Dear X,

[GiggLeGasm]

Emerson ~
Blessed are those who feel the beat of your heart.
Your words, like a spirit dancing, fill the space with such warmth. It is almost as if the picture has already been painted.
Peace be with you.
~ Lisa

 

[MILFSauce]

Dear daughter #1

Remember that the star that burns the brightest, burns out the quickest. You are five months from your doctorate. That is an astounding achievement, and my pride in you knows no limit. But don't burn out before you reach that goal!


Dear daughter #2

Honey, you simply must stop putting your toes beneath that horse's hoof. I'm sorry you broke the same ones as last time, but you know, you could come home for a week or two to recuperate ... hint, hint. Grammy would love to see you, too.

love and kisses,
Mom

 

[Ginger41]

Dear You

Last Thursday was lots of fun. We need to do it again..soon

Me

 

[vibes]

Dear daughter #1

Remember that the star that burns the brightest, burns out the quickest. You are five months from your doctorate. That is an astounding achievement, and my pride in you knows no limit. But don't burn out before you reach that goal!


Dear daughter #2

Honey, you simply must stop putting your toes beneath that horse's hoof. I'm sorry you broke the same ones as last time, but you know, you could come home for a week or two to recuperate ... hint, hint. Grammy would love to see you, too.

love and kisses,
Mom

Grammy's on Lit too?

 

[imemkay]

Dear Inventor of Heated Seats:

I don't know who you are, but I hope you are wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.

-Toasty

 

[MILFSauce]

Grammy's on Lit too?

ROFL! ... not as far as I know! I suppose I could be wrong, though .. who do you think I inherited my horniness from?

No, I meant that Grammy (my mom) would love for my daughter to come home just as much as I would.

 

[daus42]

Dear Inventor of Heated Seats:

I don't know who you are, but I hope you are wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.

-Toasty

My car has cooling seats as well which all males would enjoy during the dog days of summer.

 

[imemkay]

My car has cooling seats as well which all males would enjoy during the dog days of summer.

I had no idea cooling seats existed. We should give thanks to that inventor, as well. However, given that it was -9F here yesterday, I'll hold those thanks until such a time that I am thawed out!

 

[vibes]

ROFL! ... not as far as I know! I suppose I could be wrong, though .. who do you think I inherited my horniness from?

No, I meant that Grammy (my mom) would love for my daughter to come home just as much as I would.

*chuckles

 

[DirtySecrets11]

Dear Wifey,

I love you, you're my soul mate and I'll do just about anything for you. But for the love of our friendship, please stop bringing me into the middle of your guy drama as the cause and reason.

Sincerely,
Your fed up Bestie

 

[SweetDommeSam]

Dear X,
You're an asshole and you fucked with my emotions in so many different ways. I'm so glad that I'm away from you now. You never did care for me, I was just a toy to you. Now I'm away from you and you can never try to manipulate me ever again. You think you're gods gift to woman but in reality you're the biggest narcissistic asshole I've ever met in my life.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Dear X,

Hoping to dream of you tonight,

Me

 

[Red_Kiss]

Dear X,
You're an asshole and you fucked with my emotions in so many different ways. I'm so glad that I'm away from you now. You never did care for me, I was just a toy to you. Now I'm away from you and you can never try to manipulate me ever again. You think you're gods gift to woman but in reality you're the biggest narcissistic asshole I've ever met in my life.

Wow, Sam, you read my mind! These are the exact thoughts running through my head this evening about someone in my life who just revealed how truly sick and hideous his soul is. Everything resonates with me, except for the 'away from'...I have yet to cut the tie. (Though I know I will feel infinitely better when I do.)

 

[aexoticgrl]

Dear Santa,

I've only asked for two things this year. I've heard about your policy on naughtiness and I think it should be revised. I still live here and I'll be alone and naked waiting for your answer tomorrow night.

*blows kisses*

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Rainshine,

Thank you for making 2013 a year to remember. You're a true friend and an angel.

Love,

Pmann

 

[Eilan]

Dear You-Know-Who,

I need to hear your voice again.

Me

 

[Emerson40]

My Dear Mowgli-Pup,


I love you.






To the moon and back.




Daddy

 

[unregistered]

 

[Niktala]

dear hun

I know you're hurtin but leaving her was for the better I know you loved her but she's a cunt... did I mention a whore? she has been cheating on you and I am glad you opened you eyes. You deserve so much better. Can't wait to meet your next flame,

With all my love,
Your friend always

 

[Emerson40]

Dear Pandairy Glimmery Winky Eyes,

Word on Savile Row is that you have lost your fashion passion.

The Spring / Summer fashion season is upon us and it appears you have abandoned your most denim-clad devotees during this, their most befuddling time of apparel transition.

Regards,

Impetuously Attired In Monogrammed Seersucker Chef Pants

 

[aexoticgrl]

Dear X,

I'm wearing a penguin onesie. How the fuck do you think my day went? Let me take a bath and revel in the mischief I'm planning to cause.

Signed,
Forever being naughty

 

[sereneone4u]

Dear You,

Miss you so so much.

Me.

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear Mother-of-the-year,

I'm saying this here so I do not pick up a phone or worse, drive to your house with a baseball bat.

You do NOT deserve to have a dog much less a child. More to the point, one who has been through everything this kid has been through, and despite it all, despite the "loving home" you've provided him, has come through it all with a smile on his face and a heart as big as an elephant.

You completely disgust me. When you dump him on the street when he hits 18, I WILL be there to take him in, would sooner if he would cooperate but loyalty is a funny thing isn't it?

I hope you and that miserable scum bag of a husband of yours rot in hell.

M