Dear X:

Ok Bitch
How dare you come over here and tell me my daughter is in the wrong and I have to pay half. Duh as if i didn't know. But what about your fucking son.
Let my daughter take all the blame while you hide you and yours inside? Fuck you!
You come and stick your nose in when it suits you, but as soon as they are at it again you run skittering.
Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you!!!!


To the Vandalised

Yes I know my daughter is at fault. Yes I know we have to pay damages.
Yes we talked about this. Now who gave you the fucking right to pull my daughter aside and scream at her? No one. You do it again I will get in your face again. Got that? My daughter my responsibilty to rant and rave at her is I so choose not yours.
BTW I do not appreciate that you singled my daughter out exclusively. I fully admit she was in the wrong. But you and I both know who the fucking ringleader was so why not go off at that little bastard? I know you're more scared of his mother?
Well guess what I reacted and you backed down... So I guess you have learnt not to cross me either.

To My Daughter.

How could you. I am sad disappointed and disgusted at your behaviour.
You had to know what you were doing was wrong. So why the fuck did you do???
I don't know just does not cut it.
I am so fucking angry at this whole fucking mess.

To the Adults

Act like fucking adults with some maturity and lets work this out as fucking adults please. I accept my daughter did something wrong. I agree that I have to pay half the repairs(very magnanamous of me considering how little we know she actually did), now fucking work out what needs to be done and lets get it over with!!!!
One seriously pissed off woman
Cinn
 
Dear .....,

Thank you so so much for what you did for me this morning...
You give me another reason to love you more and more each day...
It's not that I love you because of what you do for me, but I love you for caring enough to do something for me.
I love you very very much. :kiss:

Aditya.
 
Adi87 said:
Dear .....,

Thank you so so much for what you did for me this morning...
You give me another reason to love you more and more each day...
It's not that I love you because of what you do for me, but I love you for caring enough to do something for me.
I love you very very much. :kiss:

Aditya.

Awwww! :rose:
 
Dear A,

If you had told me that 3 years ago, I would have been utterly happy, but you didn't. And if you had decided to not tell me then, you shouldn't have told me now. Some memories are not meant to be stirred up, and some scars are not meant to be re-opened.

Now you've had me all confused and uncertain, in a time when I really should not. I wish you could have just left me alone.

L.

~~~

Dear H,

WTF were you thinking? "I did it because I care for you," you said. Well, your care will not brighten up anything, instead, it's got my head all messed up and spinning right now. You really, really, should have kept your mouth shut and not interfered with my personal life.

Your pissed off friend,
L.
 
FatDino said:
Dear A,

If you had told me that 3 years ago, I would have been utterly happy, but you didn't. And if you had decided to not tell me then, you shouldn't have told me now. Some memories are not meant to be stirred up, and some scars are not meant to be re-opened.

Now you've had me all confused and uncertain, in a time when I really should not. I wish you could have just left me alone.

L.

~~~

Dear H,

WTF were you thinking? "I did it because I care for you," you said. Well, your care will not brighten up anything, instead, it's got my head all messed up and spinning right now. You really, really, should have kept your mouth shut and not interfered with my personal life.

Your pissed off friend,
L.
Dear L,
*hugs*
come on msn :kiss: :rose: :heart:

C
 
Dear Mum:

These are happy tears. So very happy tears. How did you know? How did you know this was what we needed? More than a holiday, more than being told it was okay to be like I have been, more than... than anything.

And its perfect. Its beautiful. Ok, so the windows need work and the roof will probably need doing at some time in the next five years. And yes, we have to pay rent. But we're paying YOU rent, investing in something that in ten to fifteen years will pay off. Thank the Lord for Buy-to-Let mortgages.

I can't thank you enough. Yes, I know, don't get my hopes up. Still have to sort the mortgage, etc. But you've given me light when I was drowning in darkness.

A home.

I love you so, so much.

H
 
Dear Mother Fucker M.D.,

Do you see this mother fucking knife? Do you know what I could do with this mother fucking knife?! I can mother fuck you up, that's what I can mother fucking do! Now I don't want to hear anymore mother fucking excuses out of your mother fucking mouth. You do your mother fucking job, you fix her up, and you send her on her mother fucking way. And if you don't think I won't be standing outside that mother fucking operating room waiting for you, your mother fucking ass has got another mother fucking thing coming. I will be watching.

And I swear to mother fucking God, our mother fucking Father who art in mother fucking Heaven, HOLLOWED BY THY MOTHER FUCKING NAME, IF I SEE ANY MOTHER FUCKER DRAG ASS, SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE!

MOTHER FUCKER!
 
Lee Chambers said:
Dear Mother Fucker M.D.,

Do you see this mother fucking knife? Do you know what I could do with this mother fucking knife?! I can mother fuck you up, that's what I can mother fucking do! Now I don't want to hear anymore mother fucking excuses out of your mother fucking mouth. You do your mother fucking job, you fix her up, and you send her on her mother fucking way. And if you don't think I won't be standing outside that mother fucking operating room waiting for you, your mother fucking ass has got another mother fucking thing coming. I will be watching.

And I swear to mother fucking God, our mother fucking Father who art in mother fucking Heaven, HOLLOWED BY THY MOTHER FUCKING NAME, IF I SEE ANY MOTHER FUCKER DRAG ASS, SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE!

MOTHER FUCKER!

Lee, what the hell? Is everything ok? Ok obviously not but still...
 
Just-Legal said:
Dear Mum:

These are happy tears. So very happy tears. How did you know? How did you know this was what we needed? More than a holiday, more than being told it was okay to be like I have been, more than... than anything.

And its perfect. Its beautiful. Ok, so the windows need work and the roof will probably need doing at some time in the next five years. And yes, we have to pay rent. But we're paying YOU rent, investing in something that in ten to fifteen years will pay off. Thank the Lord for Buy-to-Let mortgages.

I can't thank you enough. Yes, I know, don't get my hopes up. Still have to sort the mortgage, etc. But you've given me light when I was drowning in darkness.

A home.

I love you so, so much.

H
Congrats JL...I hope everything works out for you. :rose:
 
sutherngent985 said:
Congrats JL...I hope everything works out for you. :rose:

Thank you :)

Nothing is confirmed yet, and I'm firmly squishing anything but a ray of hope until it is but... damn. It'd be perfect, and exactly what myself and the fiancé need...
 
Dear X,

You spent the last year training me not to call you. I reckon it finally worked.

j
 
Dear :kiss:

I wish you luck tonight and wish I were there to watch you strut your stuff, support you in person, and simply enjoy knowing that I know you like I do. :kiss:

Since I can't be with you in the physical sense, I'm sending all my thoughts to you and hopefully you'll feel them hovering about and grinning wide in want. ;) :kiss:

From :kiss:
 
TxRad said:
Dear Bluebell

Download and install Firefox and use it instead of Internet Exploiter.... The world is a happier place with Mozilla.....
tickledkitty said:
Dear Bluebell,

I feel your pain. It's happened to us all.

Hugs. :rose:
Dear Big Bad Rad and Little Pink Kittypaws,

Thanks for the advice and hugs.
I will now instill the mantra: "Firefox good, Internet Explorer bad."

-Blue

P.S.- I hope you don't mind my nicknames. I can't help them, they just come jumping out of me.
-----

Dear work,

Is there any way we could strike a deal where I just don't go to you tomorrow?
Or the next day?
Or the day after that?

-----
Dear JL,

Hearts, giggles, rainbows and hugs for you, dear girl!
Here's hoping it sticks. :rose:

-----
Dear Barbeque sauce,

I'm sorry to tell you this, but I just don't like you all that much.
For this, I know I shall be ridiculed.
So be it.
 
bluebell7 said:
Dear Big Bad Rad and Little Pink Kittypaws,

Thanks for the advice and hugs.
I will now instill the mantra: "Firefox good, Internet Explorer bad."

-Blue

P.S.- I hope you don't mind my nicknames. I can't help them, they just come jumping out of me.
-----

Dear work,

Is there any way we could strike a deal where I just don't go to you tomorrow?
Or the next day?
Or the day after that?

-----
Dear JL,

Hearts, giggles, rainbows and hugs for you, dear girl!
Here's hoping it sticks. :rose:

-----
Dear Barbeque sauce,

I'm sorry to tell you this, but I just don't like you all that much.
For this, I know I shall be ridiculed.
So be it.

Dear Bluebell:

I think they're cute but I dread to think what mine would be. I especially love "Little Pink Kittypaws". I also appreciate the package of hearts, giggles, rainbows and hugs.

Especially the hugs. Can I request some more?

J-L

PS: Now I wanna show the house off...

EDIT: I have a cunning plan... *said in best Blackadder voice*


FEATURES

* Brick built 3 bedroom semi-detached house
* Gas central heating
* UPVC double glazing
* Gardens to front & rear
* Conveniently placed for all amenities

* No chain

DESCRIPTION
Ideal for the first time buyer or family purchaser is this brick built 3 bedroom end terrace house. Situated in this convenient location close to local amenities and with easy access to all local centres and to the motorway network. Offering good sized accommodation throughout, the property has the usual requirements of gas central heating and uPVC double glazing. The internal accommodation briefly comprises: entrance hall, lounge, kitchen, rear hall with cloakroom off, first floor landing, 3 good sized bedrooms and family bathroom. Outside there are gardens to the front and rear.

Entrance Hall
With stairs leading to the first floor and having a uPVC door with stained glazed panel leading out to the front of the property.

Lounge 17' 7" into alcove x 13' 1" ( 5.36m into alcove x 3.99m )
Having a timber fire surround with glass display units and tiled hearth housing a coal effect gas fire and with ceiling coving.


Kitchen 14' 6" x 8' 2" ( 4.42m x 2.49m )
Having a comprehensive range of modern units to both high and low level incorporating a built-in double electric oven and with spaces for appliances and plumbing for a washing machine. Set within the roll edge worktops there is a one and a half bowl sink unit and 4rin electric hob with feature extractor hood over. With useful walk-in storage cupboard and ceiling coving.


Rear Hall
With uPVC/glazed door leading out to the rear garden.

Cloakroom
With low level WC.

First Floor Landing
Having access loft.

Front Bedroom 12' 1" x 11' 4" ( 3.68m x 3.45m )



Rear Bedroom 12' 2" x 10' 2" ( 3.71m x 3.10m )



Rear Bedroom 8' 5" x 8' 3" ( 2.57m x 2.51m )



Family Bathroom 9' 11" x 8' 5" ( 3.02m x 2.57m )
Having a 4piece white suite comprising of a bath, shower cubicle, low level WC and wash hand basin. There is full tiling to the walls and a built-in storage cupboard.


Outside
To the front of the property there is a low brick boundary wall and beyond a lawned garden. A paved path and steps lead to the front entrance door and a path leads down the side of the property to the rear garden. At the rear there is a good sized garden laid to lawn.
 
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May she wank in peace

J-L,

Oooh! *claps hands*
It's really lovely!

And, *hugs* *hugs* *hugs*!

So, the built-in storage cupboard...a possible place to store, er, stuff your sister when she comes to visit, eh? ;)

:rose:

-B

(I wouldn't worry about the nickname. If you happened to hate what bubbled out of me I would cease immediately. Toes are all very well and good until they get trodden on.)
 
bluebell7 said:
J-L,

Oooh! *claps hands*
It's really lovely!

And, *hugs* *hugs* *hugs*!

So, the built-in storage cupboard...a possible place to store, er, stuff your sister when she comes to visit, eh? ;)

:rose:

-B

(I wouldn't worry about the nickname. If you happened to hate what bubbled out of me I would cease immediately. Toes are all very well and good until they get trodden on.)

Ironing board. Its ALWAYS the ironing board that ends up in there. And who says my sister can come visit? *glares at her* She's been rather... quiet on the subject.

Viewing this week. *bounce* Excited!!

PS: I wanna know what my nickname is now. Hehe

EDIT: Thats a *real* fire by the way...
 
Dear T-

I'm sorry, baby. I know you were scared, and you didn't understand what was happening. It broke our hearts to see you struggle. I hope you knew how much we loved you and how difficult it was to learn that the kindest thing we could do for you was to let you go. You were with us nine years, some of which weren't good because of your previous experiences with humans, and the last few months were torturous because of your poor health. You were worth every moment. You became a good dog, and we'll miss you every day. So will B - she's been looking for you.
***

Dear B-

I think you knew that T was very ill. At the least, you knew that taunting him wasn't working anymore because he had difficulty seeing you, and he couldn't hear your tinkling ID tags. I'm sure you noticed he had stopped hounding you (sorry for the pun) when you least expected it, and that his breathing was labored. I know you realized this because you stopped batting him about the face playfully, and you sometimes stopped to touch noses with him. You had a nice inter-species family dynamic going on. I have to put his things away today, because he's not coming home. I can't bear to look at his things, and I don't want to confuse you. I promise to cuddle you even more than I have over the last 14 years. The vet even recommended tuna, which might not make you forget T, but it will most definitely distract you. Hang in there, Sweetcheeks.
***

Dear hubby,

I think that being emotional can occur outside of PMS. In fact I'm sure of it. You just happened to be an ass on the day I got my period. Your misogynistic assessment of my reaction to the dog's death and your insulting behavior that contributed (caused?) my bitchiness was not helpful. Lay off.
***
***
 
JustBarelyLegal said:
Ironing board. Its ALWAYS the ironing board that ends up in there. And who says my sister can come visit? *glares at her* She's been rather... quiet on the subject.

Viewing this week. *bounce* Excited!!

PS: I wanna know what my nickname is now. Hehe

EDIT: Thats a *real* fire by the way...

Congrats on the home! I hope everything goes well. :)
 
Dear X,

I am so through! And you know what? It feels so damn good to be free of all the weight that you put on my shoulders for the last couple of years. I feel 230 lbs lighter.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Oh, and by the way, your family knows the truth. I've already talked with them and it seems that they've come to the same conclusion as I did: they don't need that millstone around their necks. Plus, they thought it was as funny as I did. The moccasin grapevine will take care of making sure everyone else knows the truth, too.

Have a good life.

I'm free!

~ Cloudy
 
cloudy said:
Dear X,

I am so through! And you know what? It feels so damn good to be free of all the weight that you put on my shoulders for the last couple of years. I feel 230 lbs lighter.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Oh, and by the way, your family knows the truth. I've already talked with them and it seems that they've come to the same conclusion as I did: they don't need that millstone around their necks. Plus, they thought it was as funny as I did. The moccasin grapevine will take care of making sure everyone else knows the truth, too.

Have a good life.

I'm free!

~ Cloudy

:heart:
 
Dear self:

one of these days I'll stop lying to you. I promise.

No, that's not another empty lie...

me
 
cloudy said:
Dear X,

I am so through! And you know what? It feels so damn good to be free of all the weight that you put on my shoulders for the last couple of years. I feel 230 lbs lighter.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Oh, and by the way, your family knows the truth. I've already talked with them and it seems that they've come to the same conclusion as I did: they don't need that millstone around their necks. Plus, they thought it was as funny as I did. The moccasin grapevine will take care of making sure everyone else knows the truth, too.

Have a good life.

I'm free!

~ Cloudy

:D :nana: :rose:
 
cloudy said:
Dear X,

I am so through! And you know what? It feels so damn good to be free of all the weight that you put on my shoulders for the last couple of years. I feel 230 lbs lighter.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Oh, and by the way, your family knows the truth. I've already talked with them and it seems that they've come to the same conclusion as I did: they don't need that millstone around their necks. Plus, they thought it was as funny as I did. The moccasin grapevine will take care of making sure everyone else knows the truth, too.

Have a good life.

I'm free!

~ Cloudy

:heart:
 
TitilateMe said:
Dear T-

I'm sorry, baby. I know you were scared, and you didn't understand what was happening. It broke our hearts to see you struggle. I hope you knew how much we loved you and how difficult it was to learn that the kindest thing we could do for you was to let you go. You were with us nine years, some of which weren't good because of your previous experiences with humans, and the last few months were torturous because of your poor health. You were worth every moment. You became a good dog, and we'll miss you every day. So will B - she's been looking for you.
***

Dear B-

I think you knew that T was very ill. At the least, you knew that taunting him wasn't working anymore because he had difficulty seeing you, and he couldn't hear your tinkling ID tags. I'm sure you noticed he had stopped hounding you (sorry for the pun) when you least expected it, and that his breathing was labored. I know you realized this because you stopped batting him about the face playfully, and you sometimes stopped to touch noses with him. You had a nice inter-species family dynamic going on. I have to put his things away today, because he's not coming home. I can't bear to look at his things, and I don't want to confuse you. I promise to cuddle you even more than I have over the last 14 years. The vet even recommended tuna, which might not make you forget T, but it will most definitely distract you. Hang in there, Sweetcheeks.
***
Im so sorry for your loss :( :rose:
 
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