Dear X:

[TheHotJD]

My beloved husband:

I want you to know that you were in my thoughts today.

As I struggled across the parking lot with my briefcase, my purse, the mail and all the groceries (each item tucked away in its own bag for reasons known only to the bag-person), I cursed at you. When I finally got up all the stairs and opened the door, only to see the cat dash out as I fought my way in, I cursed at you again. Finally, when the strap of my purse got hung up on the doorknob, preventing me from executing my drop-the-groceries-and-get-the-cat maneuver, I cursed at you yet a third time.

I do not think a little help with the groceries is too much to ask for.

That I have yet to meet you is, to my mind, not an excuse.

Go pour your own drink, loveybuns.
JD

 

[_Lynn_]

X.......

Your way of handling things this afternoon showed a total lack of respect for me.

I'm pissed. Enough said.


Lynn

 

[impressive]

Dear Self,

You have a filthy mind.

~ Imp

 

[starrkers]

Dear Other Mother
That really doesn't help, you know. Why chat amicably with me about solving this bullshit with our daughters if you're going to do everything you can behind the scenes to ramp it up?
I'd been told you were a two faced bitch, but did you have to prove it inside 24 hours?
I am totally over all this crap and your daughter's feelings are very low on my list of concerns. In fact, you could say, as of today, they don't rate on my list at all.
Just a friendly warning
The mother who doesn't lie in front of school staff.

 

[Guest]

Dear March,
You didn't exactly come in as a lamb so I expect that you'll be going out as one. You know you should be careful how you treat those around you being that you are one of the longest and most depressing months on the calendar.

Please don't give me excuses. We've all heard your complaining about not having much but St. Patrick's day and some times Easter to keep people interested. And I'm sure it feels like a bum's rush to be placed between Winter and Spring but I'm here to tell you that we all need you to remember to be kind.

Difficult to do? I'm sure but remember that with kindness comes grace and love. Also remember that for those of us who get paid only once a month, you are rather long in the tooth.

I'll try too. I'll try not to be upset that Day-Light Saving begins next week and losing an hour of blessed sleep shouldn't be all that difficult. (just remember that when people begin to turn sour.)

So, my friend, let us try to be gentle with one another.

Until next year, I remain
yours
v~

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Dear Dentist

It rather makes me blush, that I enjoyed having your fingers in my mouth this morning. But, I did . . . Thank you for stroking my oral fetish.

I know you didn't find anything wrong, but the pain is still there. And now, I have the additional pain of having been prodded and poked in several places, orally.

Owie.

Me.

 

[impressive]

Dear Dentist

It rather makes me blush, that I enjoyed having your fingers in my mouth this morning. But, I did . . . Thank you for stroking my oral fetish.

...

Dear Vana,

We have a lot in common.

~ Imp

 

[Tarakin]

X.......

Your way of handling things this afternoon showed a total lack of respect for me.

I'm pissed. Enough said.


Lynn

Dear Other Mother
That really doesn't help, you know. Why chat amicably with me about solving this bullshit with our daughters if you're going to do everything you can behind the scenes to ramp it up?
I'd been told you were a two faced bitch, but did you have to prove it inside 24 hours?
I am totally over all this crap and your daughter's feelings are very low on my list of concerns. In fact, you could say, as of today, they don't rate on my list at all.
Just a friendly warning
The mother who doesn't lie in front of school staff.

* Hugs *

 

[Just-Legal]

Dear self

The insomnia HAS to go

Dear fiance

I am so, so pissed at you right now. If I'm not in when you get up tomorrow, sorry, but I need some space.

 

[Guest]

Dear whomever:

Why can't I sleep?

Is there even more required of me during the day in order to garner sleep at night?

Meh.

Edited to add:

Thank you, idiot neighbors, for your contribution to this evening.

Why would you decide that working on your car horn in your driveway at 2:00 a.m. was a good idea? Thank you for those long sustained blasts of noise outside our bedroom windows. Woke up our children, thank you so very much. Scared them too, as they thought it just might be a tornado siren.

I hope you enjoy the visit from the police.

 

[impressive]

Dear Libido,

I love you. I truly do. However, tonight I need to sleep. Stop waking me with these dreams. Be patient -- for just a few more hours.

k'thanks

~ Imp

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Dear Libido,

I love you. I truly do. However, tonight I need to sleep. Stop waking me with these dreams. Be patient -- for just a few more hours.

k'thanks

~ Imp

Oh, I can relate. Completely.

 

[Tarakin]

Dear self

The insomnia HAS to go

Dear fiance

I am so, so pissed at you right now. If I'm not in when you get up tomorrow, sorry, but I need some space.

* Hugs *

 

[Katyusha]

Dear March,
You didn't exactly come in as a lamb so I expect that you'll be going out as one. You know you should be careful how you treat those around you being that you are one of the longest and most depressing months on the calendar.

Please don't give me excuses. We've all heard your complaining about not having much but St. Patrick's day and some times Easter to keep people interested. And I'm sure it feels like a bum's rush to be placed between Winter and Spring but I'm here to tell you that we all need you to remember to be kind.

Difficult to do? I'm sure but remember that with kindness comes grace and love. Also remember that for those of us who get paid only once a month, you are rather long in the tooth.

I'll try too. I'll try not to be upset that Day-Light Saving begins next week and losing an hour of blessed sleep shouldn't be all that difficult. (just remember that when people begin to turn sour.)

So, my friend, let us try to be gentle with one another.

Until next year, I remain
yours
v~

I have second all of this. March, you really need to learn to be kinder to everyone.

 

[Katyusha]

Dear Aria,

Yes, I pick at the fur on your back just to irritate you. But you must remember that all your little reactions to it give me such delight that I can't help but do it.

Your loving owner

 

[Vermilion]

Dear Mummy,

Why on earth did you send me to Debenhams when there was a sale on? You know I always come back with completely useless pretty things. I now have *three* wedding hats and no fucking wedding to go to except my own and I can exactly wear a hat for that, can I?

x
V

----------------

Dear Debenhams,

Thank you for the sale. I got a new hat for under a tenner and two pairs of wedding shoes for under forty quid. Bargain. Am very hyper now.

x
V

 

[Katyusha]

Dear whomever:

Why can't I sleep?

Is there even more required of me during the day in order to garner sleep at night?

Meh.

Edited to add:

Thank you, idiot neighbors, for your contribution to this evening.

Why would you decide that working on your car horn in your driveway at 2:00 a.m. was a good idea? Thank you for those long sustained blasts of noise outside our bedroom windows. Woke up our children, thank you so very much. Scared them too, as they thought it just might be a tornado siren.

I hope you enjoy the visit from the police.

Sorry to hear about the insomnia.

I sympathize with your complaints about idiot neighbors...I have inconsiderate jackasses living next to me too. They've woken us up at all hours with everything from parties to pruning their trees with a chainsaw to yes, working on their cars. I call the police every time and it helps, but only for that night. A week later they're back at it, whatever "it" it is that strikes their fancy.

Dear society,

Why is it that more and more of us have bad neighbors? Why can't people be considerate of those that live around them anymore?

Me

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Dear Mummy,

Why on earth did you send me to Debenhams when there was a sale on? You know I always come back with completely useless pretty things. I now have *three* wedding hats and no fucking wedding to go to except my own and I can exactly wear a hat for that, can I?

x
V

----------------

Dear Debenhams,

Thank you for the sale. I got a new hat for under a tenner and two pairs of wedding shoes for under forty quid. Bargain. Am very hyper now.

x
V

Dear Mils,

I know of a wedding you can wear all of the above to...we'll set up a screen for you to change behind every 5 minutes, it's all good

 

[Vermilion]

Dear Mils,

I know of a wedding you can wear all of the above to...we'll set up a screen for you to change behind every 5 minutes, it's all good

Dear Grace,

I can't exactly wear the wedding shoes to *your* wedding can I? Don't wanna upstage the brides!

x
V

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Dear X,

You are a cunt. And not in a good way, just in case you were wondering.

~lucky

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Dear Grace,

I can't exactly wear the wedding shoes to *your* wedding can I? Don't wanna upstage the brides!

x
V

Dear Milalalaalaaaa,

This is true, we shall need to do a seperate shop for you ...ooooooh girlie shopping trip on the horizon!

*mwah*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Preview Post Button. . .

I am glad you exist. Without you, I would post my true thoughts on this thread. Just writing it and then previewing it was enough.

Red

 

[TxRad]

Dear Preview Post Button. . .

I am glad you exist. Without you, I would post my true thoughts on this thread. Just writing it and then previewing it was enough.

Red

Dear Red



I've missed your smiling face.

Tx

 

[fieryjen]

Dear student of mine,

maybeI shouldn't be mad at you for being so disrespectful, but I am. The fact that you're fifteen years old and pregnant for the second time doesn't put you in a position to judge my parenting skills. Quite the opposite, in fact.

Now how about taking that attitude down a notch?

Your pissed-off teacher

 

[glynndah]

Dear X,

I'm so tired of swallowing my words, painting a smile on my face and walking on eggshells around you. I'm not very good at it and sooner or later, there's going to be a big mess. But don't worry. I'm getting very good at cleaning them up. You won't even notice the little pool of tears. You never do.

Sincerely,

The sad good little witch