Dear X,

OK!, ok.

Dear Mind,
Can we take a break from the death theme already, I've decided not to listen for now.
 
Dear X,

More than a good listener. From day one. You've told me things, shown me what was what, and guided me. Dark days still loom, but I think of all you tell me and try and push through.

Now is one of those times.

You know, we think you're pretty special, and you do so so much for others. You are so loved. When you're gone, there's panic, worry, and things are not the same without you.

I have a shoulder, and ear, and a heart for you to lean against and tell your troubles to, just as you did for me.

I love you bunches.

:rose:
~ Just me
 
Dear X,

If I'm honest with myself, the reason I find you so offputting is because I worry that I am just like you.
 
Dear EX

I hate you. You used me and abused me. You pretended to care for me for over a year, and faked everything from the start of the relationship. You made me doubt myself, you made me feel like a bad person, you've made me feel ugly. You used me for a place to live. You thought I was ugly and didn't have the balls to tell me. You cheated on me every chance you got and got mad at me when I told you someone made a pass at me. You wouldn't just end things, and instead made me live without affection or physical intimacy for almost nine months. You've humiliated me. I hate you so much.
 
Dear _______,

Never ever EVER make the mistake of underestimating me, or assuming for one second that I'm not paying attention.

I didn't say that I'm an experienced bullshit detector for nothing. I will always sniff out the differences between what is said and what is actually done.

Sincerely,
Me
 
Dear JtohisPB,

Thank you for interesting additions to this thread and for the compliment too. Let's meet and have a drink at The Redhead Piano Bar, whaddya say ?

Warm regards,
LBC
 
Dear X,

I wish you had more patience. I wish you bothered to work on getting patience.

I wish you took advice.

I wish you would get more patience, get advice, and finally realize that giving the partner you love pleasure is an important part of sex too.

I wish you would just try for me. And realize it is about the journey not the destination.

Love,
your GF with the slowly dying libido
 
Dear ...

Dear puppy

Please stop peeing on my carpet!

mummy

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Dear family

Please let the puppy out and clean up behind it when it pees on the carpet !!

mummy / wife
 
Dear scientific community

Please could you make cheap, and reliable teleporters. This world is much too big and the internet does not help matters

HURRY THE HECK UP!

Your humble servant, me!
 
Dear X, If you could maybe call or text me when you aren't drunk, I might believe all your bull a little bit more. Better yet, how about you just tell the truth and admit that you're not Peter fucking Pan, and that you would actually quite like the picket fence you so cheerfully mock. Kthnxbai.
 
Dear guests of McDonald's,

when ordering through the drive-through, keep in mind the following things, these will reduce the time it will take to complete your order and minimize the stress on both sides of the window.

1: stop where you're supposed to stop
2: say something nice back when I greet you
3: know in advance what you want to order, which includes size of your meal, your drink, if you'd like any sauce and things like that
4: please say so when your order is complete
5: there is only one register, so stop at the first window to pay
6: the rest of your order will be given at the second window, the only thing I can give you is a receipt. Please ask for it when you're paying your order
7: say something back when I say goodbye
8: most important: BE NICE!

Thank you,
a cranky McDonald's employee
 
Dear DarkBee,

I've so been in your shoes. I think everyone should work foodservice at some point in their lives and then they would understand.

Glad you have a place to vent!

J

same here!! I feel for you!!!!
 
Dear X,

Give me the speed and accuracy I need tomorrow morning to get this over with successfully. a little sign to let me know I am doing the right thing would also be much appreciated. :)

thanks in advance.

Luna~
 
Dear X,

Give me the speed and accuracy I need tomorrow morning to get this over with successfully. a little sign to let me know I am doing the right thing would also be much appreciated. :)

thanks in advance.

Luna~

Thanks that was great!!! :heart:
 
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