Dear X:

[MagicaPractica]

Dear Universe,

Please help me stop wishing for things that are clearly not written in for me in this lifetime. Would make life much easier.

Thanks,

Magica

 

[Misty_Morning]

Dear Universe,

Please help me stop wishing for things that are clearly not written in for me in this lifetime. Would make life much easier.

Thanks,

Magica

Dear M


Never stop dreaming or wishing. It's what keeps us going.


Much Love,


Misty

 

[damppanties]

Dear M


Never stop dreaming or wishing. It's what keeps us going.


Much Love,


Misty

Dear Misty,

Don't forget to add: go out there and work for what you want and don't be afraid to accept the bad with the good.

A.

 

[Belegon]

Dear universe:

I don't want it to be the last one, but it is... lots of smiles were created there. Change is hard, even when it is good. Maybe especially then...

 

[scheherazade_79]

Dear J,

You look so beautiful when you sleep that even though you drive me insane with desire, I just want to hold you and watch you sleep for hours on end...

K

 

[Just-Legal]

Dear cosmos:

I wondered what the payback would be. So, in return for the house becoming ours and Mark FINALLY being officially classed as disabled, the kicker is the artex having to be plastered over (expensively) and the washing machine not being able to be fitted?

I can live with that, because I get to live with HIM.

--

Dear prick aka Father

Fuck. You. We are doing the finances our way and I am not letting you undermine me this time. This is how we are comfortable doing it, I will slowly overcome my money issues and we will be fine.

So stop giving me "advice" that deteriorates into telling me how to handle this and let me do it MY way. Because whenever I tried doing it yours, the problem got worse.

PS: Next time, try listening to me before shooting me down.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Dear Big Boss Man,

It was so wonderful having a two hour talk with you yesterday on MY time. I really appreciate the fact that my "efforts" have not gone unnoticed. But that big "Thank You" you gave me is not considered legal tender by my bank.

I was not joking when I told my QA officer that you need to start looking for my replacement. Nor was I joking when I said there are many days that I just want to walk out the door after saying "fuck you."

You asked for some time so you can bring about the changes we discussed. Well, you got until I find another job.


The Highly Pissed Off Senior Chemist

 

[Edge23]

Dear Love of My Life,

I understand that your parents are in town and you KNOW that I like them. I have NEVER had a problem with my in-laws. But you have to remember that each week at work is emotionally draining for me because I'm not allowed to have a bad day. I always have to be cheerful and upbeat and do whatever the customers tell me, because that's part of my job. So, please forgive me if, this time, I don't have a lot of happiness to give them. I've used up my weekly supply. Plus, being in pain never makes me the best company, and right now, I'm in a lot of it.
No matter how many times you say it's okay that I don't feel like spending time with them, you always make me feel really bad about the whole thing. Believe me. If I could make myself be happy and cheerful around them, I would. But I can't. And I'm sorry.

E23.

 

[CeriseNoire]

Dear X,

I did check my email before bed last night. Thanks for the sweet dreams.

Cerise

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Dear not so dear hubby...

A "happy anniversary" would have been nice. Instead, you just ignored me all day on our 12th wedding anniversary.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear not so dear hubby...

A "happy anniversary" would have been nice. Instead, you just ignored me all day on our 12th wedding anniversary.

I celebrated 14 this past week. I almost wish he had ignored it. I'm sorry.

 

[impressive]

I celebrated 14 this past week. I almost wish he had ignored it. I'm sorry.

I wish mine had ignored it, too. Still, as divorces go, this one could be LOTS worse.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I wish mine had ignored it, too. Still, as divorces go, this one could be LOTS worse.

*hugs*

 

[scheherazade_79]

Dear J,

Don't you just love ridiculously long weekends?

K
xx

 

[glynndah]

Dear Bottled Water People:

I really like your new bottles. They make a very satisfactory "crinkle" noise as I'm drinking from them. However, did you have to make them so that the only way I can remove that cute little blue cap and open them is by using my teeth?

Sincerely,

The good little witch.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear... whoever...

I just want to stop thinking for a moment. Just a brief moment I want an empty mind, clear of all worries, indecisions, doubts, apprehension and whatever shit creeps up in there. Just a moment where there is nothing. . .

Please.

Red.

 

[CeriseNoire]

Dear Body,

I know I'm pushing you lately. Please hold up until April. I promise if you do, I'll take a break and get some rest. Heck, I'll even take you to a spa. Do we have a deal?

Sincerely,
Cerise (who's realized 'bone tired' is not a figure of speech.

-----

Dear Self,

I... don't know. Do you?

Cerise

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Dear X,

I didnt sleep well at all last night, your arms weren't around me.

 

[impressive]

Dear X,

....

~ Imp

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Dear Quickie Mart Customer,

Just to let you know the staff here thinks youre every bit as stupid and rude as we are. You should see YOU in action sometime.

You smoke pumping gas. You fill the toilets with towels, then shit on them, and overflow everything when you flush. You are clueless about how to pump gas or use the ATM machine. Your Mastercard/debitcard are maxed out. You steal whatever's not on fire. And you fuck around till 1:59AM before coming in the store for beer.

If you have any money at all, you buy your shit in this order: cigarettes, beer, crap for the kiddies, and 79 cents worth of gas.

When you cuss us for no particular reason, mostly because youre a loser having another bad day, we wait till you leave, then call Child Protective Services, and make up some bullshit about how you beat your kid or were driving drunk. Hahaha Jokes on you, bitch.

Quickie Mart Employees

 

[Guest]

Dear S

thank you

C

 

[Tarakin]

Dear... whoever...

I just want to stop thinking for a moment. Just a brief moment I want an empty mind, clear of all worries, indecisions, doubts, apprehension and whatever shit creeps up in there. Just a moment where there is nothing. . .

Please.

Red.

Dear Red,

we have german TV for that reason, it empties your mind in moments.
Okay, earnest now: Take a deep breath, try to relax. It'll get better. The darkest moment is just before the dawn. And smile over stupid jokes like mine.

Tarakin

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Spouse

You really should have taken a bonus day, instead of leaving here depressed and leaving me here in tears. You asked me what was wrong and I shared it with you. You’ve been trying very hard, too hard perhaps, but I know it is difficult to know how hard to try, when it is a marriage you are trying to save. Am I trying to save it too? I really don’t know anymore.

Lately, my body is changing. You’re finding it even more attractive and the comments you are making are bordering on “cat calls”. Those comments are fine on occasion, but not all the time, everyday, all week. I know you find me sexy. Thank you for that, but I don’t want to hear about my boobs all day, or my ass, or my neck. I know you don’t want me to “not feel attractive” and thanks for that, but I don’t want to feel like a piece of ass in my own home either.

You asked me today if I was attracted to you. I had already hurt your feelings enough so I lied this morning. I’m sorry I did that. I wish I had looked at you and said what I have said before, that the sexual attraction is no longer there. You are a handsome man, kind, considerate and caring. You are a great provider, a wonderful dad and you are a good husband.

Sex for us is no longer enjoyable for me. I try. I really do. Inside though I am a shell. I don’t fake it. I can’t do that to you or me. I know you see this, yet that pushes you to try harder, which makes me feel worse. I know you don’t want to give up.

I just don’t know what to do anymore. I don’t know how to deal with this on my own. I need help.

Your wife.

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

Dear Red,
Hang in there and remember we love you. We're here whenever you need it.

 

[impressive]

I wish I had looked at you and said what I have said before, that the sexual attraction is no longer there. You are a handsome man, kind, considerate and caring. You are a great provider, a wonderful dad and you are a good husband.

I have SO been in this place.

Telling someone you care about that you are not the least bit sexually attracted to them is HARD.

I tried to do it gently, but the many other methods of communicating just weren't getting the message through -- so the words had to be said.