Dear TH,

[parodyluvr75]

Dear TH,
You have had me on ignore, and have for days.

On occasion I'm quoted by others and on those occasions you may choose to respond, obliquely as it were. And I choose to take those responses as 'proof' that you really don't have me on ignore.

Long ago I wrote a note about cats, dogs and birds for Laurel to make sure that she knew about our 'unusual' living arrangements. It took you two years to even offer me a cracker, but you did, which is the most you've done for me because you've never done anything but eat all my chocolate chip cookies!

So carry on TH but remember you owe me a cookie and that can't be ignored!!

Sincerely,
Parody

PS How can you you leave me cookieless, remember last Spring? http://youtu.be/9QkImYdXKJ8

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

TH - tryharder???

 

[parodyluvr75]

She's the only TH I know.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

She's the only TH I know.

me 2.. just making sure

 

[butters]

cookies are often nicer than crackers, it's true

 

[parodyluvr75]

Tell her she owes me chocolate chip cookies, with interest.

 

[parodyluvr75]

cookies are often nicer than crackers, it's true

My point. I gave her delicious cookies and she gave me a one really soggy saltine. It's not fair.

 

[butters]

My point. I gave her delicious cookies and she gave me a one really soggy saltine. It's not fair.

breaks my heart to see you suffer so

 

[parodyluvr75]

And I'm also tired of sharing my breakfast with the cat, it's humiliating. http://youtu.be/KrvxBP2VxBA

 

[parodyluvr75]

breaks my heart to see you suffer so

Thank you butters. At least someone understands my pain.

 

[Bert Notorius]

And I'm also tired of sharing my breakfast with the cat, it's humiliating. http://youtu.be/KrvxBP2VxBA

so....you're another shagly alt.

 

[lovetoread]

Poor birdy.

 

[parodyluvr75]

so....you're another shagly alt.

No, I'm not. But I'm sure I'm not the only bird who lives with a cat and a dog and is cookieless.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Poor birdy.

Thanks LTR.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Tell her she owes me chocolate chip cookies, with interest.

extra chips ahoy??

 

[parodyluvr75]

Of course.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Of course.

you got it! lol

 

[Cade Is Here]

She's the only TH I know.

I thought that you didn't hit the "e" key hard enough and just spelled th

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't use the 'e' key at all to spell TH.

 

[girlsmiley]

She owes you cookies. With an 's'.

Interest, pet. *nods*

 

[parodyluvr75]

I like how you think!

 

[Cade Is Here]

I like how you think!

Well, how do you think?

 

[Tryharder62]

Dear TH,
You have had me on ignore, and have for days.

On occasion I'm quoted by others and on those occasions you may choose to respond, obliquely as it were. And I choose to take those responses as 'proof' that you really don't have me on ignore.

Long ago I wrote a note about cats, dogs and birds for Laurel to make sure that she knew about our 'unusual' living arrangements. It took you two years to even offer me a cracker, but you did, which is the most you've done for me because you've never done anything but eat all my chocolate chip cookies!

So carry on TH but remember you owe me a cookie and that can't be ignored!!

Sincerely,
Parody

PS How can you you leave me cookieless, remember last Spring? http://youtu.be/9QkImYdXKJ8

http://t0.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ_qAU253jWqzHNRg1ortZzwQl2Tj4PXOplFbErAtMjKLk0ZIbunEVA74pt

I don't have you on ignore, but for two years I have told you the same thing over and over again. I really thought that only Polly wanted a cracker.

I told you also that I am a compulsive overeater and not to keep your chocolate chip cookies lying around because I can't resist them. This diet is killing me but I have lost 15 lbs (seriously) But are you supportive. Nooooo!

Then instead of coming to me directly you have to embarrass me and go to Laurel. I think she's pretty much seen every living arrangement possible on Lit, don't you? I think she can handle ours.

I told you that I can't give you cookies because I will eat them before I get them home. I have given you money but you continue to blow it on cat nip. What am I suppose to do?

Everybody is all poor birdy when then don't realize how hard it is to live with a bird. Never a moment for the cat or I to relax`

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2WRLMfwzCE

Maybe we need to do what they did in How to lose a guy in 10 days and go to couples or triples therapy, whatever the heck we should call it.

I don't owe you any more.

Sincerely,
Tryharder62

 

[thirty]

I need inside story!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Dear cookie stealing cat lover,

I know but I keep telling I'm not Polly, I'm Parody. Parody wants a cookie! You'd think after living together for two years, you'd know my name. I'm just another bundle of feathers to you. I saw the chew toy you keep by your bed.

I admit I have a cookie addiction. The box of Oreos in my cage is proof. With as much as the cat drinks, I'd say that's not high on the scale. Between the two of you, I have no milk or cookies. I'll make a compromise. We can make healthy cookies with oats, wheat flour and no butter. That way we can both enjoy them.

Laurel knew...she always knew. You and the cat have it out for me sometimes. Oh let's chase the bird around...haha!

Look the cat doesn't use you for a clawing post. How else am I suppose to bribe him? We can just start making our own cookies and the cat doesn't get any.

Well what does the caged bird do? I sing and I sing good. It's not screeching like you and the cat claim! Of course you say disdainfully poor birdy! You're just mad about the birdy love.

You always video the cat like he's a victim. You edited the part out where he tried to eat my tail.

That might be a solution, triples therapy it is!

You just need to know we can all get along but we need to communicate better. And biting the mail carrier is not cool!

Parody want a cookie, dammit!

Peckish,

Parody