Dear X:

[scheherazade_79]

Dear Hairdresser,

First, I want to say thank you for doing such a good job at cutting my hair. You managed to give me a nice haircut without cutting off my ears or anything like that.

Second, I want to say thanks, again, for not charging me more than $10, because that was all I had with me. Imagine if you had, I would have had to offer you sexual favors in return. And that would have been pleasurable had I not been covered in hair.

But, yes, here comes the 'but,' I do have one complaint about you. Why did you have to be so hot? I mean, seriously, a person who will get to touch my face, my neck, and my scalp and get to spray on me...with water, should not be that hot. It should be illegal to make your customers blush, and hold their breath, and shift their eyes that constantly.

Besides, you didn't really need me to look straight at you to check my hair. You could do that with me looking somewhere else. Just as long as I kept my head straight, dammit. Didn't you realize that looking at you made me blush? And I was trying to act cool.

Your um...hmm...
your customer,
Dino.

Dear Dino,

Can I have the number of your hairdresser, please?

Zade
xxx

 

[galaxygoddess]

Dear bank teller:

I did not mean to be rude, or give you that dirty look, nor did I snub you when I went to the other teller. It's just, you scared the beejeezus out of me with your shrill perky voice in that previously quiet as a church bank. The other teller just happened to be closer and I felt rude passing her over.

My appologizes,

Lady in the "nice shirt"

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Dear C

Thank you for your poem. It's the most beautiful gift I have ever received.

Love,
Mummy

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Dear L,

I am not letting you get away with this, i am taking action, even if i need A to hold my hand along the way.

I do not go to work to be bullied and belittled by you. Go fuck yourself. Really.

N.

~~~

Dear S,

I expect you to be a professional about this and do what is neccesary. If you do not, i will take this further, do not doubt me for a second.

N.

~~~

Dear A,

Thank you, i'll need your help with this and i trust that you'll be there. Thank you for today.

N.

 

[skittles_lm]

Dear A~

I am quietly going crazy without you. I wont ever tell you so, but there is only the thinnest thread of pride holding me back from begging you to love me and be with me. Looking at you every day hurts, and yet I wouldn't give it up for the world.

I want to be your friend. We can make it work. but I will die a little inside every single day I cannot pour my love out to you.

I want to take care of you. Pack your lunch, rub your back, take your shoes off when you come home... I want to pamper and please you.

the worst of it is, I know damn well that you love me. I wish I could take your fears away. I can't. All I can do is be here waiting for you.

I will wait.

L

 

[sutherngent985]

Dear A~

I am quietly going crazy without you. I wont ever tell you so, but there is only the thinnest thread of pride holding me back from begging you to love me and be with me. Looking at you every day hurts, and yet I wouldn't give it up for the world.

I want to be your friend. We can make it work. but I will die a little inside every single day I cannot pour my love out to you.

I want to take care of you. Pack your lunch, rub your back, take your shoes off when you come home... I want to pamper and please you.

the worst of it is, I know damn well that you love me. I wish I could take your fears away. I can't. All I can do is be here waiting for you.

I will wait.

L

Hugs and a for you skittles

 

[McKenna]

Dear Body,

Thank you for getting me through the day. You're getting stronger, I can feel it.

Love,
McKenna

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

Dear management,
I am not a damn miracle worker and sometimes I need help. I don't ask often so when I do please fucking give it to me before I end up snapping.
Me

 

[galaxygoddess]

Dear JH:

Personal space, go look it up. Most people require three feet, I happen to require five. You're violating mine by 8. Seriously, whoever told you the way to get chicks is to let them smell you had bell peppers for breakfast, needs slapped petty damn hard.

Also, I'm married. Just because I told SB it was alright for you to eat my peanut butter, doesn't mean I like you. I just didn't want to look bad.

Please die.

THe receptionist, not your buddy.

 

[Lee Chambers]

Dear Lucifer,

I am hereby putting you on notice that as of 11 PM (GMT) tomorrow, you are relieved of all duties as the caretaker of Hell and Damnation, the Fiery Pits of Eternal Suffering, the Endless Pools of Molten Sulfur, and all affiliated properties.
In turn, these properties will be consolidated under one corporation named Sinful Productions, Inc.

We feel that with the changing of times on Earth, it has come time for not only a change of management but a change of scenery as well. Eternal suffering has to keep pace or we'll simply be seen as some sort of archaic relic of the past.

Your severance package will be delivered to your desk before the closing of tomorrow's work day. You will ensure that all of your personal belongings are cleared out for the new CEO of Sinful Productions, Inc. By Heavenly Eddict of He Who Is Most High, Lee Chambers will be assuming your role as The Devil.

We thank you for your understanding in this matter and wish you the best in your future.

Management

 

[Adi87]

Dear Akshay,

One month… One whole month today. We all are back into our crazy schedules of our lives. Someone told me ‘You can’t get over the pain, you will eventually learn to live with it’ that is exactly what’s going on. We watched today the videos from our trip to Goa two years ago. We still laughed at your silly antics but eventually all of us ended up crying. We knew we would but still we wanted to see those videos. Life still sucks… and when we least expect it, you enter our thoughts again… and for the umpteenth time we all are left speechless. Priyanka has changed… you always used to tell her ‘No matter what, please don’t change’ but she can’t help it anymore. Neither can we. We are still missing you and always will be.

tera yaar (as you said once)
Aditya.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Dear Akshay,

One month… One whole month today. We all are back into our crazy schedules of our lives. Someone told me ‘You can’t get over the pain, you will eventually learn to live with it’ that is exactly what’s going on. We watched today the videos from our trip to Goa two years ago. We still laughed at your silly antics but eventually all of us ended up crying. We knew we would but still we wanted to see those videos. Life still sucks… and when we least expect it, you enter our thoughts again… and for the umpteenth time we all are left speechless. Priyanka has changed… you always used to tell her ‘No matter what, please don’t change’ but she can’t help it anymore. Neither can we. We are still missing you and always will be.

tera yaar (as you said once)
Aditya.

 

[glynndah]

Dear Lightning:

Thank you for not zapping my modem. Again.

Sincerely,

The good little witch who remembered to unplug it this time

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Spouse,

You're kidding me, right? I told you I didn't want that anymore. Why would you think a couple days later, I'd be wanting you to "seduce" me. I said that I don't have that feeling for you anymore. I know you're just trying to bring it back, but I'm sorry . . . it's gone and I don't want it back. I'm sorry if that makes me selfish, but for too long did I do it out of guilt and obligation, it killed it for me with you.

You don't see my face when you touch me do you? Open your eyes. . .I cringe. I want to cry. I want to shudder. Please stop refusing to see me. *sigh* I don't want to be seduced by you. I don't want a kiss. I just want to be your friend. I don't want to be your lover anymore.

Your wife,
----
Dear Self,

Don't allow yourself to fall into that obligation just to keep the peace around here. Be strong. Take a stand and don't let your body be used so he feels better about himself. You've been honest. Make him see it. No, really does mean no... not "Guilt me into it again, please."

Don't cry. Be strong.

Your heart

 

[Lee Chambers]

Dear Spouse,

You're kidding me, right? I told you I didn't want that anymore. Why would you think a couple days later, I'd be wanting you to "seduce" me. I said that I don't have that feeling for you anymore. I know you're just trying to bring it back, but I'm sorry . . . it's gone and I don't want it back. I'm sorry if that makes me selfish, but for too long did I do it out of guilt and obligation, it killed it for me with you.

You don't see my face when you touch me do you? Open your eyes. . .I cringe. I want to cry. I want to shudder. Please stop refusing to see me. *sigh* I don't want to be seduced by you. I don't want a kiss. I just want to be your friend. I don't want to be your lover anymore.

Your wife,
----
Dear Self,

Don't allow yourself to fall into that obligation just to keep the peace around here. Be strong. Take a stand and don't let your body be used so he feels better about himself. You've been honest. Make him see it. No, really does mean no... not "Guilt me into it again, please."

Don't cry. Be strong.

Your heart

http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/ILLU/MA057~Strength-Posters.jpg

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/ILLU/MA057~Strength-Posters.jpg

I so need this. Thank you.

 

[rgraham666]

*HUGS* Red.

 

[sutherngent985]

Dear Spouse,

You're kidding me, right? I told you I didn't want that anymore. Why would you think a couple days later, I'd be wanting you to "seduce" me. I said that I don't have that feeling for you anymore. I know you're just trying to bring it back, but I'm sorry . . . it's gone and I don't want it back. I'm sorry if that makes me selfish, but for too long did I do it out of guilt and obligation, it killed it for me with you.

You don't see my face when you touch me do you? Open your eyes. . .I cringe. I want to cry. I want to shudder. Please stop refusing to see me. *sigh* I don't want to be seduced by you. I don't want a kiss. I just want to be your friend. I don't want to be your lover anymore.

Your wife,
----
Dear Self,

Don't allow yourself to fall into that obligation just to keep the peace around here. Be strong. Take a stand and don't let your body be used so he feels better about himself. You've been honest. Make him see it. No, really does mean no... not "Guilt me into it again, please."

Don't cry. Be strong.

Your heart

((((((((((Red)))))))))))

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Dear Mother,

Go fuck yourself.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

audiosexual

Dear X
I need to explain this part of me to someone, even though it immediately labels me as completely alien, strangely wired beyond any hope of commonality. I know of no one else like me in this respect. But here it is, confessionally in this anonymous place.

To describe myself as primarily auditory doesn't even begin to explain what sound does to me. It's not that I have such acute hearing; in fact my ability to hear is a little below normal because of some childhood illnesses. It's not perfect pitch, although I have damn fine relative pitch and an excellent ear for language and music. I'm not a musician so much as a mynah bird; I can imitate very well because I can run audio in my head.

Here's part of what makes me so alien: I think in pica type. I cannot form pictures in my head, cannot “visualize” people's faces. When I close my eyes to imagine something, say, an apple, I see the word, apple, typed out as if on a screen, and I hear a voice say “apple”. I can adjust the font of the word, change its size and color, and if I work very hard, I can form it into a concrete poem in my mind: the word in the shape and color of an apple, the stem made from the word “stem”, the leaf, and so on.

I can also adjust the voice; I can hear my own internal voice or I can play the word “apple” as spoken by any of my friends, or anyone whose voice I've heard. Vincent Price saying “apple”, or Alfred Hitchcock, or George Bush, or Myrna Loy. I often don't recognize minor acquaintances until I hear a voice. I have no real visual memory; things fade as soon as I cease to look at them. But ask me to call up the sound of something, of a place or person or event, and I can run the recording in my head.

Music is a powerful force for me, as you might expect. It often affects me physically. I can always feel it, internally, not just the vibrations but the combinations of tones as an alphabet, a string of sentences and paragraphs in my head, some sort of code that translates into physical sensation. I have actually had orgasms, quite regularly, listening to certain pieces of music. I am not exaggerating. I have to be careful of the radio when I drive, the music I listen to at work. Low volume helps; if I turn it up too high in the car I sometimes have to pull over.

The songs that do this to me are random, and it is not their quality or their particular key; whatever it is it is complex enough that I cannot yet predict it. Certain combinations or qualities of tone, certain chord progressions, certain musical ideas, certain types of rhythm, have been known to actually make me physically climax. The arousal process is much like sex itself, starting slow, moving to ever higher levels and over into a peak. If a song is long enough, or I play it twice or whatever, I can actually get off. Different songs have different effects, and their effect may shift over time, or they may be consistent in their effect on me. Dancing in clubs, I am often having numerous little orgasms out on the floor, especially if I can make my way over in front of a large speaker. Which of course I try to do.

This sounds crazy. It IS crazy. I don't know of anyone else who has this particular characteristic. It is as if the universe is conspiring to keep me in a low state of arousal virtually all the time. It is as if there are little pieces of programming (before you interpret alien conspiracy in this viewpoint, I see no more “Mind” or intent behind that idea than I would see behind the development of a lotus blossom, or the existence of giraffes.) inside pieces of music, small bits of random information that just happen to hook into my chemical nature and create these effects. I don't know; it's always been here but oddly, I've never tried to explain it before. Those who are very close to me know of this phenomenon and don't argue when I turn certain music down or ask that a song playing on the stereo be repeated. Certain human voices have strong effects on me as well. Very strong effects.

The rest you know. My interest in hearing more of your voice, in numerous contexts and both live and recorded, should be obvious now.


bijou

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Everyone,

Thank you for your love.

Red
______

Dear bijou...

What a long letter. It makes me want to direct you to my audio stories.

Red

______

Dear Cookies n' Cream Ice Cream, with butterscotch topping and maraschino cherries,

I love you.

Red

_____

Dear Stomach,

Thank you for loving the above dessert too and allowing me to have it . Damn it hit the spot on this hot evening when my AC is STILL not working.

Red

 

[Lee Chambers]

Dear Red,

It was not my intention to send you love, although I am pleased to hear that you were satisfied with your received product. However, should you find yourself no longer in need of "love" then you may return it within thirty days and I will be happy to exchange it for two sets of "Divine Retribution", free of charge.

Lee

 

[SimpleGifts]

Don't allow yourself to fall into that obligation just to keep the peace around here. Be strong. Take a stand and don't let your body be used so he feels better about himself. You've been honest. Make him see it. No, really does mean no... not "Guilt me into it again, please."

I've said it before...it will always be true. Each of us deserves to be loved for who we are, not just what we do.

Hang in there, Red.

SG

 

[cloudy]

Dear Red,

It was not my intention to send you love, although I am pleased to hear that you were satisfied with your received product. However, should you find yourself no longer in need of "love" then you may return it within thirty days and I will be happy to exchange it for two sets of "Divine Retribution", free of charge.

Lee

Dear Lee,

If Red has no use for the two sets of "Divine Retribution," may I have one of them?

Cloudy

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Red,

It was not my intention to send you love, although I am pleased to hear that you were satisfied with your received product. However, should you find yourself no longer in need of "love" then you may return it within thirty days and I will be happy to exchange it for two sets of "Divine Retribution", free of charge.

Lee

Dear Lee,

Thank you for the strength. You did send me that and a too. I will be keeping the "love" because I'm greedy like that.

Red