Dear X:

Dear C;

I'm sorry this had to happen to you. When you first told me about it, I didn't really consider how dangerous the situation might have become. But when you told me what happened this morning, I began to feel afraid for you.

I'm glad you're going to your mother's. I'm glad you and the baby will be safe there.

And so help me if he does anything to try and hurt you again . . . .

Your friend
 
Dear C;

I'm sorry this had to happen to you. When you first told me about it, I didn't really consider how dangerous the situation might have become. But when you told me what happened this morning, I began to feel afraid for you.

I'm glad you're going to your mother's. I'm glad you and the baby will be safe there.

And so help me if he does anything to try and hurt you again . . . .

Your friend

:rose:
 
Dear family,

stop touching my stuff and putting things where I can't find them.

Mom
 
Dear husband,
It's your vehicle. You left it till the absolute total last minute to renew the registration. You've had three months to get it organised. Do not expect me to run around like a chook with my head cut off getting it all sorted for you because it's suddenly occurred to you that tomorrow is the cutoff date before the plates have to be handed in.


your loving wife
 
*hugs you loads* Right now darlin I'd gladly slap him silly for you!:mad:

Heck I will give you the name and number. :rose:

He isn't questioning the paternity, he is trying to get away with not having to be responsible for this little one. Tell him you will get a paternity test, but since you KNOW who the father is if he wants it he can pay for it!! Simple as that!!

Other wise, put him on the birth certificate and let the dice fall where they may!!

You know Im here if you need someone!
C:heart:

I didn't actually think it was possible to have my heart that broken. Wow was I incorrect.


:rose:
 
Heck I will give you the name and number. :rose:



I didn't actually think it was possible to have my heart that broken. Wow was I incorrect.



:rose:

Sweetheart,

There is a name for guys like this. It is Scum. (I'm being polite.) He is a Weasel. Get shut of him. He doesn't deserve you. (He does deserve to meet someone like me. Any chance he'll be in south Florida any time soon?)

Keep smiling and get away from the bastard.

Cat
 
Dear Ebil Bagina,
Wow! I am impressed by your skill. You have everyone believing that you are so talented and knowledgeable when in actuality, you are slyly making people do your job for you and stealing the credit.
Silly me. I have such faith in our little University and you are one of the cancers growing out of control.
It would be so nice if your boss cared. She knows what you are doing and does nothing to stop it.
One day, we will begin treatment and it is my fondest wish that you are obliterated by its harshness.
Revel in your den of iniquity for your day is coming.
With kind distain,
v~
 
Dear X

When will you realise that airport security is not fit for purpose?

My wife has to be at Heathrow three hours before her flight to allow time for the security checks. The flight doesn't last that long.

The list of things she can't take is long. Is it just so that the duty-free area can sell her all the things she can't take through security?

I can travel by train or by car via Eurotunnel or Ferry taking my car's tool kit and almost anything I want. If I could drive her to her destination she wouldn't fly.

Yet the airport security check is so sloppily done that anyone really wanting to smuggle explosives on board could do it.

Why are you wasting millions of passengers' time?

Og
 
Dear X,

Oh please please please take that in the spirit in which it was intended...

x
V
 
Dear Deity in Charge of Minor Injuries,

Hey. How's it goin? Haven't talked in a while, at least since that knee thing. I just wanted to know: have you been saving up or something, because you suck!
Almost two years ago was the hip. Tight muscles and bad walking mechanics irritated the cartilage in my hip. No worries. A little PT and I'm good to go.
Sixteen months ago, bones spurs under both knee caps. Word, yo. Some painkillers, some more PT, and a knee brace, and I'm back on the job.
But you know, a knock on the head or a sprained finger just weren't good enough for you, huh? Nope. Sent me to the ER thinking I had torn a back muscle. Thank Rob I didn't. But even THAT wasn't good enough, because even though I had started PT for THAT and was taking care of myself, you go and give me an ulcer. Or close enough to one for government work. You officially suck. So, now I have to try to get that healed up enough to go BACK to PT, to try to get THAT fixed so that I can actually go back to work, which I honestly want to do, since I've worked all of six days this whole months. Yeah, the bank account is gonna LOVE that, huh?
Tell you what: you just back off for about three weeks or so and let me get healthy again and you can go back to whacking me in the shins with pretty much everything I have to carry. How does THAT sound?

E23.
 
Dear Various Loving-Hearted People in my life,

I may not be able to match your kindnesses, but I can accept them and offer my own. :rose:

Always (or, as long as I am able and breathing),

Me
 
Dear Various Loving-Hearted People in my life,

I may not be able to match your kindnesses, but I can accept them and offer my own. :rose:

Always (or, as long as I am able and breathing),

Me

Dear Bluie,

Sitting here wishing you lived very close by so we could have a ton of fun going out and picking up guys. You have to come visit me sometime soon.

Love and snuggles,

Me
 
Dear Bluie,

Sitting here wishing you lived very close by so we could have a ton of fun going out and picking up guys. You have to come visit me sometime soon.

Love and snuggles,

Me

Dear Magica (and Bluie),

When you meet and do the fun going out and picking up guys bit, please make sure I'm there.

Love and cuddles,
I.
 
Dear Didi,

Guys? are you sure? i thought you were after the ladies now? :p
Dear Lil One,

Did I say I was going to chase guys? :cool:

And please notice I didn't say I wasn't going to chase guys either. So pfft to you and that Dinogirl who keep wanting to pair me up with girls.:rolleyes:
 
Dear Lil One,

Did I say I was going to chase guys? :cool:

And please notice I didn't say I wasn't going to chase guys either. So pfft to you and that Dinogirl who keep wanting to pair me up with girls.:rolleyes:

Dear Didi,

You asked to be there, it is reasonably assumed that a single individual wishes to be in the company of other single individuals who are picking up guys, in order to do the same.

Now, having expressed an interest in the same sex, it is entirely possible that whilst Magica and Blueie are checking out the incompetent half, you may well be checking them out.

;)

Moi
 
Dear Didi,

You asked to be there, it is reasonably assumed that a single individual wishes to be in the company of other single individuals who are picking up guys, in order to do the same.

Now, having expressed an interest in the same sex, it is entirely possible that whilst Magica and Blueie are checking out the incompetent half, you may well be checking them out.

;)

Moi

*cough*

*choke* :eek:

*ahem*

No comment. :cool:
 
Dear Lil One,

Did I say I was going to chase guys? :cool:

And please notice I didn't say I wasn't going to chase guys either. So pfft to you and that Dinogirl who keep wanting to pair me up with girls.:rolleyes:

Dear Dampy,

What did I do? :confused:

All I did was proposing a small, non-harmful plan that will for sure take you some place you've never been before.

The Dinogirl.
 
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