Dear X,

[southernsky]

Dear X,
You have NO IDEA what you've done. Srsly.

Xoxo,
Me

Dear Hair,
I will never again see you in your natural state. The carpet isn't gonna match the drapes. It's been six years, I can accept this. Can you?

Love,
Me

 

[bombergirl]

.........

 

[WarmMilk]

Dear fat,

I know you and my tummy are best friends, and that you're starting to like hanging out with my thighs, but this really isn't working out. How about we just give this a rest and go our separate ways?

Love,
Me

 

[Tehalelu]

Dear B,
Don't write me, don't call me, don't e-mail me.
Don't say Hello through friends or wish me well on my birthday.
Don't think of me fondly at Christmas or wonder if I still play the piano.
The only thing I want to hear is that you're dead
so I can dance on your grave.
Sincerely, T

 

[evanwired]

never mind

 

[southernsky]

Dear X,
Losing both L and R completely broke my heart, and I'm not sure how to put it back together again.

Glad you're enjoying simplicity.

 

[Red_and_Mackie]

Dear X,

You have proven me right at every turn.
But I have to admit your choices today were stellar.
Your level of immaturity blindsided even me!
I am beyond impressed. Kudos to you, Peter Pan.

Amazed,
Mackie

 

[Luna_Bella]

Dear MR. E

Why is it always in my weakest moment that you choose to visit?
How do you know? You are clueless about what is happening to me right now, nonetheless you appear and somehow manage to make me laugh.

I am hurt and heartbroken, yet you manage to make me feel better, to you I just seem a bit down, so you look at me and tell me to smile, because I am so much prettier when I smile.

I feel like acting recklessly and being stupid... could I do stuff to you??? stuff that would make both of us feel good for a while, just to hurt us and complicate thing further afterwards... why is there always a downside... I feel like I am always on the downside even though I always try to do the right thing.

don't mind me, like I said I am hurt, heartbroken and bitter, I wish everyone would hurt like me right now, because lets face it we would all get hurt...

So please make me laugh again and make me forget that for the last minute I have been thinking about how it would feel If I kissed you, because anything I would ever give you right now apart from friendship would be nothing but poison seeping into our life and slowly dragging us down, and I couldn't do that to you.

Affectionnatly,
~your friend L~

 

[cryforme1v]

dear gall bladder.
fuck you too.......

 

[Leotard]

Dear boss,

the reason 8 people have quit is YOU! Hope you'll get it before your precious little restaurant goes broke.

A loyal employee

Dear DarkBee,

Do you work at my place of former employment? 'cuz that sounds mighty familiar!

X
Leo


~~


To my big brother

Mum pretends it doesn't bother her, but I know it disappoints her that you are turning out so much like dad.

Please stop being such an unresponsive asshole,

Your one and only sister.


~~


Dear nerve endings,

I love you very much; and you do an incredible job, especially you guys down in my nether regions. All I ask is that you not freak out too much tomorrow when I get our inner arm tattooed. I think we'll all be better off for it

With you always,
Your body & mind

 

[Luna_Bella]

Dear Person I would like to slap,
I never been anything but nice to you, even though everyone told me you were trouble.
Well Now I see what they meant! you can have just about any guy you want yet you always have to go after the ones you can't have you think its funny to go after someone else's man... you just wait until I get to you, lol I am not like any other girl you've cheated and I wont let you get away with it.... I am brewing and thinking.... I will let you know that I don't talk with my fists, but when I get back at you it will hurt dearly, it might not be immediate but I am patient and vengence is a dish better served cold..... You will pay for me and bell and every other woman you've wronged, you've messed up with the wrong person this time girl. We're supposed to be there for each other and be a sisterhood standing up against man lol not stab each other in the back.

BELIEVE ME YOU WILL LEARN!!!

 

[unregistered]

 

[bobsgirl]

Dear PM writer,

Why in the world would you think I would want to see pics of your oh so impressive cock??

Oh, and the cock AV? Lose it. Seriously. It's not sexy.

 

[Luna_Bella]

Dear HT Litsters,

I have been ranting and posting messages that might have not have had a clear meaning, for I am quite confused, stressed out, and heartbroken. To all of you I owe an apology.

To all of you who have taken the time to read and answer, Thank you! I hope that you know that I am reaching out for help and getting the proper care so that I can get better.

please know that I believe the HT community is quite helpful and that I value each and everyone's opinions and I am always looking forward to your posts. I believe each and everyone of you to be quite amazing people.

thank you for the support you have and still give me.

~Luna

 

[Eilan]

Dear X, Student Edition

Dear X,

The time to let me know that you have an IEP is Week 1 of the semester, not the week before finals. I can't make accommodations if I don't know that I need to do so.

Furthermore, having an IEP on file doesn't mean that you can pass the class without doing the work; we're trying to even the playing field, not eliminate it. The IEP also doesn't mean that you get extra time to complete the lab work. Fifteen weeks is plenty long enough, don't you think?

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Dear X,

Yeah, you plagiarized. And you weren't even smart about it. Just consider yourself fortunate that I caught it before you submitted your final draft. You can rest assured that I will be paying very close attention to your paper when I grade it.

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Dear X,

You are, by far, my best student. You probably didn't even need a developmental class. Unfortunately, you're going to be repeating this class because you didn't hand in most of the work.

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Dear X,

You've had some sort of computer issue for every assignment you've handed in this semester. Get your shit together. Your future instructors might not be as forgiving as I am.

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Dear X,

I know that you don't start classes until January, but you're a perfect example of why college isn't for everybody. You read and write at a third-grade level; every time I try to decipher your Facebook posts, I want to gouge out my eyes with a rusty spork.

If this school had any admissions standards at all, you'd never be allowed in. Do you think you're going to get into the Nursing Program? And you're taking Intro to Algebra, Chemistry 104, and Biology 104 next semester? Good luck. You're gonna need it.

You're not my student yet, and I hope you never will be. You're such a sweetheart that I'd feel like a shit for failing you.

 

[bobsgirl]

Dear X,
You must have laughed to yourself every time I told you how much you meant to me.

I hope you hurt as much as I do.

 

[NomadLady]

Dear C,
Thank you for the phone call, and the explanation. I would have gone to the ends of the earth for you, with you and just because you asked me to. Hope you find what your heart needs to mend....

 

[unregisterd]

Dear Ex-hubby,

I want to thank you so much for walking out on me. And for showing me how little an ex-best-friend is worth. Thank you for leaving me with so many memories. The screaming and yelling, the repeated blows, the broken bones. For showing me how worthless my family is in coming to my aide. For the clear view of of how worthless life can be. I'm not thanking you for dying though. Mostly because you haven't yet. But be assured that I will once you do.

your not loving
Ex-Wife

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Dear Ex-Dom/room-mate

Thank you so much for reinforcing my opinion of men. Thank you for collaring me and telling me you would be there for me. Thank you for giving me so many chances to hear you shower after I got you off. The sounds were so clear as you washed and went back to your room leaving me to clean everything up and return to my room.Thank you for telling me you cared one day and your getting married the next. Thank you for showing me how easy it is to end up without a home or job. And thank you for not taking back the collar so I can get on with my life. And thank you for calling me day and night to 'talk' so I can hear all about how happy you are with her. Please do me a favor and join my other ex in hell.

your tired of it all
Ex-sub

 

[Luna_Bella]

Hugs to Unregisterd, NomadLady and Bobsgirl. Hang in there Girls!!!

 

[littlebabyclit]

Dear X,

Remember when you told me you hate yourself?

Good call. You should.

Toodles,
LBC

 

[qrayze]

Dear Ex-husband,

Stop being so surprised that I'm still acting like a bitch towards you. Time doesn't heal ALL wounds.

-Q

 

[Luna_Bella]

Dear Hubby
Don't be so surprised that others have already expressed their interest in me. you might not realize your luck, but they do. And don't act so offended; YOU are giving them the opportunity to try and step into your shoes.

I havent turned them away true, but I havent shown interest either, I respect our relationship more than that, so quit your bitching!

 

[NomadLady]

Dear Death,
I know my mom is in your grasp...I've been here a year now, watching her go downhill. Please take her peacefully, painlessly and quietly. This has been a very hard year, becoming her parent, caregiver and advocate.
Never having been a parent, this has made me realize how I much I have missed out on by not having the chance to be a mom. Funny how role reversals made you look inward and regret some of your previous life choices.
I do not regret moving here to take care of my mom....please just let her passing be easy.

Thanks
D

 

[NippleMuncher]

I do not regret moving here to take care of my mom....please just let her passing be easy.

Thanks
D

BTDT,

 

[NomadLady]

Dear Hubby
Don't be so surprised that others have already expressed their interest in me. you might not realize your luck, but they do. And don't act so offended; YOU are giving them the opportunity to try and step into your shoes.

I havent turned them away true, but I havent shown interest either, I respect our relationship more than that, so quit your bitching!

Good for YOU girl!!!!!!!
The sad thing is that some men are so hard headed they never realize WHAT they had until the throw it away.....