Dear X,

[imemkay]

aaaaaw lucky X to have someone think of them like that

He is lucky! Lets just hope he realizes it! I think he does......

 

[imemkay]

Dear rainy weather

Please go away and bring back the sun!

 

[imemkay]

Dear rainy weather

Thank you for being so obedient! Welcome back sun!

 

[EMPRESSLAINIE]

Dear X
My eyes adore you
Though I never laid a hand on you

I am so taken with your beauty and not daring to let you know it.
A few people there know I have a heavy crush on you.

I love your red hair, the curves of your body, the way you move, your wonderful expressions.

Alas It can never be.

 

[imemkay]

Dear IVF Dr Guru,

Please let me stop these stupid drugs. Obviously it hasn't worked, so what's the point in continuing for another week until I can have the blood test. What if I just pee on a stick, and we all move on.

These hormones are sending me batty, and I feel like walking in front of a bus most of the time. Not to mention orgasm denial and no sex... seriously. If this whole thing wasn't cruel enough already.

Sincerely,
Desperately wanting the happy back.

Oh Rainshine.....I have no words...just many big big hugs!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear stranger,

I'm going to grab your boobs. It's okay if I grab them.

Sincerely,

Horny Young Goat

 

[imemkay]

Dear Panera

Too. Many. Carbs.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Horny Young Goat,

It's probably best for all concerned if you don't go around grabbing the boobs of strangers.

Sincerely,
A Concerned Friend

But I supplemented it with "it's okay". So I'm good right?

It's like here in the south... Women can say whatever they want about another girl. As long as they throw "bless her heart a the end".

Example: That outfit makes her look like a pregnant cow, bless her heart.

Add that and live absolved yourself of wrongdoing. It's the Pope of sayings.

 

[imemkay]

Dear BFFs,

Stop being so wishy washy and just pick a damn restaurant before I decide to just stay home!!!!

Annoyed and Hungry

 

[imemkay]

Dear Mr Rainshine,

I understand you needed to have a Ducati. I mean, they're a sexy bike. I was even supportive when you came off on gravel, when you were hit by another car, and then hit by another car. People are shit drivers. The Duc had to sit in the garage for a while, but I secretly hoped it would sit there forever.

I understood when the Triumph turned up. It's pretty sexy too. A little time had passed and you were ready to get back on the road. I'm a great wife, I put my fear of you being seriously injured (or worse) over your love of riding.

However, I am not so sure about this new light in your eyes when you look at the Ducati website. This one might not pass the gates so bloody easily.

Yours,
Mrs Rainshine

Yikes! I'd put my foot down on this one! Good luck!!

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear Mr Rainshine,

I understand you needed to have a Ducati. I mean, they're a sexy bike. I was even supportive when you came off on gravel, when you were hit by another car, and then hit by another car. People are shit drivers. The Duc had to sit in the garage for a while, but I secretly hoped it would sit there forever.

I understood when the Triumph turned up. It's pretty sexy too. A little time had passed and you were ready to get back on the road. I'm a great wife, I put my fear of you being seriously injured (or worse) over your love of riding.

However, I am not so sure about this new light in your eyes when you look at the Ducati website. This one might not pass the gates so bloody easily.

Yours,
Mrs Rainshine

I understand your pain --but I understand his too. . . . I was looking at the Ducatis and they make my panties damp. I know in my heart, I would end up dead or in jail if I had one so I'm probably going to settle for something a lil less zippy.

I hope you work it out to both of your satisfactions.

 

[Saucyminx]

Thank you. He has two... is that enough? I mean I am happy for him to ride even though it worries me greatly, for me and Miss Almost 3. I just don't think three road bikes is necessary...

I have to agree. Three is just piggy on his part.

Tell him he must buy you something fabulous for each one he buys. Personally I'm partial to diamonds. . . but whatever it is that is unreasonably priced that you like. Tit for tat so to speak.

And I do understand the worry. I have been wanting one for about 10 years now, and am currently having a mid-life crisis, but I waited until my munchkins were old enough to fend for themselves if they really had to, even though it would totally suck. Same reason I haven't gone sky-diving yet--but my brother and I will be doing that in April for my birthday. Wonder if I should get him drunk first. . . .

Dear X,
Should i get my brother drunk before taking him skydiving. . or would that just be wrong?
confused

 

[imemkay]

Dear X,
Should i get my brother drunk before taking him skydiving. . or would that just be wrong?
confused

Bahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! That crazy girl!!!

 

[imemkay]

Dear Malodorous Patient,

That 2000 lb bull stepped on your foot 4 days ago.....surely you could have washed your feet before coming in for your xray today. That was the one of the most unpleasant experiences of my life. Soap is not expensive...buy some, I beg you!

On the other hand, I thank you for causing me to lose my breakfast, I didn't really need those calories anyway.

Repulsed Radiographer

 

[imemkay]

Yuck. Feet are disgusting at the best of times.

Oh, you're right. I detest them!

 

[desiree_d]

Dear Shingles,

You're really starting to annoy me, an itchy rash & polkas weren't enough? Now body aches, a fever and constant fatigue.....your a greedy little virus...I feel like shit...what do you have against me, or are you just having a party in my body without inviting me. How rude

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Last Night,

What a rough time you gave me. But the night only lasted for a brief moment and the joy came in the morning.

Sincerely,

Tired, But Well

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Switzerland,

God you kick ass. Thanks.

Sincerely,

An Appreciative American

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear lovely Vietnamese lady who just did my nails,

I don't expect you to be my best friend or anything, but when you sit there and talk in Vietnamese to one of your coworkers during my manicure, you make me paranoid. And quit asking if I want my eyebrows waxed. I see that you like to rip all yours out and then draw them back on, but I'm not into that. They are not Brooke Shields eyebrows so just calm your boner.

Sincerely,
Manicured and apparently yeti-browed

 

[imemkay]

Dear lovely Vietnamese lady who just did my nails,

I don't expect you to be my best friend or anything, but when you sit there and talk in Vietnamese to one of your coworkers during my manicure, you make me paranoid. And quit asking if I want my eyebrows waxed. I see that you like to rip all yours out and then draw them back on, but I'm not into that. They are not Brooke Shields eyebrows so just calm your boner.

Sincerely,
Manicured and apparently yeti-browed

This made me laugh hard! I, too, get paranoid when they start talking in Vietnamese. I'm getting my nails done on Friday....instead of feeling paranoia, I'll now be giggling! As for the brows, they're just looking for the add-on sale. I'm sure your brows are fabulous!!

 

[AdjectiveNounVerb]

Dear lovely Vietnamese lady who just did my nails,

I don't expect you to be my best friend or anything, but when you sit there and talk in Vietnamese to one of your coworkers during my manicure, you make me paranoid. And quit asking if I want my eyebrows waxed. I see that you like to rip all yours out and then draw them back on, but I'm not into that. They are not Brooke Shields eyebrows so just calm your boner.

Sincerely,
Manicured and apparently yeti-browed

This made me laugh hard! I, too, get paranoid when they start talking in Vietnamese. I'm getting my nails done on Friday....instead of feeling paranoia, I'll now be giggling! As for the brows, they're just looking for the add-on sale. I'm sure your brows are fabulous!!

Y'all are making me think of a comedy routine I saw on TV once about a woman's trip to a nail salon. It's also on Youtube. I've never gotten my nails done, but my girlfriend laughed pretty hard and said it was accurate when I showed it to her.

 

[imemkay]

Y'all are making me think of a comedy routine I saw on TV once about a woman's trip to a nail salon. It's also on Youtube. I've never gotten my nails done, but my girlfriend laughed pretty hard and said it was accurate when I showed it to her.

That was funny! I've often wished I knew someone who speaks Vietnamese so I could take them in there with me.

 

[imemkay]

Mine is a Vietnamese Ladyman. He cracks me up.

Oh a ladyman??? we have one of those too. I think he fancies himself my life coach. He's always offering me advice on career and men LOL

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Tired but well,

Sorry again. I hope Tonight is kinder to you.

Sincerely,
Last night

You and Pmann need to get a room.

 

[imemkay]

Mine talks to and about my boobs. We have names for them.. Mary and Mary.

Yes, but does he talk to them in English or Vietnamese???