Dear Vella . . .

[Guest]

No, no, no. You've got me all wrong. I just wanted to see WTF? printed in the newspaper. Thanks!

~Spring Blossoms

Dear Spring Blossoms,
I have contacted the FDA and they know nothing of you. I have also searched out all feminine products made in the US and you have not been identified. So, kudos to you, I have been duped.
As far as 'swearing' and having WTF printed in my column, well, sometimes, swearing can not be replaced and the piece would suffer without it. Yes, I do condone it, you strumpet. I believe you are needed in CT. Please stop pestering my column and make your travel arrangements.
Thank you,
v~

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Dear Spring Blossoms,
<snip> Yes, I do condone it, you strumpet. I believe you are needed in CT. Please stop pestering my column and make your travel arrangements.
Thank you,
v~

Needed for what, exactly?
Travel arrangements have been made. You sure you're ready?
~Spring Blossoms

 

[Guest]

Needed for what, exactly?
Travel arrangements have been made. You sure you're ready?
~Spring Blossoms

Dear Spring blossoms,
the straps are on the bed, waiting for your arrival. the question is, not am i ready, but rather, are you ready?
gather your strength, gorgeous, you're in for a bumpy ride.
v~

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Dear Spring blossoms,
the straps are on the bed, waiting for your arrival. the question is, not am i ready, but rather, are you ready?
gather your strength, gorgeous, you're in for a bumpy ride.
v~

V~

I assure you I am ready for any and all riding that may soon be taking place in the bed with straps in place. I've been gathering my strength since the day I saw you last.

Bring it on, sexy. The bumpier the better.

~Dirty Pillas