Dear X,

[Cathleen]

Dear X,

How is it that you identify yourself as a Dom but you've shared that you're a virgin. Virginity is wonderful, very special to share with someone and I hope you will find that someone but you're taking my brain for a ride with the virgin Dom thing.

Riding my brain

 

[bobsgirl]

Dear X,

How is it that you identify yourself as a Dom but you've shared that you're a virgin. Virginity is wonderful, very special to share with someone and I hope you will find that someone but you're taking my brain for a ride with the virgin Dom thing.

Riding my brain

 

[Cathleen]

Back at ya.

 

[unregistered]

 

[bobsgirl]

......

 

[Luna_Bella]

Dear Cheater,

You are my friend but so is she, turns out the cat is out of the bag, but everyone knew it was only a matter of time really, quit blaming everyone for your mistakes and take responsibility.(of course everyone is out to get you and are just saying stuff to split you guys up!!) She does not deserve any of this, She is a sweet, smart and funny girl, don't get me wrong I believe you are also sweet, smart and funny but you make poor choices and put all of us, your friends between a rock and a hard spot... we are friends with her too you know... what are we supposed to do when she comes crying that an anonymous person is calling her, telling her you cheated on her?

you are testing our loyalties and I am not one to lie. if she ask I will tell her what I know, and I hope you will not resent me for it, after all YOU are the one who put yourself in that situation to begin with and and I should not have to lie for you I don't owe you thing but karma's a bitch and If I was the one being cheated on I wish someone would tell me, so far out of friendship for you I have not said a thing because she didn't ask but if she does I will not will not protect you. I hope it doesn't come to that and that you'll just Man up and confess... then maybe she can forgive you and you guys can move on... together or not..

 

[collar_corset]

Dear Libido

Could you please fuck off and die for a couple of days so I can get stuff done, I can't concentrate with you shouting in my damn ear all the time.

Yours, quite pissed off, me!

Or failing that

Dear very sexy man who I'd rather like to have sex with

Could you oblige me, in a vain attempt get said libido satisfied?

Please text asap

Oh, and dear kitchen

Why don't you tidy yourself for once, that would make me happy

from too damn frustrated to do housework

 

[Submission13]

I miss the sound of your voice.

 

[Toqueme]

.....

 

[4bidnfruit]

Dear Self,

No decision is a decision so if you can't accept it, than take the alternative. Losing sleep and making yourself sick trying to decide is pointless because as long as you do nothing, you have decided. Live with it and if you can't than you know what you have to do.

Dear X,
I never wanted to make contact with you again and I still don't want to. I tried to tell myself that the end justifies the means but I am having a really hard time trying to convince myself of that. You became the person you hated and that makes you dangerous.

 

[Erryn_Silver]

Dear Ex,

Get over yourself. It's your own fault that our friendship is gone. If you hadn't been a horny ass and stopped trying to convince me to fuck you behind your girlfriend's back, she wouldn't have made you cut off all ties.

By the way, have fun explaining it to her when I send you back your dad's necklace you gave me in the mail.

-Red

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Dear Breasts,

Yes, you are a part of me. But stop growing already! I have no need of a rack that weighs 1/5th of me as it is!

-Red


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Dear Object of affetions number one,

Can you finally stop pussyfooting around already? You know I like you, and you know you're not against the idea. Move down to my bloody state already!

-Red


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Dear object of my affections number 2,

Quit giving me the run around. Yes, compliment me all you want. And I WILL get my cuddles next month, even if I have to tackle you and get them by force. We'll see how long you can resist me when I target all your weaknesses.

-Red

 

[bobsgirl]

Dear X,

Will you please spend the damn money and get your tooth fixed? I refuse to be seen in public with someone who has a front tooth missing because he's a tightwad.

 

[Eilan]

Dear BeeGee,

Move to my neck of the woods. People with missing front teeth fit in nicely here, so no one will think less of you for being seen in public with a certain individual.

Eilan

 

[cricketbug]

Dear Boss,

Please please please treat your teachers with more respect and concern this year. We work ourselves to the point of sickness with no substitutes available for coverage, and yet you have the nerve to treat us like we are toddlers and give us the silent treatment when we have to call in. Or get told to "find other care" for our children when they are ill. Or get told we are "small minded" because we are caring more about the students than about some stupid achievement test. Yes I realize that these assessments are part of our school and funding, but give a crap about us. Get your ass into the classroom and out of your office to see the trenches that we go through every day.

Thanks-
me

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Dear Ex,

Even after all these years you still have a pull over me as you were my first deep love...but I am strong and wanted to say that I wish you all the best in your life. You should have never pulled the bs you did. If so, we would still be friends.

always-
me

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Dear Husband,

Thank you for being there for MY bullshit through the past decade. No other man would have put up with it and I"m glad you stuck with me and helped me work through it. I love you with all my heart.

Yours,
your wife

 

[Eilan]

Dear Dad,

I'd appreciate it if you'd refrain from giving me relationship and/or parenting advice. It's not like you've ever actually followed the advice you're giving. I've certainly never listened to it.

And, like I told you when you were bitching at me to seek more child support from my ex, you can't get blood from a turnip. I could have brought up the fact that after you and Mom divorced, you used to make her cash the child support checks and give all the money back to you, but I've known you long enough to realize that pointing out your hypocrisy is a lost cause.

Go fuck yourself.

 

[DarkBee]

Dear cricketbug,

www.thatsmyboss.com

 

[Luna_Bella]

Dear bff,
I love you to death but you have some serious issues that I am not sure I wish to get into, I am here for you ,but first you have to help yourself, I can't fix everything for you. I miss your smile and would do anything to see it again but until you deal with some of your problems, I can only make you feel better temporarily and in the end the pain will still be there, so please take care of yourself and feel better. I hate seeing you this way.
love you dearly,
your best friend ~Luna~

 

[cricketbug]

Dear cricketbug,

www.thatsmyboss.com

Dear DarkBee,

Thank you immensely for that laugh!

 

[Erryn_Silver]

Dear Dad

Stop comparing me to yourself in your younger years. I'm not you, and never will be. Stop getting pissed when I say that too.

-Red

 

[lennythelion]

Dear higher being/ fates/ lady luck,

Thanks for making things go my way so I got that job. Now I can separate from my husband and move on with my life.

Me

 

[DarkBee]

Dear DarkBee,

Thank you immensely for that laugh!

Sure, no problem. See also www.notalwaysright.com for more stupid work-related stories.

 

[Luna_Bella]

Dear everyone, I had an amazing Canada day weekend here's what I have to say to a few of you,
Dear bicycle rider.... I saw a side of you this weekend I didn't know you had... It was amazing, can't wait for you to come back around in the fall you are coming back right)... I hope if you are around again soon you won't be shy to stop by.. don't forget your guitar!!

Evan, thank you for being so understanding and helpful, This weekend went without a hitch and you regained mr. hubby's trust, thank god! I had a blast.... my friend is back and I couldn't be happier about it.

Mr. New face, don't know you much, but really enjoyed your company I hope to see you around some more. I really enjoyed our turn on the dancefloor.

to little miss sunshine thanks for giving me the opportunity to get to know you better and make our friendship grow, I think you are one interesting person

and the brawler bros you guys sure know what a party is all about

I love you all!

 

[Invisible One]

Dear Mr. Executive Director,

Thank you for your shitty email tirade which made my good day a bad one. I understand that you have substanital net worth and that you used your credit card several times with no problem so that I must be a dipshit and don't know what I'm doing, but where the fuck was my apology when you realized that the real problem was that you transposed the credit card numbers in your email???

Guess a Harvard and Princeton education gives you the right to be a complete asshole.....and not have to admit when you make a mistake.

Fuck you.

Love, the peon who doesn't get paid nearly enough to deal with jerks like you.

 

[unregistered]

 

[littlebabyclit]

Dear ______,

"I don't know what our relationship is" I said
when anyone else would have known it was dead.
Sadly, I'm left to shake my head...
Are my brain cells full of lead ?

I was your's, truly,
LBC