Dear X:

Dear Who's Ever in Charge of These Things;

I'm having a great day for no apparent reason. Thanks. I'll try not to mess it up. I'd really appreciate other ones just like this occasionally, too.

Sincerely,

glynndah, the good little witch
 
Dear X,

Errr, there is something that requires your attention.

Like...right now...detailed, attention.

N





:devil:
 
Dearest Hostess, maker of the sugary, squishy treats which are sure to bring on hypoglycemia,

I like your stuff. Chantily does too, because I heard she smuffed some Snowballs earlier today. But sometimes actions like that are necessary so you can get the sugar inside. Where it needs to be.

So here's my thing:
Banana-flavored filling in Twinkies?
Really???

I know they used to be made that way and then the vanilla took over after the war, but some of us actually ate an occasional [modern] Twinkie, and rather enjoyed it, I might add.
So now I'm dismayed at this banana-flavoring business.

I don't know how long it will be before I can forgive you, but because I really do try to be an emotionally healthy human being, I'll give forgiveness my best shot.
But I'm still not eating those damned banana Twinkies.

Signed,
A former Twinkie Ingester


Dear Chocolate Stuff:

I've never truly left your side, but now I hear this nasty business about the Twinkies and I'm thinking about throwing a little kindling on the fire.
How's about it? You up for a renewal of vows?

Love,

The Jilted Sweet-Eater
 
Dear Self;

When the nice lady says, "Are you sure you want to go any shorter?", you should listen.

So, how fast does hair grow anyway? :rolleyes:

The good little witch
 
slyc_willie said:
Dear bluebell7;
:D
Dear delicious man:

:nana:


glynndah said:
Dear Self;

When the nice lady says, "Are you sure you want to go any shorter?", you should listen.

So, how fast does hair grow anyway? :rolleyes:

The good little witch
Dear good little witch,

I have some cute hats. Would you like to borrow one?
Although I must tell you that your feelings are probably unfounded. It's very likely that you look adorable as ever.

-bluebell
 
darling, I know it isn't your fault you have these migraines. I know you don't want to miss class for an entire week. I'm sorry I'm getting frustrated; I know it's much worse for you. I hate seeing you suffer and I am doing all I can for you. I worry about the future and how you're going to get through school, or ever hold a "real" job when you're having two days of migraines every week. I don't mind being the main earner but it's going to take time to get there, for both of us, and we're just going to have to hold on until then.
We're in this together.
Love, me
 
bluebell7 said:
Dear good little witch,

I have some cute hats. Would you like to borrow one?
Although I must tell you that your feelings are probably unfounded. It's very likely that you look adorable as ever.

-bluebell

I like my hair much better now. I've gotten used to that one piece curling into my nostril every time I move my head. Still tickles, though. :catroar:
 
Dear VQ~

You have trust issues. you need to work on them. It's not me, it's you. I am here. I have been here, I will continue to be here for you. You can doubt if you need to. you can have reservations if it helps you. You can wonder about me and my honesty and commitment all you want. but in the end this is only hurting both of us. You have no reason to not trust me completely, and i will never give you a reason.

So get over it, and remember how to be happy and not full of fear.

i love you-

meow

L
 
Dear :heart:

I want love and yet because of them, love wouldn’t be enough. So I guess it is good you don’t love me in that way and nor I you. I don’t want to let you go though and you don’t want to let me go either. So where does this put us? How many months do we continue? How many times a year do we see each other? I will take as many as you are able to give and I will give you as many as I am able. And when you tell me it is no longer enough than I will make the choice unless he makes the choice for me. I just hope you’ll still be my friend when that choice places those three first. In the end, they are my life.

:kiss:
 
Dear Chantily,

You are not the only one. Today I read an article in the newspaper about how bad it is when you eat Ho-Ho's.
So, naturally, I read the article in shock and disgust, and then promptly forget everything the moment my hand grabbed a box at the supermarket this afternoon.
Guess what was in that box?


I had to. They made me.
I am incorrigible. :devil:

-----

Glynndah:

Good luck with that itchy nose.
Now, and this is just a thought, maybe you should get your hair cut?


;)

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Dear strawberries,

You are the loveliest, most luscious and scarletly delicious things I've seen all week. Maybe all month.

It seems odd that we can pluck something so utterly beautiful from nature and then house it among modernity.

I can't decide whether I should eat you or stare at you. You're so unbelievably pretty.
 
Dear AH

I know that I've been away a lot lately, but I haven't forgotten you. Hugs, Sev.
 
Dear Trolls

Go and tell your master that I am still here and not going anywhere, and I'm starting to write again, so you can kiss my ass! :mad:
 
Dear Red

I like you a great deal and admire you even more. You have tons of courage, more than you realize, and a lot of other great qualities, including candor and compassion. I just hope that you go easy on someone in particular for now: yourself. A little "me" time is good for one's health and sanity.

Affectionately,
Sev
 
Dear You Know Who

I've been telling you to get your dogs fixed. So has your son. Don't blame me because your two bitches go into heat and I can't be aware of whom you're trying to keep apart at all times. If you have to get pregnant dogs abortions now, that's no one's fault but your own. If you have dogs, things like this sometimes have to take priority over your tanning, your nails, and your Jazzercise.
 
Dear Someone Else

I like you. You're not fat. You are nice, sometimes. You're smart. You're pretty. You're also catty, however, and that is not an attractive quality all of the time. Stop demanding all or nothing out of life. Sometimes, that will make you a rather lonely person, especially when you demand it of your friends. I still think of you as a friend, however. For now. One day, however, even that door will close, and you'll be even more alone in the isolation that you have created for yourself. We're not perfect, either, us friends of yours. Some of us have girlfriends who want and deserve top billing in our lives. That's a perfectly reasonable expectation of them. And, no, I've never treated you as "the other woman". You've always been a friend with the potential of benefits and fantasies of more. But it was never more than a fantasy. I thought that you understood that, and I am sorry that I didn't make that clear enough to you. I certainly never set out to deceive you. I thought that you knew the difference between cybering and RL.

Good luck with finding happiness and that baby that you want so much to conceive. I never could give that to you, but try not to treat me like a leper, just because I have to put my lover first. You need to look for a guy who will do the same for you.
 
SEVERUSMAX said:
I like you a great deal and admire you even more. You have tons of courage, more than you realize, and a lot of other great qualities, including candor and compassion. I just hope that you go easy on someone in particular for now: yourself. A little "me" time is good for one's health and sanity.

Affectionately,
Sev

Sev,

:kiss:

Thank you. *hugs*

Red
 
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