Dear X:

[scheherazade_79]

Well, the reason I mostly eat at home is because I can't afford eating out too often. *sighs*

Zade: You're light-weighted?

I'm half Chinese. I have an oriental metabolism when it comes to alcohol, but the lungs of a rastafarian

 

[FatDino]

I'm half Chinese. I have an oriental metabolism when it comes to alcohol, but the lungs of a rastafarian

What is it with Asian heritage these days? Grace, me, and now, you? We should form a club.

 

[scheherazade_79]

What is it with Asian heritage these days? Grace, me, and now, you? We should form a club.

I know

 

[FatDino]

I know

Let's PM Laurel and get us a license.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Let's PM Laurel and get us a license.

Do you think I'd pass as Asian? I can dye my hair black

 

[FatDino]

Do you think I'd pass as Asian? I can dye my hair black

What's your hair color now? And do you want me to do your hair for ya?

Someone once thought I was Hispanic.

 

[scheherazade_79]

What's your hair color now? And do you want me to do your hair for ya?

Someone once thought I was Hispanic.

I have blonde hair and blue eyes

Yes, make me look more Asian. This could be fun!

 

[FatDino]

I have blonde hair and blue eyes

Yes, make me look more Asian. This could be fun!

I can't even apply my own makeup, but, what the heck, come here and I'll give you a total makeover.

First thing first, dye your hair black, then get you some contact lenses...Do you speak Chinese at all?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Dear Dino,

Come bug me on msn

 

[FatDino]

Dear Dino,

Come bug me on msn

Dear Grace,

LMAO...I was wondering what the hell you were doing here and put a Busy icon next to your msn.

 

[angelicminx]

Dear Sis-in-law and not-quite-sis-in-law:

Both of you can bite my fucking ass! It's time for you to get off your high horses and pull your heads out of your asses. No one is perfect, least of all either of you. Whoever told either of you that you were wonderful parents and God's gift to children fucking lied to you.

I'M the irresponsible one?! Who is it that lets a 2-year-old go outside to play, in the front yard no less, by herself?

I'm sick and tired of the condescending, holier-than-thou attitude you both display. Go jump off a bridge!

As to not being able to hold my not-yet-arrived niece or nephew because I smoke... Whatever! I'm not going to quit smoking because I'm the aunt and expected to beg to hold the baby. NOT going to happen. Totally agree with not smoking in the house, not smoking and holding the baby at the same time (DUH!) and washing your hands first. Those are all a given, and something I implemented myself, but for the other... just... ugh, go away!

 

[Samandiriel]

Dear Karma,

I think I've paid more than enough.
fuck you very much.

Sam.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Dear Karma,

I think I've paid more than enough.
fuck you very much.

Sam.

Time, Baby. Give it time.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Dear x,

Mijhe maaf karo?

Main thumse pyaar kartho hoon.



<3 N

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Dear...

I hate the way you make me feel. My shattered soul waves in the wind like an old tattered flag. You calm the winds and fix the tears, you sooth the soul. And then you rip it back open again, you remove the dream and the illusion leaving my soul to bleed into the skies at sunset.


The tattered old soul.

 

[Guest]

dear weed

do your thing.

fem

 

[Guest]

dear weed

do your thing.

fem

Dear Fem,

Share?

C

 

[FatDino]

Dear Fem and Caro,

Weed in the morning?

A sleepy Dino.

 

[angelicminx]

Dear MCC,

FUCK YOU!

Me

 

[cloudy]

Dear Fem and Caro,

Weed in the morning?

A sleepy Dino.

Dear Dino,

It's not morning where Fem is.

I have coffee. Would you like some?

Cloudy

 

[FatDino]

Dear Dino,

It's not morning where Fem is.

I have coffee. Would you like some?

Cloudy

Dear Cloudy,

I know, but it's still too early for weeds.

(Oh, what do I know? I've never had it.)

I don't drink coffee in the morning. Tea maybe?

Hope you slept well.

Dino.

 

[McKenna]

Dear Dino,

It's not morning where Fem is.

I have coffee. Would you like some?

Cloudy

Coffee! You are a God. I knew it.

 

[FatDino]

Coffee! You are a God. I knew it.

McK!!! *pounces*

Morning. How's it going?

 

[McKenna]

McK!!! *pounces*

Morning. How's it going?

I slept last night. It was a good night. And how's your lovely self?

 

[FatDino]

I slept last night. It was a good night. And how's your lovely self?

Went to bed late so I'm still a little sleepy.

But I get my paycheck today.