matter what, and trust me, they soon realize that they dont need all the stuff other kids have until they are much much older. And then its not a case of need its a case of want!

Your kids will grow up strong and grounded going through this, trust me, mine are going through it too!
PM me anytime lovely!
C

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Dear Miss Bitchy Representative,

People like you are why I wish that I had never taken that loan. I would and will repay it in time, as I repay all debts in time. But you have to be impatient and judgmental, not to mention ignorant. Let that be a lesson. Never use loans to go to college. It's not like I am truly defaulting. It's that I can't repay it yet, all at once. I'm not Donald Trump here. If I was, I wouldn't have gotten the loan in the first place. Trust me, I will see to it that you lose a lot of business from naive, would-be clients by word of mouth. This repayment will cost you more than its worth, since you lack patience and understanding of your fellow man. Clearly, you've never been in my shoes. I hope for your sake that you never are. But you're going to cost your company a shitload of money. Just remember that.

Disgruntled Former Borrower

P.S. I love my parents, but this is one case where I wish that I hadn't listened to their advice. This was their idea, to borrow from you.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Spouse. . .

I'm tired of trying to make you see and the conversations that end in tears. I'm tired of crying. I'm tired of feeling selfish for putting my needs first. I'm tired of the same ol' story.

I have a job now... yeah, it's not going to pay me much. I'll still have to depend on you for a bit longer. I don't want that. I know you do. I know you are relishing in the fact that I won't be able to save up enough funds to leave faster than I hoped. But. . .I will save it up.

Please take off your rose-colored glasses and see the path I'm taking only has you as a companion to our kids life, not mine.

From Me. . .

 

[deathlynx]

Dear Red...

Strength and love to you hun!!! You can do it!

Kibby

 

[buxxxom]

Dear Optometrist,

I need new glasses. These need to be special glasses, not similar to the ones I wear now. These glasses need to be able to let me see my own problems through someone else's viewpoint. I don't seem to have any problems coming up with the answer to everyone else's problems and I'm usually right about them, but I'm helpless, it seems, to hunt for the right solution to my own. Everything I do compounds itself, creating a snowball down the mountain effect. So, optometrist, let me get a glimpse of the big picture, not just the view from where I'm standing.

Dear Universe,

See these covers? I'm pulling them over my head, hoping it'll all go away.

What was it that Scarlett O'Hara said, "After all, tomorrow is another day." Please don't let tomorrow be like the last few weeks of todays. Enough already.

 

[Vermilion]

Dear Optometrist,

I need new glasses. These need to be special glasses, not similar to the ones I wear now. These glasses need to be able to let me see my own problems through someone else's viewpoint. I don't seem to have any problems coming up with the answer to everyone else's problems and I'm usually right about them, but I'm helpless, it seems, to hunt for the right solution to my own. Everything I do compounds itself, creating a snowball down the mountain effect. So, optometrist, let me get a glimpse of the big picture, not just the view from where I'm standing.

Dear Universe,

See these covers? I'm pulling them over my head, hoping it'll all go away.

What was it that Scarlett O'Hara said, "After all, tomorrow is another day." Please don't let tomorrow be like the last few weeks of todays. Enough already.

Dear Buxxxom,

Should you fail to receive a reply from your optometrist, may I recommend talking to your podiatrist to see if, perhaps, he could provide you with someone else's shoes in which you could walk a mile.

I hear this solves all problems because by the time they realise you're already a mile away *and* you have their shoes...


x
V

 

[galaxygoddess]

dear moron:

I know the child labor laws clearly state you have to be over the age of 15, and at a certain point have a work permit. that being said I'm sure you are at least 15 years old, but I'm sure you are much older than that.

That also being said, I'm sure you've had some measure of schooling, and hopefully a bit of math. Sadly, I think you need a refresher course.

My total was $2.06, I handed you $5.06, my change was NOT $2.94. I'm annoyed that I didn't notice it until after I moved, but I'm more infuriated by our schools lack of ability to teach you what you just screwed up.

I'm sure you punched the little buttons on the register as $5 and didn't key the .06 right, but your little brain should have told you that I gave you exact change and you should have either returned my nickel and penny, or (like I wanted in the first place) given me three $1 bills.

It would have at least saved you the trouble of having to count out .94. Please, do yourself a favor and go back to school.

signed,

annoyed.

 

[bluebell]

Tiddler?! Lox?!

Dear Mils,

Could you be any cuter?
Like, seriously.

-Bluebell

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Dear didi,

Has Rosa begun already? isnt it a bit early? i ask only because i beleive my mamiji is fasting? :S i thought Ramzan wasn't untilll late september early october? *confused*

Neways, you're the best person to ask, so here i am, asking

 

[Vermilion]

Dear Mils,

Could you be any cuter?
Like, seriously.

-Bluebell

Dear Bluebell,
<flutters eyelashes coyly>

Probably...


x
Mils

 

[Vermilion]

Dear Self,

You missed the 4,000 post mark?
You didn;t notice until you were 64 posts past it?
What planet are you *on*?
x
V

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Dear Self,

You missed the 4,000 post mark?
You didn;t notice until you were 64 posts past it?
What planet are you *on*?
x
V

Dear Mils,

Same planet as me darlin Someone had to actually say something about my numbers of posts before I even noticed.

xx

chants

 

[Vermilion]

Dear Chantilly and Zade

Everywhere I go this morning, you've been there before me - why are you both so chatty today?

x
V

 

[scheherazade_79]

Dear Chantilly and Zade

Everywhere I go this morning, you've been there before me - why are you both so chatty today?

x
V

Dear Mils,

Chatty because I've been quiet on Lit recently, and I'm compensating. Plus... You know how different groups dominate the AH at different times, before fading away and then another group becomes the dominant group?

It's kind of happened with mine. My friends are vanishing, so I feel the need to shout twice as loud, otherwise I'll just fade into obscurity...

Zade
xxx

 

[Vermilion]

Dear Mils,

Chatty because I've been quiet on Lit recently, and I'm compensating. Plus... You know how different groups dominate the AH at different times, before fading away and then another group becomes the dominant group?

It's kind of happened with mine. My friends are vanishing, so I feel the need to shout twice as loud, otherwise I'll just fade into obscurity...

Zade
xxx

Dear Zade,
You can be in my gang...

x
V

 

[scheherazade_79]

Dear Zade,
You can be in my gang...

x
V

Dear Mils,

Thank you Dunnow if I can be in any more gangs, though. It's like Abba - everything's great for a while, then everyone starts dating or getting sexually involved with everyone else, then they fall apart.



I think I'll just have to go solo from now on.

Zade
xxx

 

[Vermilion]

Dear Mils,

Thank you Dunnow if I can be in any more gangs, though. It's like Abba - everything's great for a while, then everyone starts dating or getting sexually involved with everyone else, then they fall apart.



I think I'll just have to go solo from now on.

Zade
xxx

Dear Zade,

Well... most of the people in my gang are spoken for with people outside the gang, so we should be safe from that kind of incestual partnering, though I totally know what you mean.

C'mon, Chantilly you already know...

x
V

 

[scheherazade_79]

Dear Zade,

Well... most of the people in my gang are spoken for with people outside the gang, so we should be safe from that kind of incestual partnering, though I totally know what you mean.

C'mon, Chantilly you already know...

x
V

Dear Vermilion,

I've turned into the Littlest Hobo At the end of every episode there's always a nice little group of people who want to adopt me. And I look wistfully over my shoulder... and keep roaming.

The Littlest Hobo always used to make me cry. I never thought I'd turn into him...

Zade
xxx

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Dear Vermilion,

I've turned into the Littlest Hobo At the end of every episode there's always a nice little group of people who want to adopt me. And I look wistfully over my shoulder... and keep roaming.

The Littlest Hobo always used to make me cry. I never thought I'd turn into him...

Zade
xxx

dear zade,

darlin you can never be the littlest hobo...you are the show Though I'm with you I dont really fit in any gangs either. I just flit briefly in the circles before flitting back out. I'll be the butterfly that tickles everyones cheeks every now and again.

xx chants

~~~

dear mils,

not sure what I should know anymore...i'm chatty cos I'm hyper and trying to stay an adult before I go to constantly chattering in toddler language

xx

 

[scheherazade_79]

dear zade,

darlin you can never be the littlest hobo...you are the show Though I'm with you I dont really fit in any gangs either. I just flit briefly in the circles before flitting back out. I'll be the butterfly that tickles everyones cheeks every now and again.

xx chants