Dear X:

Dear X:

You worthless piece of dog escrememnt- I ignore you because you're a psycho and you DARE to drag my children into something they have nothing to do with?

And on top of that, the claims you made are disgusting, and I made a very good case with the FBI as to why they were an endangerment of my kids. The thought of you pulling my babies into your sick fantasies makes me see, not red, but the black of the total oblivion I would gladly put you in. I hope they throw away the key, you delusional freak.

Sincerely:

One very pissed off Mama Bear
 
Dear Helen,

*HUGS* :rose: :kiss:

Okay, so I went a little further than a hug, but I thought those extra would help. :heart:

Dino.

P/s: Will do.
 
FatDino said:
Dear Helen,

*HUGS* :rose: :kiss:

Okay, so I went a little further than a hug, but I thought those extra would help. :heart:

Dino.

P/s: Will do.

Dear Dino:

They do. Thank you :)

H
 
FatDino said:
Dear Helen,

I'm glad they do. :)

And you have a new PM. ;)

Dino.

Dear Dino:

So do you :)

H

PS: This is going to turn into a game of PM tag isn't it *g*
 
Just-Legal said:
Dear Dino:

So do you :)

H

PS: This is going to turn into a game of PM tag isn't it *g*
Dear Helen,

We can go on with this til one of us has to go to bed. :D

Dino.
 
FatDino said:
Dear Helen,

We can go on with this til one of us has to go to bed. :D

Dino.

Dear Dino:

Does falling asleep on the keyboard count?

H

PS: Making my bed now, bedding's only just dried >.<
 
Just-Legal said:
Dear Dino:

Does falling asleep on the keyboard count?

H

PS: Making my bed now, bedding's only just dried >.<
Dear Helen,

lol...it does, yes, it does. :D

Night. :rose:

Dino.
 
Dear Jessi's Boss,

Please excuse the fact that Jessi isn't going to do a scrap of work today. I am currently experiencing a medical emergency, and as the problem is of a sexual nature Jessi's attendance is compulsory.

She's likely to be tied up for the best part of the week - and perhaps you'd better sign her off for next week, too.

If you do, I promise I'll find some really hot straight girl, who just can't wait to give you a blow job.

I know it sucks to have one of your employees rummaging around inside women instead of computers, but that's the way it goes sometimes. At the end of the day it's entirely your fault for employing such a hot chick to work for you.

Yours sincerely,

Zade
:kiss:
 
scheherazade_79 said:
Dear Jessi's Boss,

Please excuse the fact that Jessi isn't going to do a scrap of work today. I am currently experiencing a medical emergency, and as the problem is of a sexual nature Jessi's attendance is compulsory.

She's likely to be tied up for the best part of the week - and perhaps you'd better sign her off for next week, too.

If you do, I promise I'll find some really hot straight girl, who just can't wait to give you a blow job.

I know it sucks to have one of your employees rummaging around inside women instead of computers, but that's the way it goes sometimes. At the end of the day it's entirely your fault for employing such a hot chick to work for you.

Yours sincerely,

Zade
:kiss:

:D :D :heart: :) :kiss: u rock!!!
 
my love,
I don't know what to say. It kills me to see you suffer and knowing that I added to it. I don't care about the car, I only care about you, and yet I can't do anything to help you financially now. Maybe this is all crazy. Maybe I should have gone back to work full time instead of trying this school thing. I didn't mind paying all the household expenses, as long as you were doing fine, now I can't even do that. I can't help wondering if I've made a mistake... I know it will only help us down the line, but while focusing on the future is important, there is always, importantly, the now. I can't even ask you for reassurance right now because that would be too selfish of me - I can't show doubt and I can't get tired of carrying this load. I'll just keep on. I hope we can make it together.
love, me
 
Dear Microsoft Word:

You suck rancid donkey ass as a document editor.

~ Imp
 
Dear 10 colonies of streptococci,

Watch out. Here I come to poke you, one at a time. :cool: :catgrin:

Your keeper atm, and killer at the end of the day,

Dino.
 
FatDino said:
Dear 10 colonies of streptococci,

Watch out. Here I come to poke you, one at a time. :cool: :catgrin:

Your keeper atm, and killer at the end of the day,

Dino.
Dear Dino,
Can't you find more fun things to poke at? :catroar:

Caro
 
CarolinaHeat said:
Dear Dino,
Can't you find more fun things to poke at? :catroar:

Caro
Dear Caro,

I thought I had given you enough poking last night, but apparently I had not. Just wait til I get home and I'll give you the poking of a lifetime. :catroar: :devil:

Dino.

P/s: Would you like me to bring my labcoat home? Are you still in the mood to 'experiment?'
 
FatDino said:
Dear Caro,

I thought I had given you enough poking last night, but apparently I had not. Just wait til I get home and I'll give you the poking of a lifetime. :catroar: :devil:

Dino.

P/s: Would you like me to bring my labcoat home? Are you still in the mood to 'experiment?'
Dino,
I love it when you read my mind! :kiss: Yes on labcoat and I'll pm you a few other items to bring home :devil:

Caro
 
CarolinaHeat said:
Dino,
I love it when you read my mind! :kiss: Yes on labcoat and I'll pm you a few other items to bring home :devil:

Caro
Dear Caro,

I read more than just your mind, baby. :catroar:

Ooh, and I love it when you act all mysterious. ;)

Dino.
 
Dear Body,

I know that the last few days have been hard on you. And it is probably of very little comfort to you that the bruises are temporary, there is feeling in the tip of the right index finger again, and there are only four bandaids. 235 pounds is indeed more than double your weight. And I'm sure that it means nothing to you, right now, when I say that you handled it quite nicely. I'm sorry about breathing in all that drywall/spackle dust. Not to mention the paint fumes... I did find a mask after a while... You know, I'm still not sure what happened to the left thigh, there. And I know that 14 hours of sleep only just begins to scratch the surface of what I owe you... But we've got 5 more days. So if you can just hang on there for me, it would be greatly appreciated. Holding off on the hives until then would be really great.

:rose: :heart: :kiss:
Thanks,
~Ghost
 
inlovewithyourghost said:
Dear Body,

I know that the last few days have been hard on you. And it is probably of very little comfort to you that the bruises are temporary, there is feeling in the tip of the right index finger again, and there are only four bandaids. 235 pounds is indeed more than double your weight. And I'm sure that it means nothing to you, right now, when I say that you handled it quite nicely. I'm sorry about breathing in all that drywall/spackle dust. Not to mention the paint fumes... I did find a mask after a while... You know, I'm still not sure what happened to the left thigh, there. And I know that 14 hours of sleep only just begins to scratch the surface of what I owe you... But we've got 5 more days. So if you can just hang on there for me, it would be greatly appreciated. Holding off on the hives until then would be really great.

:rose: :heart: :kiss:
Thanks,
~Ghost
Dear Ghost,
*hugs* :rose:

:heart:
Caro
 
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